sideshowsbaldhead
Flag: Georgia
Registered: June 28, 2024
Last post: February 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Posts: 5354
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battle of mid neither of these teams are making santiago

posted 1 week ago

i mean… they choked both grand finals to teams with players who’ve been around since the game came out so idk

posted 1 week ago

2026 and we’re calling johnqt an emea player im crine

posted 1 week ago

ts frying me you named 3 good players and 0 bad ones

posted 1 week ago

lev look completely lost right now and pxs is not the problem but i hope neon is the solution

posted 1 week ago

sentinelmain will somehow still try to pretend this guy is in goat conversations

posted 1 week ago

hey wait a minute this sounds like someone else...

posted 1 week ago

tagovailoa

posted 1 week ago

dont think ive ever seen a team so clearly better at everything but aim just get out aimed and lose anyway

also cned sucks please retire

posted 1 week ago

dear god hes awful

posted 1 week ago

bro thinks i actually care about this shit ass team im crine

posted 1 week ago

ulf are contenders for worst team in franchising you should be fine

posted 1 week ago

throw

posted 1 week ago

battle of mid (+emea in the middle of the night) vs stupid americas drama (2-5 pm in the us)

posted 1 week ago

bros talking about 2025 💔 those are completely different teams fam

posted 1 week ago

all emea has is their “average placement” because they can’t win shit 😭 4 grand finals and 0 wins is absurd

posted 1 week ago

sen are hot donkey dick and they still beat ulf pcf and kc
probably fut fnc and lulquid as well

posted 1 week ago

japanese soldier who kept fighting for 10 years or whatever

posted 1 week ago

no need to lash out

i'd be mad if i had to support this farmer region as well but you don't have to take it out on me

posted 1 week ago

inshallah minny will save us from this slop

posted 1 week ago

2 all time horrible games of valorant in a row from 4 teams who are supposed to be contenders can we just disband this whole region and give the spots to americas and pacific

posted 1 week ago

right here brother this team is ass

posted 1 week ago

surely we are not celebrating this dogshit round 😭😭😭

posted 1 week ago

bAits in spawn while his team is fighting world war 3 on site im crine

posted 1 week ago

shats

posted 1 week ago

shats

posted 1 week ago

nats is a bottom 2 player in the server rn

posted 1 week ago

spl0sh typ00

posted 1 week ago

breach cypher in 2026 😭💔

posted 1 week ago

governor

posted 1 week ago

don’t get me wrong i think sen are ass i just think current lev are more ass and eg and loud might genuinely not be professional teams

posted 1 week ago

mibr
nrg
g2

prx
fs
ge

navi
m8
bbl

posted 1 week ago

nrg
mibr
g2
gap
c9
furia
envy
100t
gap
kru sub roster
sen
lev without neon (i think they’re higher with him but im ranking based off so far)
gap
the cloudberries premier team from a year ago
5 dogs who have been trained to play valorant
eg
loud

posted 1 week ago

don’t ever compare chairman mao to that bum again

posted 1 week ago

yeah that helps

posted 1 week ago

they were butt last year too americas was just turbo super mega ass

posted 1 week ago

“have to play spurs” son 😭😭

posted 1 week ago

is he back next week after the funeral? or is he taking a longer break

posted 1 week ago

there is absolutely no infrastructure to handle snow in the south so yeah the half an inch of slush we got here is definitely enough to make the roads unsafe for a day or two

posted 1 week ago

Kajaak is the strongest rookie we've had till date
Demon1's peak is the highest we've had

direct contradictions btw

posted 1 week ago

nathand terrorismo

posted 2 weeks ago

chamber wasn’t exactly viable at the time

good to see him performing again but his agent pool is still highly questionable imo

posted 2 weeks ago

sen are ass now but they at least have trophies brother

posted 2 weeks ago

vitality 26-4

posted 2 weeks ago

they would’ve always been this good if it weren’t for osama bin goked

posted 2 weeks ago

if i see one more raze or solo yoru im actually gonna lose it what are these guys doing

posted 2 weeks ago

do you remember how ass literally everyone was this time last year? liquid looked like the single worst team on earth and ended up turning it around within like a week to make bangkok

posted 2 weeks ago

gotta use it before it’s gone

posted 2 weeks ago

it’s almost like there’s been 16 total games across all regions so far and most of the teams don’t have their shit together 6 days into the season

posted 2 weeks ago

welcome back wippie

posted 2 weeks ago
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