no im just the fnatic scout looking for rising talents in the region

we started playing the game together from iron/bronze elo w/ friends lol

https://www.vlr.gg/player/62183/caquzerra

we following this career with great interest right guys

why did i actually go to check if number 4 happened

not actually but how funny would it be

and i cannot stress enough just how shit governor is

when did he become bad his stats are worse than governor

he wasn't making american minimum wage mate he's probably just fine

i really don't know what they're doing

i dont understand new americas comps, it's like they're trying to innovate but don't know how to and everything works exactly the same except slightly worse than the regular comps

exactly bro if you can't be a fan without the dopamine hit of a trophy win then you aren't a fan

i think asuna is the most dogshit paychek stealing player ever BUT all you guys did was lose to g2 (regional merchants) and NRG (champions winners like 3 months ago) so i don't get what everybody is freaking out about like it's not THAT bad

please beyn drop 1 billion

even if we beat t1, we've shared a win/loss/win/loss streak with PRX for the last 2 years and it's now their turn to win 😢😢 please god let the spirit of flashback enter hermes' body

aged well

prime geng + old drx + the only good player to ever originate from t1

primmie exposed full sense is done

poo is shit

TRANSLATION COMMENCING...

25%............

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75%....

100%!

'glory to benjamin netanyahu'

maybe this is my flair speaking but i feel like 'success of crws' is reaching for now when primmie is just on a generational run

navi 2-0

i think boaster has gotten away with being bad kd wise for so long because his teammates have always been so so so good, which means his igling can really shine w/ his fragging teammates

the only issue is that the key fragging players on the team have been whittled down a lottt over time, first leo, then derke is kind of sidegraded with kaajak, then chronicle goes.. so now he can't really live on the bottom of the leaderboard without the team paying a way bigger price

baha and boaster on a race to the bottom kd wise this is astoundingly bad

'im a dickhead and it's your fault if you aren't happy about it' - SENfns

no it was ragebait dwr lol

😜

im prime cr7 and my doubters are man utd pogba

flair is drx so he must be serious

valorant players are my little barbie dolls and people that havent been teammates in half a decade need to be best friends forever and reunite and kiss yay

8/8 performance by me

all words have concrete meanings and sentences are impossible to be interpreted in any other way besides the one which makes you happiest

me when im american so all beef has to be whimsy gaming fun and i will pretend racism doesn't exist

i mean maybe but termi went as far as to stake his entire career on it if frost decided to go to riot

so by this logic riot chose to allow him to make public claims, barred him from elaborating on them whatsoever with termi also somehow knowing he wasn't allowed to come forward (or would choose not to)

if this sort of thing could be routine for allegations like this then theres serious conversations to be had about the competitive integrity of pacific, and i'm just not sure if there's enough evidence besides this situation to warrant it

i thought he was kinda stupid for the take but he didn't keep doubling down months later and nobody mentions it anymore lol

baseball player misses a curveball so according to you he's the equivalent of having no arms 😭✌

nobody was talking about derke last year lets be real he's always been good but this year he's probably gonna get to actually do something

ugh the guy mentioned some random bs from the past i dont know what kdg is from overwatch i dont know or care for whatever makes it relevant to frost

i mean yeah idk why tf TL changed anything besides maybeee 1 or 2 players both of them feel like random name generators except vitality happened to pull 2 prime fnatic players

'slander' in an obviously hyperbolic sense but it's been a year and nothing came of public accusations levied onto not just drx but also geng and t1

you can't measure the effect on his career if nothing has changed about it for the last like 5 years but bring termis name up and there is undoubtedly going to be mention of the scrimsharing which has apparently been known for over a year but hasn't had anything done about it

i dont think termi is the god coach who is immune to criticism because realistically yes there's a lot to criticise but you're being disingenuous if you think his reputation hasn't been hampered

this vitality roster is kind of awkward to me why does jamppi look good at valorant now what is going on

lets remove half of the core which made fnatic so good
wait why are they shit now hashahdhsd frauded org

i love cool valorant usernames

why does it have to be real if nobody can prove it 😫

frost can''t be a butthurt baby who can't tolerate when his shit slinging isn't reciprocated with the same level of irrepressible anger because he was good at overwatch a thousand years ago

he doesn't have to announce anything

the pacific region seems to have the highest budget out of all of them and riot isn't a shadow org which you need to write formal letters to and mail via carrier pigeon

he doesnt want to ruin careers but appropriates slander of the people he says are doing wrong, publicly suggests they're doing wrong

and yet for a supposedly 'closed doors matter' he has done literally NOTHING behind closed doors, and if he has then obviously nothing has come from it because he LIEDD

lowk ur right if siding with frost makes games more interesting then it's no wonder that people will keep doing it, reason just doesnt matter bro what am i doing

knows all this
refuses to prove anything

masterful gambit frost your enemies are defeated

t1 academy won literally everything they could last year meanwhile frost gets beheaded internationally and scrapes into international tourneys by the skin of his teeth just to get grouped (but its okay because sometimes he takes a map off of prx maybe i dont know)

i forget reading comprehension is lost on everyone so if somebody tidily constructs an argument they look like they have a 10 foot cross ready to crucify their enemies on

meanwhile while typing this out my expression and feelings the entire time were literally :I

the korean teams are scrim sharing
(he's lying and pussies out when told to actually provide evidence, doesn't apologise and is happy to let korean teams get dubbed scrimsharers)

the korean teams are stupid
(stop losing to the actual tier one rosters then)

i'm good at my job
(chokes against rrq and has been smoked internationally at every opportunity)