his mom takes a look at his screen: "You turned faze to fass? That's the best you could come up with? Drop out of school bozo this is why your father left us"

even with every synapse firing in his tiny shitmea brain he couldn't come up with a response 😹😹😹

godspeed = lightningfast

think about it

both about velocity, lightningfast owns velocity esports?

velocity, what happens if you go too fast? You crash.

What happens when you crash? you bleed. lightningfast = godspeed = owner of velocity and bleed

stay woke people.

never question the tremby g bible 😹😹😹

it's for a fucking skin reveal no one cars

facts FUT will probably be top 5, bro needs to have a little more faith

learn another one poopablitz

I deadass don't even know what this means

those are skill maps learn to aim shitske

double L

poopastyx could never write such an eloquent article

FURIA

bro said wronski is a masterpiece im ded ☠️

he's the rat of apac 🐀🐀🐀

I was sleeping on ilovefrozenblueberries thighs last night tho 😥

pinch the bridge of your nose for 5 seconds, takes away your gag reflex

don't ask me how I know this

I literally made an account just to rant about this all his posts is so fucking cringe how you a grown fucking man thinking ratio is the epitome of humor then act like you’re buddy buddy with all the pros mfer nobody would give you the time of day if you didn’t post leaks i wouldn’t even care if he was at least a little bit funny but seriously a fucking 12 year old minecraft stan on twitter could make me laugh more than the horseshit he posts i beg someone to take his job away and become the new leaked so i don’t have to look at his dogshit page

TALON

comment "🗿🤨" if you want to send me thigh pics :3

I'd much prefer wronski as 6th, would make sense b/c there would be role overlap between him and bazzi

Its a forum for discussion of valorant but people can't have a normal conversation here due to all the brain dead users here.
Really makes me cry.

if they get patiphan I'd put them in top 3 maybe

they really pulled in the 2 ayrin fans

1 fat lard commenting

💀

FUT

nah tenz is consistent it was just depending on whether their team practiced literally a single time before the tournament

respekt!

I think it is the same as right now, they might lose nzr I forget

I don't think lev is gonna win anything, furia is gonna be good tho hot take

im good

The fuck you mean

to each their own

aight bro yay destroys ardiis

hasn't this guy learned yet?

I think we qual to masters dude, like boom the 3rd best asian team, we smashed them in scrims, not smashed them like we beat them and then their excuse is that they were lagging or some shit and they stopped the scrim.

yay can hit awp shots is the difference

overrated chamber abuser

so?

mods is there a way to delete this clown's account?

this is just out of pure hatred

kekw this shit is ass

mf hopped on the alt 💀

did selugi give you info in the dms?

if you reply in the next 240 seconds I'll give u sloppy

Another team for Leo to put in his backpack

This team is actually nuts

Overrated, subroza solos

they don't know english, sen forgot

It's impossible for mortadelo to be wrong, do more research buddy

they should sign harmon

ok so it's guaranteed that twisten isn't on the team kekw

ilovefrozenblueberries!

sources tell me they're set to sign rising star BackoxyXD

yes plz :3