shAts in the big 2024 💀😭 meteor and Benjy dick him down

Still not true tho

cgroomer?

Conut_V2 is my pookie

GoatNext Apology Form:

☑ The media convinced me zeek was done
☑ I didn't watch the actual games
☑ I miss old Acend too much
☑ I don't know Valorant
☑ I was jealous of PROFEK
☑ Mecury was in retrograde

✔ I will hereby respect GoatNext and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer

too based

Someone needs to do CPR, because vlr is really dying rn
Countless Baiters, Braindead attention whores, they all plague the vlr.gg environment and community.
Normally we would be watching big games, but right now, there arent any games to watch
Just imagine what is going to happen in the off season

I'm sorry for the things I've done wrong surrounding this situation. I'm 100% at fault. I'll own up for my mistakes

I'm sorry for the things I've done wrong surrounding this situation. I'm 100% at fault. I'll own up for my mistakes

Boobyassgay

I do the editing description is not my job 😡

I would body the whole cast

https://www.vlr.gg/user/vct_fan

goat ragebaiter is back

about that 💀

Hey psi0n I heard you like em young

Won't be surprised if flashback sues this guy for defamation

Dude is so awfully and weirdly consistently trying to resurface and concentrate on an incident that needs to be investigated and confirmed by drx against absolutely baseless claims

Been seeing all of this Flashback stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

GoatNext Apology Form:

☑ The media convinced me zeek was done
☑ I didn't watch the actual games
☑ I miss old Acend too much
☑ I don't know Valorant
☑ I was jealous of PROFEK
☑ Mecury was in retrograde

✔ I will hereby respect GoatNext and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer

💀 wait I actually did

Been seeing all of this Flashback stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

calma senor

k0rya does not do the fucking

people discovered 2010s internet

zj0s

s0y 0t w0th m0

LE0 F0RIA

the team is cooked bro look toward 2025

True but fraudulent team

top 10 shitty canadian suburbs and casino spots

sf overhype needs to be studied

johnqt went to the emergency room

if sen make it out of their group I will eat my mouse

bait 😡

Ass, why don't they let these artists make something more interesting

can't blame them

literally cleared out before the trophy was lifted 😂

1. Sao Paulo during 11-3 incident
2. Shanghai during GenG victory

what others?

-ange1 +baddyg

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

whomegalul

fluffy aimers are a sleeper pick but probably oxg

anything can work against t0s0m

he did? you haven't seen his recent games the lineup is crisp

j0nggg

meteor in the goat discussion

no I said the reason already

last year is so clear

le0 f0ria shat all over this entire year

they will be bored when they don't play the majority of the tournament since they've done everything there already :(

flair 😭

hahahaha first leo faria W

-2ge?