I apologize for the lapse in my judgement and i will wear the GE flair for 1 week as compensation (sorry dart monkeys)

man i hope you dont think i was serious yeah it wasnt exactly the best of jokes but i wasnt serious

broooo i typed that out in like 2 seconds didnt think about it now im gonna get thrown to the dogs :sob:

nah bro this one is doign numbers

rare hot Indian man

GLOBAL esports truly living up to their name tbh
OCE NA SA (I wanna say there are also rumors for apac right?)

Cool! Lip syncing was off, but otherwise he looks great
Personally I’m wondering lore wise if he’s Radiant or Radianite Tech user. Does the artifact count as radianite tech or did it give him the powers (like the spiderman radioactive spider)

geography worse than the average US citizen

Hasn’t mixwell been heavily underperforming? Or is that just what people who dislike him tell me

you scared the SHIT out of me

loud best option is paying their players and keeping them

That would be hilarious

Imagine Jett’s dash did damage LOL

It’s nice to play, but only god knows how angry some of the heroes make me
Even if it’s kinda balanced, it infuriates me to see someone (cough cough Winston mei Moira etc) kill me and their crosshair isn’t even on me. Like oh yeah let’s make hero’s that can just look at someone to deal damage they don’t even have to be on their crosshair 👍👍
Also, non-hitscan sucks for me because I aim for a head and boom it hits the wall cuz the enemy’s already across the map

EMEA prepping their “WE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD” messages for when fnatic wins one (1) game

Wtf?
Ah yeah let’s make the 2nd best smokes NA play flex, the flex with the highest ACS in all of LCQ play perma entry, and the the init/sentinel IGL play smokes

I can’t find dart monkeys, something is wrong @mods

I don’t care let me run NA V3

lemme join NA division

I forgive you at least you guys don’t uhhh lemme get my checklist

Thankfully, dart monkeys doesn’t:
Use cheats
Have astronomically bad takes (tbag)
Pretend to be NB to play in gc
etc

Dart monkeys > all
You come back stronger trust

yeah im not mad we lost the map im just frustrated that IMT came in the chat and just took away all the tension... like im watching because i wanna see what happens i dont wanna be spoiled

Map over. 1-1 both teams have a map
IMT members came in the last few rounds cause of the delay and spoiled the game and it really took the entertainment out of it because i knew we lost map 2 :/

sure only 2 NA to major, but the two NA were 1st and 2nd....

DM 2-1

DART MONKEY DUBBBBBBBB

Least coast << best coast

YORU!?!?

YOOOO HOLD UP WE GET THE OFFICIAL VALORANT STREAM WITH CASTERS AND SHIT???????
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

15 MINUTES TO ANOTHER DART MONKEY DUB

eepruls muc

I miss Xset 4th place curse no cap

DM pleasepleasepleaseplease

Yes unfortunately we need a constant supply of burgers to play well. Unfortunately yay kept eating FNS’s burger also so he could be 2x cracked, so fns couldn’t frag out

Shit talking is a skill and if you do it good enough it’s easier to win

Soft personalities and try too hard to get noticed
Dart Monkeys used to get bashed for light banter in /all chat. DM still won those games, but little nerds couldnt handle a "dont make noise after you tap spike!"
They get mad at/do bad things to other players too much, and some break reasonable rules just to get an advantage

methinks i own you

zekken flex (sometimes). Mainly a Duelist entry player.
Dephh is an IGL, and plays Kay/O, breach, etc, whatever the team needs him to flex onto.

LOL shahz IGL sova
with babysasuke and nutable on the team hed be receiving constant shit talk :skull:

Grimoire (smokes/ literal aimbot)
Babysasuke (cracked zoomer duelist)
Nutab1e (support)
spookmeister (chamber)
shahzam (IGL Sova or jett)
Delusional_potter_fan (coach methinks)
Netero (AsstCoach/ GM)

lets dm him on twitter and cop some W's in the ascendance tournaments 💪

got cucked by not being a follower for a day first

You need to be a follower for 1 day to chat, and you have 23 hours 59 minutes left.

Fuck

testing this rn

Grimoire (smokes/ literal aimbot)
Babysasuke (cracked zoomer duelist)
Nutab1e (support)
spookmeister (chamber)
???
Delusional_potter_fan (coach methinks)
Netero (AsstCoach/ GM)
thats only 4 players no?

but he wouldnt play iwth anyone else he woud just run in alone and try to impersonate mwzera

can i play duelist for u (im cumscendant 3)

ranked in terms of how fun it is to play not watch
?

baseball > ""cricket"" (get a better name) > football (soccer) > basketball > volleyball > football (egg) > rest
ranked in terms of how fun it is to play not watch

for real bro, one of the games is already over and theyre not even transferring the stream to DM

TRY 2 STREAM A DART MONKEYS MATCH (IMPOSSIBLE)

4 100T is dirty considering theyre the only confirmed roster with 4/5 that made it to Champs last year and the GOATs of coaching
We dont even know who NRG is signing, and C9 is just choke9 after they fell off from 2021 champs even if they sign yay they could still flop
sen could do quite well though i agree

getting doxxed% speedrun WORLD RECORD
(filipinos get named kelly? what)