bro forgot how to read

Austria + MOUZ, obscure but accurate

rich coming from a region with a team that changes their roster every three games (SEN) has a team trolling with role swaps (NRG) and a team that put their duelist on smokes (EG)

unlike loud, you can't give the saving strats copium, because they look genuinely lost, and they are showing strats to a degree

5 boasters isn't even enough to win a diamond ranked match

bro decided to root for vanity over the org lol

it's not about stats, it's about consistency and composure. unfortunately, cned had neither on the first map. idk if its because they've been trolling with him on yoru for the past few weeks, but it feels like he's dropped off slightly

honestly im not gonna even defend him. he's looked like shit recently, and he's kind of weighing down navi. even with ange1 whiffs he still he played better than cned while calling. ill give cned the benefit of the doubt, but towards the later half of this season they really should evaluate if cned is a good fit, because rn it really doesn't look like it

tell that to the 5/22 yoru in my immo ranked games

and you wonder why people dislike loud fans

and what if he is?

ok mr i cant win an argument so i respond with your mom

name checks out (w)

NAVI fans 🤝 NRG fans

where is the goat sean gares? hell mel is 30x better

clearly

''once'' mf your team's only loses are to optic and kru, two americas teams lmao

friendly fire, you're right there eating the burgers with him

porque eles são

never said he was awful on chamber, just that he won on chamber. look how yay was shunned. you can't expect ardiis to not be seen the same

problem is ardiis did it on chamber, so no one trusts him to have a game winning performance on other agents. with the exception of yay the rest of optic won with by innovating, especially with fns's calling. besides, the x factor for nrg currently is s0m or crashies and victor playing off one another

actual shownu w

nah he's just a shownu copy, but worse since shownu knows he's being an idiot

bro is already getting a cope ready for when nrg beat loud lmao

DRX didn't lose because they weren't trying, it's because they got too lax and didn't prepare well enough. Part of their loss is due to the prep aspect, as they brought zest back in for the first time this split and it looks like they did not practice properly with him and integrate him into their new system with the minor role swaps. also buzz on jett, as ive said many times in the past, is no longer as good as foxy on jett

also don't underrate secret, they are good but inconsistent

i went to japan a few weeks ago to see a friend and it was boiling hot outside. ig the entirety of pacific is just melting rn

they can make it in, i think furia have to lose vs sen and they have to win one of their matches in order to move on by winning the head to head. i could see them beating c9 if they heavy prep

where are sen? im not even gonna talk about optic because ik you have a hate boner for them, but why exclude the most dominant lan performance by a team so far, even if it was basically a glorified farmer's league?

also, acend did not beat gambit in swift fashion. it took cned having a career map and a bunch of stupid heroics from starxo for them to get to map 5, which was the only map where they actually were substantially ahead. classic shownu braindead logic

you are racist, and are now banished to the racist realm. don't worry, gamr is also there, he desperately needs company

note: this is satire, for the sake of not getting jumped by TGRD fans

its aight, though honestly i have to say even apex might be better at this point, which is crazy but still

im biased because ive gotten way too many spinbotters and other weird hackers in my games

if you wanna watch a scrappy, action filled game, either watch the later msi games or just watch the clown fiesta matchups. this match was going to be a long haul because both are very slow and strategic teams

thank you for admitting that americas is just loud, seems you finally came to your senses

gen g are still insane, im not surprised they lost to t1, im surprised at how much they pushed t1 who after losing lck finals are back to their usual form

this t1 is way better than the lck t1, so it shows improvement for both sides

"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Hiko, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hiko. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hiko dropped his Sova arrow into Steel's open bombsite.

reading

truly a bing chilling moment

where is under the bridge 🐔😠

環環，環環。你好德芙？是嗶哩嗶哩遊戲。我們希望你能領導我們的 Valorant Division。我們希望您學習中文的時間是富有成果的，因為我們相信您是領導我們名冊的正確選擇。因為你不能在大聯盟打球，我們認為你應該去北京的戰壕里打球。

bros about to write an essay about how mistic can play duelist

he's not even a bad igl per se, idk what is wrong with koi to the point where they are so bad

flair + user + ratio

ange1 overcooked. also, it says early guard thread. i didnt expect them to lose, i just jokingly said they were losing to mad lions

when it comes to lurking and creativity, it goes nAts less cender for me. Alfa is a good sentinel, but not a good lurker.

I should have clarified I think nAts is the second best cypher and viper itw

How is the supposed 2nd best team in t2 losing to Mid Lions. I guess Trick is the best FA igl in the world

me?

he's not. he's a top 3 cypher and viper, but one of the best lurkers and insanely creative

🐣😢

hey! no friendly fire

its unironically accurate though

this is a EMEA franchise team tier list, not a fnatic rejects tier list