bunch of whomegaluls
| Country: | United States |
| Registered: | July 28, 2021 |
| Last post: | April 19, 2024 at 11:08 AM |
| Posts: | 16279 |
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
this is what happens when u glaze colonizers
I will be a surrogate for pujan mehta and raise the next NA savior
wait is it just me or is it loading instantly now? LMFAO
chronicle overheated into shitting on fnatic for a year straight, then boaster fixed him 😼
since about a month ago load times have gone in the absolute shitter
if this was boaster twerking you'd be eating it up. sscary owns you
my landlord (wabysucka) gives me tip actually 😼
I feel like most ppl who say prime optic would win would not say prime loud would win even tho they were similar levels
unbiased take current fnatic dogwalks any team before them
superteam idea:
NRG -dogpiss +kehmicals
ez champs
sipping mimosas in honolulu, don't worry my pup
b0tster gets first blooded so he can spectate chronicle and leo more efficiently
I know tokyo just finished but posts don't need to be this fucking dry yet
tenz discourse in 2023
this team would get grouped in a knights weekly
lmfao the cope is crazy
surprised anyone expects them to get a map, much less win
most accurate 1:1 comparison I can think of 🗿
the drummer is also the singer 🗿 pretty insane
sorry blud this is all I'm listening to rn https://youtu.be/HPgtRvHEY1Y
lol they have that nirvana bass tone! 8/10
victor - fucking dogshit needs to uninstall the game forever
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🗿
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