he’s like the korean equivalent of Absol

not globally but at the very least the best T2 french team probably ever. I mean every single player has been in T1 (if you include Sevire subbing for FNC this off season).

nope they’re back again for the third time

cauan has exactly 4 weeks to prove he’s not a fraud anymore otherwise that mf is getting eviscerated for erde to join. Darker is super consistent too so unless he absolutely shits the bed cauanzin is probably having his swan song during kickoff

Lowkey sleeper team for getting into stage 2 playoffs.

Mephisto and Jow are goated and i believe the remaining players are Feniz and Bandicoot who are like,, staples of LATAM. Crazy addition of Kess though but good for him he found a team

looking at his few recorded games on vlr he seems solid but nothing crazy. I still have high hopes for TYLOO though slowly will reach a masters this year

yeah this was my concern i was hoping this wasn’t the choice cause no way he matches even a percentile of Neon’s firepower. They should still be fine to qualify though since Neon comes in after 3 weeks anyways. Plus this is the guy that got 2G their first win so he’s better than nothing

bruh i need to touch grass. I didn’t realize it was this bad.

doesn’t blowz not speak english?

delz1k incoming i guess

Bruh why are they waiting so long to reveal who it is, it’s gotta be either Foxy, Caedye, or Yatsuka no?

literally so many better options this team WANTS to be kicked from partnership i’m sure of it

so long as they maintain Akame and Meiy idc

who tf is Smoke

With the merge with NRG is there a universe where they end up eliminating the NRG branding and the roster becomes DarkZero?

unc does NOT still got it

invy is unfortunately 10000x better than Patmen. Dude was the highest rated player in stage one last year despite only winning once. Alecks wanted this kid since ‘23 iirc so it only makes sense yk.

turkish is the future

heybay is currently 9-31 this tournament. will this guy ever be good

should’ve picked up siduzord and zanatsu if they wanted to win anything this team is getting maximum two wins all year if they’re lucky

3/5 of the team is good. Ninja is solid, and al0rante was one of the best sentinels in EMEA despite being trapped on a sinking ship that is VCT DACH. Seven will have to carry sometimes though, cNed is washed and i genuinely cannot fathom signing qpert over anyone else as a player

huh? only cNed and by technicality qpert were ever in T1. Seven has been in T2 jail for forever, and al0rante was deadass contract jailed for like 3 years

if they don’t pick up spear/Izzy they’re genuinely throwing their chances at winning

Don’t shit on my goat Jow, he’s T1 caliber and has been for well over a year.

Melya was arguably one of the best players in NA GC since she debuted in like ‘23 she’s deadass a demon

12th place 0 wins i fear this team is pointless

governor is a fraud in every team he plays in

MIBRcould not even touch the game of valorant until their game vs c9 and still 26-3 them

my thought is they’re finally cannibalizing DFM and signing Meiy. That’s the “ruining another team” thing Sideshow was talking about. It doesn’t make sense bc on paper DFM has better stuff around Meiy, but could be something crazier ig.

fine. I’ll be more nuanced. He runs down adjacent to what Kyu/John calls, then is surprised when they lose the round. He’s also demanding like “Guys i’m pushing mid” when his IGL says “no come back” he does so anyways. There is a clear dissonance between what he is doing and what his team is doing and he then, to compensate for the mistake, tries to swing out and use his mechanical skill as a saving grace, which fails more often than not.

it’s an off season tournament expectations should be the minimum. and another problem is it’s not like off duelist his mental was good, last year he was just as bad tilting on Omen and Breach, so why expect him to be better when he’s on duelist? He’s gonna crash out on someone mid game during vct get kicked and go back to being a ranked streamer i fear

N4RRATE went to flex from duelist though, he started as one he shouldn’t be this bad. even on KC his raze was phenomenal idk why he’s now rage peeking and arguing all the time

sonofcar clears narrate deadass like i genuinely do not think he will go positive in a single series of kickoff he’s too easy to tilt every listen in he would just be like “im doing this instead” and ignoring everyone then get pissy when it fails like genuinely what is bro doing. He has possibly the worst mental in T1 comparative to his skill

it’s crazy that they have every tech pause when they lose a round to advertise and then they do listen-in’s every time they’re losing and magically the team they listen to crumbles. Like dude SR are nervous and you’re making it so everyone hears them i’m positive if they didn’t listen on 11-7 they win the map

Aspas, Jawgemo, Mada, DGzin, Neon/Sato all clear

I just like ragebaiting Rob Moore

PCIFIC in EMEA is considering

most recent watch is a rewatch of Mulholland Drive

yeah honestly both PCF and ULF have horrible records of payment/salaries idk why they’re let in

Cauan needs to go god mode to not get benched for erde after kickoff i fear

to my knowledge Seven from TSM was also rumored so they’re going international.

yeah cryocells is never beating the small agent pool allegations he can legit play 4 agents well and only one of them is a sentinel idk why they didn’t just put him on perma smokes

Keiko was a tier two prodigy, skuba was a tier two prodigy, Rankers are tier two prodigies, you’re just doing a shitty ragebait

zerona and kess for satellite and nature an this team wins chaps

millionaire ceo likes ai are we shocked he doesn’t give a fuck about the bottom line or environment

I mean i think besides NaturE the team is relatively set (he will probably be replaced by Kess)

“ SEN have only played for 8 weeks, they’re all on new roles as well” BRO UR LOSING TO A TEAM THAT DOESNT EXIST ITS A TRIAL ROSTER LMAOOOO this man is the CEO of being ragebaited and having rough takes

seven is already rumored to be somewhere else so idk (PCIFIC)

Furia are never winning on the stage again, they upset some karmic god in their past that cursed their valorant org to implode and be fucking dogshit ever since week 3 2023

idk why they’re not even trialing Notexxd or Sacred it’s crazy they’d be such good additions for smokers, idk why curry or rossy are even concepts in their mind