wsg

bro's probably eight beers deep writing the magna carta of twitlongers, probably smashed his whole setup in the process

it's like they had a google doc of plays and sean took it with him when he left

ptsd

maybe they're not brainless region drones

has nothing to do with their team performance

2nd W keep it up

miss on the first map but you'll come back from it mentally in a week

100T would switch off the omen comp this deep into the tournament? gg go next my god

funny because he's just a clone of steel

the real goat will win ascension

comms gotta be breaking down they're literally pinching them from A and B and winning both sites 💀💀💀💀

I liked Jovi

I was flabbergasted with how bad they looked after the first game

I wanted to believe it was jitters but no

the word potential needs to be banned from this site

vro snuck pissquid and piants in there

where dekysuke

they booked them before the match I'm convinced

cryo wasn't in your copypasta and derke is owning on raze

you have a 1/50 success rate fatass

calm ur tits

kingg most overhyped

they're spitting facts I'll allow it

first W

https://www.vlr.gg/post/1803175/all-good

bro's taking out his anger from yesterday over vlr 💀

eu drama has no stakes

try calling the police on your girlfriend, gtfo with this boring shit 🥱

I claim him

^ copium

unlucky navi kept hitting their shots

Navi played really fucking well

you flip flopped, he called you out

c9 players are all a little club and it's about who knows who, that's why they pull in mce because he was from old chaos

I think yay got deja vu from when he was on complexity and dipped real fast

WEST APAC >>>

shao and suygetsu lmfaaojfwsfsa

holy fucking cope bro

why are people all saying nrg is so high

they should be worth more

nyohhhh

I streamed last week you'd know if you weren't fake

average schizo

he only put on fnatic flair after they started winning so I'd downgrade him to prince

delusional dumbass 100T sucks

I trust cryo to be good enough to at least match derke, him in dgzin seemed pretty even. I'd say it's more about the other players and fnc just seems better rn

idk they had a much cleaner match against the same FUT at homeground, their teamplay looked like shit to me

1. NRG
2. C9 (w yay)
3. 100T
4. SEN
5. EG

bro I don't know if I can do this 🗿🗿🗿

why is fit1nho here he can't hit a shot

nobody cars

common w 🗿

they'll only do that after ange1 wide swings it dry

tacolilla can properly awp ange1 so no

Written by: https://www.vlr.gg/user/justadude
So it seems NA brains are bad with geography and I have good education in geo (elementary school EU), so I will teach you on how to get COPIUM and don't look stupid.
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First lets go through basics:
Europe = continent.
NA = continent.
Asia = continent.
SA = continent.
EU = economic union across multiple continents. (European Union)
CIS = economic union across multiple continents. (Commonwealth of Independent States)
EMEA = Europe + Middle East + Africa (Middle East is not a continent its a region in Asia and Africa, CIS is part of Europe, TR is part of Middle East)
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There are many unions you can find in Europe:
EU, CIS, EEU, CE, Eurozone, CTA, EUCU, BSEC, GUAM, CEFTA, NATO and more...
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Some NA brain misconceptions:
"CIS is not in Europe": FALSE
"Ukraine is part of CIS": FALSE
"CIS is a continent": FALSE
"ex USSR countries are CIS": FALSE
"Eurasia is a continent": FALSE (yes some NA brain claimed this xd)
"Russia is not European": They are over 85% European.
"Russia is not in Europe": Its, even its government is located in Europe (note: they also have territories outside Europe)
"Gambit is not European": All players are born and live in Europe.
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Countries you can claim are not in Europe but in...:
So many of you figured it out that part of Russia is not in Europe and now say Asia > NA > Europe, well there are more cases like that with European countries you might want to know.
Spain: Africa
Norway: Antarctica
France: SA, NA, Antarctica
UK: SA, Antarctica, NA
Netherlands: NA
Denmark: NA
(note: use this info carefully, everyone will understand you are on hard COPIUM)
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NOW VERY INTERESTING PART:
You can see that many European countries are also in NA, many of them are in EU.
That means there is EU in NA, but no NA in EU. So don't forget, you can't say NA without EU :)
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In short what we learned today:
EU is everywhere and so can't lose. EU > NA
Europe dominates Valorant.
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SAVE THIS THREAD AND LINK IT TO SOMEONE WHO IS HAVING NA BRAIN MOMENT LETS MAKE THIS WORLD A LITTLE MORE EDUCATED!

Thanks https://www.vlr.gg/user/justadude for the help these people need god

bro pissed and shitted and coped here

I haven't really seen overheat from furia

where yay

we're cooked tho im ngl 😹 100T need to tighten up or I'm 1-3 on pickems