He was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly He noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool He looked up and there He saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for him, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked him unconscious.
When He woke up He was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? he quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) He started licking and sucking them as fast as He could and managed to crawl out of the room -that He presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
he searched around the house for an exit and He quickly found the front door. As soon as He exited the building He saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. he didn't really care so He tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as He was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on his shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in his ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialize around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single Brazilian Hen the area.
he was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in his direction and He knew that it was over, if they didn't stand a chance, then He wouldn't either, so He just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in his direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to him, he just sat down on him saying that He got cold and he needed to warm him up. After a while he took him inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling him and licking his ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrassed and told him He can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole theme he thought that He was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat him. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.