polystove
Country: Singapore
Registered: April 20, 2023
Last post: September 16, 2023 at 6:59 AM
Posts: 153
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still waiting for pacific first trophy

posted 8 months ago

bro...

posted 8 months ago

bro has 3k posts lmao

posted 8 months ago

what do you all think?
I might be biased but I think this iteration of PRX, i might be missing other teams idk

posted 8 months ago

exams soon

posted 8 months ago

imo the pressure got to something this whole tournament. he has shown great potential at lower stages (regional tournament) but didnt show up much even on the easier games (krü, fut etc.) i guess we'll see his growth next year

posted 8 months ago

riot removing abilities next year

posted 8 months ago

flag

posted 8 months ago

i wanted this champions to be prx's and next year eg's but it is what it is

posted 8 months ago

interview was evil

posted 8 months ago

lets hope so

posted 8 months ago

honestly cringe

posted 8 months ago

no such thing. both played their hearts out and it shldnt be otherwise

posted 8 months ago

please stop

posted 8 months ago

all good, they lost the same way last year. 2026 here we come :(

posted 8 months ago

eg were the better team today. its sad that prx didnt win but thats that

posted 8 months ago

he will be missed :(

posted 8 months ago

txozin

posted 8 months ago

well played to the players on eg. i guess their script was better

posted 8 months ago

i pray for success not failure

posted 8 months ago

bro had to edit his comments lmaoo

posted 8 months ago

thanks james

posted 8 months ago

aint no way you brought that up because u had nothing else to say lmao

posted 8 months ago

bro thought he was on the team

posted 8 months ago

first two dont fit, sscary just made franchising + bleed is paying him a lot iirc

by dont fit i dont mean playstyle

posted 8 months ago

no vpn

posted 8 months ago

banned it in upper finals to save it for grand finals real

posted 8 months ago

deadlock (for fun)

posted 8 months ago

0/8

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago

tf wrong witchu

posted 8 months ago

tf they do to you

posted 8 months ago

PRX would be ok with playing fracture but they're fs not choosing it

posted 8 months ago

both teams should be practicing haven. Keep in mind despite Haven being EG's permaban recently they played it more than PRX this season.

posted 8 months ago

true, it could happen but i still feel its unlikely.

posted 8 months ago

correct. if anyone bans Haven as the 1st ban it's probably PRX. I still feel PRX should ban Fracture and let Haven float until 2nd bans, although we don't know what either team has cooked in preparation.

posted 8 months ago

85% winrate this year, also if counterstratting them is "so easy" why hasnt it happened already?

FNC lotus got mini raging all the way back in group stage even though they were winning. probably werent in the same form.

posted 8 months ago

lmk if something's wrong here:

First ban
Chances are one of the two teams ban Haven.

If PRX bans haven EG will probably ban Bind since its usually their second ban and PRX are good on Bind (maybe or maybe not since PRX didn't get to play it much this season).

If EG bans haven, PRX will probably ban either Fracture or Ascent. Fracture is a decent map for PRX but odds are EG will win Fracture if it is played, whereas Ascent is usually PRX's second ban. From now on, I will just group Ascent and Fracture under one because they're interchangeable based on which one PRX doesn't want to play (since EG can only choose one of the two and the other will be banned on the second ban)

If neither of the two teams ban Haven, chances are it will probably not be chosen, and be banned on the second map. In this case, PRX would ban Fracture/Ascent and EG ban Bind.

Picks
PRX pick Bind. If Bind is banned they pick Pearl.
EG pick Fracture/Ascent, whichever isn't banned, with Fracture taking priority.

At this point I assume the scoreline is 1-1, with each team winning their better map.

Second Ban
If Haven is still not banned, I honestly feel like Team A has the advantage. Assuming neither side want to play Haven, Team A is able to ban a different map while Team B has to ban Haven. In this case, team A chooses either Split or Lotus, both maps that PRX likes and EG dislikes.

If PRX banned Haven, the remaining maps are Ascent (assuming EG picked Fracture), Split and Lotus. PRX ban Ascent and the scenario is basically the same as above, but now the chances that EG wins 2-1 or 2-0 is higher since PRX didn't ban Fracture.

If EG banned Haven, the remaining maps are Pearl, Split and Lotus. In this case PRX is favoured.

Conclusion
I will now categorize the 7 maps.
Not played: Haven
Favours EG: Fracture, Ascent
Favours PRX: Bind (?), Pearl (?)
Likely Decider: Lotus, Split

Ultimately it still falls on who's the better team, EG will win fracture if it is picked, and EG's Fracture is way better than PRX on any of their favoured maps. I'm predicting either a PRX 2-1 or and EG 2-0 (coinflip).

posted 8 months ago

what is the point of this edit

posted 8 months ago

yea

posted 8 months ago

i mean tbf timezones are pretty screwed for other regions

posted 8 months ago

welcome back drx 5-6th curse

posted 8 months ago

bro playing osu

posted 8 months ago

0/8 bait

posted 8 months ago

whole world is NA

posted 8 months ago

i dont see much wrong tbh. theyre just saying that the region is not as good (yet) compared to other regions. nothing racist abt it

posted 8 months ago
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