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flag + name + flair

horrible combo 0/10

posted 9 months ago

heres a haiku to sum it up

s1mon was your king
you did not accept your king
china has fallen

posted 9 months ago

now make them play cs2

posted 9 months ago

ThATSsss Muyyyy FaCKiING bAyFWIend 😡😡 💅 💅 💅

yeah ur boyfriend is now gonna work in mcdonalds

posted 9 months ago

kai cenat cuz how tf he be pullinng that much for the shit he be doing. its boring as fuck

posted 9 months ago

should be named as peckmycock

posted 9 months ago

I HAVE BEEN MENTIONED RAHHH

HOW TF DID I BEAT HENBABY LOL

posted 9 months ago

my twitter aint working. what does it say please

posted 9 months ago

she aint letting u put it in cuh

posted 9 months ago

watched a gc game for the first time because of laundry. not the greatest experience but honestly they like tier 3 and lower

posted 9 months ago

is he out?

posted 9 months ago

ranked ahh comp

posted 9 months ago

both are worthy for the title of apesex for how fucking cheeks they are

posted 9 months ago

apesex clears

posted 9 months ago

TAKE 2!

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100T avvova

posted 9 months ago

u should play in vit with less

posted 9 months ago

HEAR ME OUT IN
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fuck u got no flair

posted 9 months ago

tell your brain to go fuck itself and push

posted 9 months ago

real shit. im bronze rn. by December I go radiant. 2 years later im lifing that trophy

posted 9 months ago

link buddy

posted 9 months ago

no urangoat
no good roster

posted 9 months ago

aged horribly

posted 9 months ago

act surprised

posted 9 months ago

its the biggest tournament. ur teams just suck ass at winning them

posted 9 months ago

f0ria ohh f0ria f0ria f0ria. why did u do our king urangoat like that. hes the greatest breach player of all time

posted 9 months ago

should go to talon lowkey

posted 9 months ago

helll nahhh

posted 9 months ago

resigns the enite team. nadeshot tweets "FUCK IT WE"RE RUNNING IT BACK!!!! p.s the cs streams blew my money away so thats why"

posted 9 months ago

are u fake flagging? because I see you all the time which dosent make sense

posted 9 months ago

is ur guys' connection on the server been so ass recently? I perma dced for 4 rounds in a row which isnt something that typically happens for me

posted 9 months ago

why is cryo crying
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posted in Valorant Discussion

FNC Ardiss
posted 11 minutes ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
posted 10 minutes ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
posted 2 minutes ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the
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why are some 'i's lowercase
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› check that your

posted 9 months ago

im downvoting every post you make from now one.

posted 9 months ago

tyson ngo

posted 9 months ago

NA pretty sure will have champs in 2027 so most likley its champs new york finals at MSG

posted 9 months ago

NA. im from the us

posted 9 months ago

essentially overshadowed by brazilians and sentianlmain377 with 10 grams of pure meth injected in his asshole

posted 9 months ago

nrg verno would happen

posted 9 months ago

wheres my giftcard buddy

posted 9 months ago

stopped reading after seeing ur name.#MEMEA

posted 9 months ago

yes he is the best flash int to ever play. idk about int as a whole

posted 9 months ago

essentially every team that has all around good players but neets that extra bump

posted 9 months ago

champs as a tournament hard clears bang cock

posted 9 months ago

anyone but s0n

posted 9 months ago

pooper sex apesex fan can't be talking shit. when did ur bitchass region won champs KEKW

posted 9 months ago

xeppaa to mcdonalds

posted 9 months ago

I hope its the first one

posted 9 months ago

s0m retires
odin gets nerfed
skuba and mada get poached

posted 9 months ago
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