3 days ago, I didn't know what "catface" even was. On the 2nd of August 2024, I posted my first thread which would lead me to my success as a vlr icon today.
I was desperate for the glaze, fame, and attention that was being hoarded by the one and only delighted.
I clicked "Submit Thread".
Not long after, I looked to the left of my screen:
A thread titled "simbhdri come". Made by the one and only Laundry, :3's number 1 glazer, has noticed me?
They asked me if I was going to watch their match against YDZ Black.
Me, not knowing anything about :3, decided to look them up.
Holy shit, this team has the best logo out of any team in the entirety of VCT.
I have stanned and supported :3, otherwise known as "catface" ever since.
Thank you, Laundry.

my school apparently

#:3WIN RAHHHHH

im getting a buzz cut instead of going "derke level" bald cz my school doesn't allow that.
syndrome is down but the hype is still up!!!!!!

ily bro

simvlrr on youtube

in next week's documentary i'm:

• flaming sylvan for prx losing
• wearing a shirt saying i jinxed prx
• sharing my thoughts on king_bob's love for me

what else should i add

ok check list

ok but only my arms

thanks Laundry, you always have my back fr.

thx

sir

WHERE IS THIS FROM OMD I FORGOT

thanks Kaust ur a real one

i dont know any of them

wrong answer; correct answer is "welcome to the 4 star club simbhdri."

i agree

4 STARS IN 2 DAYS, ITS JUST THAT EASY.
no biggie for a definitely employed man on a weekend.
next up: 11k posts in 6 months.
delighted here i COME

no, i'm just half nepalese. i dont speak the language either.

thats why u gotta watch the shi i put up next week on why im the goat of vlr

bump

bump

I beg your patience, kind sir. For I have to participate in gaining knowledge through the process of education on the days of Monday through Friday.

who?

check the list

delighted: undoubtedly the greatest vlr user right now
me (simbhdri): for going bald next week (don't forget to tune in)
themaniel: themaniel
Yessirski: "The coper"
Happiness: "The master baiter"
CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer: "The village idiot"
K1rya: "The femboy"
Laundry: Laundry
NexusNomad: record holder for most downfrags on VLR
babysasuke: world's biggest Boaster hater for absolutely no reason (also known for flaming Yinsu in her own twitch chat 🥀)
Chronicle: 🐐 (https://www.vlr.gg/180100/babysasuke)
AceGamer30: average 13 y.o. SEN fan
kyro1: average 13 y.o. G2 fan
Qwertyy: Owen 16
eren_yaeger: 💀
SENfns: already on a team (SEN)
HenBabyH: yes

on the topic on h0nb0b0h, we should add a frag system to vlr profiles just to downvote CockAdultG.
who's with me?

keep ban and kellyS, add s1moN, sylvan and skrossi 🤑🤑🤑
ban: sentinel
kellyS: flex/duelist
s1mon: init
sylvan: smokes
skrossi: senti/duelist

bump chain vvv

nope

u'll have to see in the video next week

no h0nb0b0h. im vlr's fav person.

spelt it wrong but ok. josh is my bestie btw

delighted

learn korean, kick ash out of gen g, play initiator, set t3xture up for entries, win champs.
#s1monwin

mindfreak

get off the team

bet

good to know

yes king

i smell delighted every where i go

"6 days until i go bald"
"man of my word"
"simbhdri documentary"
also this thread as well

3 of my threads being on the recent discussion list...
turned myself into the next delighted overnight...

funny.. like fungame? fungame who shaved his :O?!

D:

i am not tryna hear any more comparing me to fungame

what

bald and proud. gonna wear a cap

ga punya

dont have one

tell me what i should add in the 20 minute documentary.