no

fuck the mods im going bald and the entirety of vlr is gonna witness it

Shaving my head next Saturday. Gonna make a long documentary about myself and why I dedicate my life to vlr.
This better be worth it.
Am I allowed to shamelessly plug my YT channel onto here?

adding that to the list

ill make a 20 minute documentary about it

what did fungame do

I'll actually shave my head, Saturday, 9th August 2025.
PRX lost to ZETA therefore isn't going 5-0.
i'm a man of my word

mods got ragebaited so hard

nobody's even gonna remember the post by tomorrow anyway, just gotta 🤫🤫🤫🤫

jinggg neon on lotus, patmen viper and d4v41 on fade we balling

IF THIS THREAD GETS 20 FRAGS AND 20 REPLIES I SWEAR IM GOING BALD

even dumbest 2024 t1 fan is smarter than smartest 2025 t1 fan

only true simbhdri fans know what i posted about PRX going 5-0 in groups...

I AM NOT TRYNA GO BALD PLEASE OH MY GOD

hi

hi

GOATEZIA 🐐

"simbhdri come" count: 0 (wtf guys do better)
im getting 4 starts today, no matter what
im the next delighted
im the aspas of vlr
im the goat
im him

D4V41 MENTIONED >>>>>>>>>>>>>
BEST VYSE IN THE WORLD RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BEST ATTACK OP-ER IN THE WORLD RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

one match of playing yoru does not count

keyword: WHEN they are on duelist. I never said they were full time duelists. Apparently playing one match of yoru doesn't mean he played a duelist?

"main caller" yeah well he's not igl

yea but he's still the one calling the most for the team, which is what an igl does??

also since when is f0rsaken a duelist main??? this is just bad takes

played waylay on haven, neon on fracture. even played duelist for them in stage 1.

who tf said that

brazillian ardis

1. nobody was playing yoru in EDG's last match
2. yea everyone igl's on prx, but f0rsaken is their MAIN caller, watch the comms.

f0rsakeN, nobody and artzin?
i get that they have secondary callers like d4v41 and CHICHOO but when artzin is on duelist, who's calling?

canezerra

bro had to stop himself

and they picked Haven like wtf? Who plays Skye in 2025

Teams need to stop just slapping their non-Jett duelist player on Omen. What's the point of that if they don't know how to use hit kit -- ESPECIALLY his smokes properly? Look at Asuna, what is this guy doing on Omen when he could've had more impact playing a KAY/O or Gekko? Omen on Icebox is NOT just a secondary duelist, he's supposed to lift some weight off the Viper's shoulders by placing his smokes where the Poison Orb would normally be placed. I just saw Asuna place a one way for pipes ON HIMSELF.

basically @erafps on vlr. im not a fraud

watch them not ban lotus

hi theres something called T0L0N kekw

oh i will

GIRA ASPAS

I'm shaving my head BALD with proof. MARK MY WORDS.

check the list

<3

good night vlr, its been a long day of posting and criticizing for no apparent reason. got 3 stars today! see you in the morning, vlr.

yea whats 0/8 (im NOT old)

should've seen it coming when u didn't say "simbhdri"

BRO WHY AM I GETTING DOWNVOTED

title

i could imagine drx winning it all

perhaps .///.

its prx obv they gonna give us all heart attacks

bet

Jason "f0rsakeN" Susanto

r u gonna kill me in my sleep or what

check the list

5/10. cned just needs more time on the smokes role. he's already doing great

9/10. APAC 2 team region? name the 2 teams

ok