would you rather fuck a carrot with titties or titties with a carrot

WHOMEGALUL

neymar

the best 1v2 is definitely Lakia vs V1 on Ascent in Reykjavik 2021

yeah i didn't make it top 5 because there are too many candidates for 4 and 5

hhummmmmfffffgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi - zero - dzzzzzjjjjjjjjjjjjjjknging - nzzzzzeven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPXkjtpGCFI is always what comes to mind when i see it lol

1. mwzera appreciation thread - trembolonaRage (Dec. 24th, 2021)
   https://www.vlr.gg/61081/mwzera-appreciation-thread
2. shahzam is really bad - Neon74 (Aug. 2nd, 2021)
   https://www.vlr.gg/30729/shazam-is-really-bad
3. victor rage - sirenseath ft. dexter000111 (Sep 16th, 2022)
   https://www.vlr.gg/141738/victor-rage

yeah fns literally helped him move his mouse when he was shooting them. i just know fns was getting nasty with his hand game

it's giving hasn't showered in three months

i think he went back to school or something along those lines, right?

forsaken and mindfreak have been on the team for so long they're basically honorary mysg members lol. I think the problem with RRQ was building a new roster (which was supposed to be indonesian iirc) and choosing the players they did

The operation is stretched thin. I only have so many favors I can ask. It's not possible to get him in.

I got the message and I'm writing an email right now. I'll contact my guys. He'll get in, no problem. Don't even sweat it.

Pacific imo. if this bleed roster were in Pacific they would've definitely qualled

cope harder. penis geniuses wouldn't even be top 10 in EMEA

semen1 wouldn't even beat boaster in a 1v1

yeah bitch i upvote myself just like I jerk myself off

-congratulations
+rockstar

mourinho is a certified cocksucka though

im still annoyed to this day that RRQ got into franchising instead of an established Indonesian team

it would be cool to have this in valorant too.

istanbul wasn't even bad though

I actually do wonder how the netcode for spectating works in Valorant. I feel like it would be very odd if it was a direct connection from the player to the spectators. I think it's more likely that the server records the players' inputs and then serves them to the spectators - which shouldn't make the experience worse for a single player when being spectated by multiple observers but it may make it worse for the entire lobby.

(WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS)

Lets suck each other off to find out who's really the hottest user on vlr.gg

Chronicle's ace on bind vs KRU during champions 2021

1. Derke
2. Jinggg
3. Marved
4. Chronicle
5. nAts
6. Leo
7. Aspas
8. Zekken
9. Keznit
10. Stax

Champions 2021 or Lock IN

I am the hottest fnatic fan on vlr.gg

I am forever a derke fan

idk like three fiddy

^ this is a lie ^

I tried this and I got banned and the fbi raided my house and Joe Biden stole my doormat. (REAL) (TRUE)

it feels like netero is simultaneously 18 and 55

skill issue

you are wrong! I think that every word that I've typed on this website has advanced humanity!

Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala, while Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.

I shower every day!

It's even more impressive because Mortadelo doesn't ever really post low-effort / bait stuff

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LMFAO trembolona you are the eternal GOAT

D: i would never!

i could write the code in python but i don't want to run it on my shitty laptop (it would take like 24+ hours and i dont have access to my pc) but I can post it here if somebody is willing to run it

I'll have you know that every single post I've typed has my blood, sweat, and entire brain put into it. I would never, ever, not even in a million years, ever post a bait post :)

it's a lie - they're lying to us! don't fall for it!

why is the website lying to me. there's no way fnatic lost. why is vlr.gg gaslighting me? there's no way fnatic lost. it must be a glitch. there's no way fnatic lost.

bros... maybe this was a bad idea

fnatic don't know loss

i hate when people say this about anything

mfs have like a set bonus some +5 luck type shit