now say that without bawling your eyes out 😹

nah have bang flex

irrelevant, how about this month then? 🗿

it's a padded cell but close enough

mickey mouse achievements sandwiched between less clearing him in both champions

sorry, should I release yessirki? 😹🗿

😹 I didn't think you were gonna say the one that just got cleared by less in a head-to-head twice

don't say shAts

it's crazy because all 3 of those rosters had completely different players and we'd be seeing them compete head to head

add qck to furia

edit: nice

the GOAT of first posts

He'll probably say fuck franchising and go back to hltv

stan has the money, riot has the money, and there are 5 passionate players who did everything right and it's very likely at least 1 or 2 of them are finished

https://i.imgur.com/0HHnBiH.png

I would if this wasn't bo hoogland trying to farm clout

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

AAHAHAHAHA

1. you have a point here, but riot should then allow & financially those orgs to temporarily field their ascension roster as academy until they can sell it off, or pay to field the guard roster themselves. Riot has to pay for this fuckup or tier 2 is FINISHED

Also this would be just as fair as the Original franchising process so idk why you're pretending like this isn't a real option. Riot could consider the past team placements of the org into their decision if they want to, but they don't have to.

2. no, you made this up but nt

BUY THE GUARD FOR LEAGUE MINIMUM TIM I BELIEVE IN YOU

hand pick an org and help them reach an agreement

M80 lost ascension? They have no special claim to this spot

Yes you dense fuck, riot was supposed to kick them out mid split. That way it doesn't destroy the whole entire incentive structure of ascension. It also at least gives the guard the option to continue competing together as a free agent roster within ascension until they get picked up

If they keep a core of 3 and cut 2 players with the worst stats, the integrity of ascension is finished.

selling a slot and having a massive auction

No 😭 why do you think this has to be some chaotic free for all auction

Also Riot should pay the players as recompense for FUCKING THIS UP SO BADLY, I think the other players in the league will understand. Also if you're trusting riot to run LAN events and run the tournament client, you've already given them 100% trust and riot would never recover from rigging things for their own team, this is a nonexistent scenario.

you don't buy slots in to valorant franchising? riot holds all the power over slots. they have the money, and if they don't find a way to field the guard's roster, this the game is finished in the next few years.

Xset

EDIT: NVM KKKKKKK

Anything less than all 5 players in franchising is a crime. They all worked their asses off and lifted that ascension trophy together.

Riot needs to get all 5 players in franchised league. If that means subsidizing them for a season until an org can sign them than so be it, but riot should've been vetting the guard way sooner and found a better solution for this behind closed doors.

lol

Truly a masterclass from rito

put doubt in every ascension players mind that their years of hard work will pay off even if they win! 💀💀💀💀 what a fucking joke

WHAT THE FUCK?

PUT FAZE IN FRANCHISING

I'd be surprised

pick up zeldris and ur automatically better than half of shamea franchising kkkkk

most neon ult kills in champions

lowkey facts

probably because his agent pool isn't good and he only played skye in lcq

skye didn't get nerfed yet tho and she was one of the most op agents at champs so starxo has the chance to pop off again

reported for self promotion

I was actually impressed by his performance this year

I CALL RYAN 📞 THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞 FOR IMT 👑 PLAY AGAINST T 1️⃣ IM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW. HE ZOOMED HOME, ZOOMED HOME, HOPS ON, TOP FRAGS. THAT BOY DIFFERENT.

mixwell will give it ONE MORE tournament... If he doesn't make it this time he pinky promises that he will retire okay?

poopastyx has internet explorer 🗿

I think it had more to do with bagriis trying to contact a judge 5 rounds in a row while viper vulnerabled half the time but this checks out too 🗿

It was on the morning of a beautiful, clear day, early in the spring of two thousand and twenty three. It was the first time in my life that I had made such an attempt, for amidst all my anxieties I had never as yet made the attempt to pray vocally.

After I had retired to the place where I had previously designed to go, having looked around me, and finding myself alone, I kneeled down and began to offer up the desires of my heart to God. I had scarcely done so, when immediately I was seized upon by some power which entirely overcame me, and had such an astonishing influence over me as to bind my tongue so that I could not speak. Thick darkness gathered around me, and it seemed to me for a time as if I were doomed to sudden destruction.

But, exerting all my powers to call upon God to deliver me out of the power of this enemy which had seized upon me, and at the very moment when I was ready to sink into despair and abandon myself to destruction—not to an imaginary ruin, but to the power of some actual being from the unseen world, who had such marvelous power as I had never before felt in any being—just at this moment of great alarm, I saw a pillar of light exactly over my head, above the brightness of the sun, which descended gradually until it fell upon me.

It no sooner appeared than I found myself delivered from the enemy which held me bound. When the light rested upon me I saw two Personages, whose brightness and glory defy all description, standing above me in the air. One of them spake unto me, calling me by name and said, pointing to the other—This is My Beloved Son. Hear Him!

My object in going to inquire of the Lord was to know where Jaccob Whiteaker would be going. No sooner, therefore, did I get possession of myself, so as to be able to speak, than I asked the Personages who stood above me in the light, which of all the esports orgs was the one —and which I should put as my flair.

I was answered that I must not change my flair yet, for they were all wrong; and the Personage who addressed me said that Vanity and Yay were trialing as a duo and had not yet decided which roster they would be going to.

did he say he was willing to coach?

imagine current guard -tex +leaf though 🤤

this roster is winning Dallas 🗿

this roster fucks but I thought vanity and yay were a duo now

"there are players that look worse than him on that roster so let's ignore the fact he's been a fraud for 2+ years" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

stopped by GE fighting sadly

a bit rude to your relative no?