yoru hasn't been a troll character since the buff, idk why yall only accept when prx run it

Mortashitlo when mixwell (never achieved anything, washed bot) is at lock//in: "waaaaaaah what more do you expect us to do!"
when shahzam (masters winner, diffed Lerke at his peak) is suggested to be at lock//in: xD

sorry bro the tournament is over

I had some when I lived in Cambodia but I grew out of them lol

garnet

See this is the problem, people think they are fucking analysts and sports managers.

i want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and i want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩

crws has stepped up in a big way

started with this game https://www.vlr.gg/130628/xset-vs-xerxia-esports-valorant-champions-2022-group-stage-opening-c/?game=95063&tab=overview

it do be comfy for the plane 🤭

SEA drip unparalleled

they gave 1/5 already 😂😂😂

NA one champions because of FroD actually :D

vro upvoted himself kek

I have descended down to the levels of the VLR forums to add my voice into the cacophony of madness enveloping Valorant talk:

ratio

20min until TALON aka the best team in APAC debuts and absolutely destroys MIBR
TLN clears
doubters out

ye but I'd probably do that too the problem is not enough mental capacity

V

vros pretending like this forum wasn't shitting on them for months 💀

virus link

virus link

mid80 are frauds, guard is pretty much their only competition

he'll be back soon dw

nvm ig kek

yes you fucking dumbass we've been telling you

no fap day one lets go!

I'm not convinced you read anything except the word frog before you typed

eg is probably gonna lose this map cus it's ct sided but don't cry map three will be free

tldr ascent sucks

Flashing a closed door 💀💀💀💀

vro snuck 9/11 in there

+the blog had their source linked so idk what this guy is on https://data.oecd.org/emp/hours-worked.htm

I gained 100 lb in the last week for my graduation as an american

you guys should try being obese

no one imo literally no one imo

fat dog jinxer

no one imo literally no one imo

fat dog jinxer

no, only reformed

let him cock 🍳🐔

we love m0xwell

mortadelo no flip flop? rare W

keloqz is on today for sure

never seen that before, let's see the depth of eg tech

bcj clears

what c0m means

as an american I give you permission to stop meatriding us this hard

boberto is prx fan tho 🤔

screwface isn't playing 😔

🐤

the score is 1-1, last map in overtime. Heretics takes the round lead as mixwell gets a quad kill from playing around his viper wall (he was getting farmed for the last 10 rounds tho). Suddenly Jawgemo's PC explodes, knocking him unconscious. As the medical team takes him away and the analyst's desk gets ready to improvise to cover the tech pause, we hear the crowd start to chant. scewface! ScrewFace! SCREWFACE! The 6'7" chisled prodigy of North America enters the arena, and suddenly everyone goes quiet. There's a visible glowing aura surrounding him. His pure talent is altering the particles around him on an atomic level. As he sits at his desk, his mouse and keyboard look like an extension of his body, the way they fit into his hands perfectly. He looks over at Ethan and Bcj, and nods at them with a cool confidence. "Just like scrims right boys?" He says. The previously dampened morale of the team goes away instantly. Screwface pulls out the awp, picks keloqz with ease, and throws his jett smoke at the site entrance. Heretics tries to flood in, expecting him to have fallen back, but he's sitting in the smoke. He noscopes one with the awp, whips out his shorty and gets two more. Then it's down to the 1v1. He swings out wide and Avova whiffs the spray and gets one tapped. The crowd roars. The casters are flabbergasted. Potter is crying. The next two rounds are a wash, as EG runs a quick execute on T side and once again picks keloqz on the CT side and plays numbers for the retake. As the victory screen rolls in, Yay runs on to the stage, begging Screwface to take his place on C9, but Screwface shakes his head. He stays loyal to the org that believed in him. EG takes Lock//in in a clean sweep and the rest is history, as Screwface goes down as the undisputed GOAT of Valorant.

True but usually one spouse is not working full time is mainly what I'm saying. It's basically the norm in america now

average jinx user

I'm sure the Philippines had a good experience with the american military 👽👽👽