we got a master baiter right here

lmfao im using this from now on

i respect the jinx

I'm here, I was (am) a Kieth doubter. Didn't want him replaced or anything but did want him to turn up. However I am still going to clown on him for this last map bc he got outfragged by Fenis for a minute

literally

edit: I read this wrong. I thought u said NRG fans who DONT hate Keith. Hating him respectfully is an important part of being an NRG fan

most dumbest

fenis top frag this game??

WHAT ABOUT NOW BRO

no tf we're not

yeah TL isn't looking good on Fracture, but NRG has been frequently banning it so that's not a great indicator for them either

I'd like to see the first one, but I don't think it's gonna be a blowout. I can see the potential for an EG win but it's going to be close

bro came on vlr and told us like he thinks anyone on here is in their right mind. skull emoji

hey what happened to formatting your posts like you got told "make a discussion post and reply to 2 classmates"

if ardiis throws this by botfragging on duelist i swear to god

George Geddes vs being normal on twitter

Theres a lot of things in japan

astra?

Some NA fans are getting too ahead of themselves, but you're also out here doing tricks on it for your own region. So

I'm surprised by how many people here are arguing that duelist is way harder. 9 times out of 10 you only have to worry about using your own utility, movement, etc. Meanwhile on smokes you've got to be providing cover for like half the team, and if you don't also win out duels when they come to you, you'll get endlessly shit on. example: FNS

this is super reductive, they throw a practiced set up at the start of the round. then the next minute and a half they have to be able to use their utility on the fly not just for themselevs but for teammates on the other side of the map

chillin on the weekend like usual
watching sponge bob and scooby dooby doo
she took the wires to my playstation she doing too much
i didn't wipe my butt i just pooped and got up

That 3k on ascent went crazy

Jokes aside ty, i fell asleep during map 3 so this was nice to read

Coherent and well informed analysis on a vlr post? Even more proof that NRG fans on top

Tbh I'd be surprised if we see chamber played by both teams. Maybe 1 sure

Brazil, SA, NA all compete and trash talk internally; but we all fuck with each other when it comes to international

Agree with u on unification, think TL has a decent change though
Edit: sheesh I take it back

Also, not sure about the first NAVI pick, pearl is a decently strong map for nrg so I can see NAVI going split or fracture

Imo nrg pick bind not lotus first

How I'm gonna sleep tn during the match bc I know I'll wake up to an nrg win: 🛌

No way that NRG pick up Yay unless his performance drastically improves. He's just a more expensive Ardiis rn

tbh he does do a really good job of like sounding excited and putting emotion in his voice and stuff. But I can see how that would be annoying

extremely common L from the same user who complains about women's body counts and supported Carlos' comments about LGBT death penalties

I don't know the specific med you're talking about, but getting onto meds literally saved my life. I was put onto meds after trying to end it. Sure I've still had low points, but I'm not living a constant battle of wanting to die. It gets better bro

You getting on here and shouting that therapists cant can't help anyone could be detrimental to people thinking about getting help. Even if you ahd a negative personal experience that doesn't mean you can mock people who suggest professional help.

You are right that vlr gg is also a shitty place to discuss it. But it's already being talked about left right and center here. and I wanted to suggest that we remember to have some compassion as we discuss this.

yeah yeah "allat" i know

First off, RIP Twisten
But some people are bringing it up in the weirdest ways
Someone came into tarik's chat and used their first message to say "whats ur take on twisten situation???" Like bro wtf?? What do you think his "take" is going to be? Obviously that it's sad! It's weird how people are coming into Twitch chats and expecting to have discussions about it.... mental health is an incredibly nuanced, tragic issue and some places are not good for discussing that
How about reflect on how you can better mental health awareness instead of showing up random places in the Val community saying shit like "hey how do you feel about this situation that obviously everyone is sad about"

You also have to play with your eyes closed every time you play her

I've been there.
You need to get off VLR and talk to a professional. I'm not saying you have to go get a therapist and talk to your family and insurance. Literally just text 741741. It's free.
I'm sorry you're feeling this way, I know how it feels, but posting here is not going to make a difference.

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remove one strange vlr user and 2 more grow back

they made this so that it still makes sense when you say "casual sex"

Surely the replies in this thread will all be reasonable and respectful

maybe audiobooks? that way you can do chores or something at the same time.

also, humans have a way higher capacity to survive than u think. I've struggled a lot with severe depression and somehow I'm still here. Surprises me sometimes but you just have to sit through the shit times. only thing that's constant is change. keep going and get help if u can

based.
adding: you have to actually go out and try to make friends. You can't just sit around and wait for ppl to read ur mind and come to you

bro needs a different team tbh

u realize they have nothing else to offer than their body.....

In addition to having sex with women, you can also, you know, talk to them?

One of my past friends with benefits, we'd talk about Star Wars after we hooked up. We were friends, we had jokes. You shouldn't have sex with a person that you can't be bothered to have a conversation with

is this a copy pasta