ordered a 'rose toy' does anyone know what it does it looks cool
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ordered a 'rose toy' does anyone know what it does it looks cool
chicken joe is a humble goat, it's literally just poopablitz
reading comprehension devil did a number on bro
even I don't have region brainworms that bad holy fuck 💀
4 of them are going to cloud9 kkkkkk
astra meta, 2021 berlin probably
this is who our mods/writers are coddling with, in case there was any doubt in your mind :)
why would I go to detroit that's where n*chtel lives 🤮
what the fuck is blud waffling abo
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https://youtu.be/yxunXMmzewk?si=72lR_ebcVT4SREyh
idk what blud is saying but I'm sure it has a lot to do with the state of society today 🐢
FUCK I MEANT TO PUT #16
pick one blud
mf when he plays a game for toddlers and isn't a toddler anymore 🤓
who's going to scream in the mic funny moment 😭😭
manbearpig clears easily
you are stupid
pretty much a one trick jett awp, so bad on this patch
bad initiator and rifler
average real reporter workday: struggle to roll over in bed and send a follow-up discord dm to a few team janitors for leaks so you can finish your 1 paragraph article by friday
I didn't read allat but I think the best option for GE going forward is
source:
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
supernova would not say that
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I am compelled to add disclaimer whenever conversing with botssians
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why watch mid piece
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