holy fucking cope bro

why are people all saying nrg is so high

they should be worth more

nyohhhh

I streamed last week you'd know if you weren't fake

average schizo

he only put on fnatic flair after they started winning so I'd downgrade him to prince

delusional dumbass 100T sucks

I trust cryo to be good enough to at least match derke, him in dgzin seemed pretty even. I'd say it's more about the other players and fnc just seems better rn

idk they had a much cleaner match against the same FUT at homeground, their teamplay looked like shit to me

1. NRG
2. C9 (w yay)
3. 100T
4. SEN
5. EG

bro I don't know if I can do this 🗿🗿🗿

why is fit1nho here he can't hit a shot

nobody cars

common w 🗿

they'll only do that after ange1 wide swings it dry

tacolilla can properly awp ange1 so no

Written by: https://www.vlr.gg/user/justadude
So it seems NA brains are bad with geography and I have good education in geo (elementary school EU), so I will teach you on how to get COPIUM and don't look stupid.
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First lets go through basics:
Europe = continent.
NA = continent.
Asia = continent.
SA = continent.
EU = economic union across multiple continents. (European Union)
CIS = economic union across multiple continents. (Commonwealth of Independent States)
EMEA = Europe + Middle East + Africa (Middle East is not a continent its a region in Asia and Africa, CIS is part of Europe, TR is part of Middle East)
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There are many unions you can find in Europe:
EU, CIS, EEU, CE, Eurozone, CTA, EUCU, BSEC, GUAM, CEFTA, NATO and more...
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Some NA brain misconceptions:
"CIS is not in Europe": FALSE
"Ukraine is part of CIS": FALSE
"CIS is a continent": FALSE
"ex USSR countries are CIS": FALSE
"Eurasia is a continent": FALSE (yes some NA brain claimed this xd)
"Russia is not European": They are over 85% European.
"Russia is not in Europe": Its, even its government is located in Europe (note: they also have territories outside Europe)
"Gambit is not European": All players are born and live in Europe.
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Countries you can claim are not in Europe but in...:
So many of you figured it out that part of Russia is not in Europe and now say Asia > NA > Europe, well there are more cases like that with European countries you might want to know.
Spain: Africa
Norway: Antarctica
France: SA, NA, Antarctica
UK: SA, Antarctica, NA
Netherlands: NA
Denmark: NA
(note: use this info carefully, everyone will understand you are on hard COPIUM)
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NOW VERY INTERESTING PART:
You can see that many European countries are also in NA, many of them are in EU.
That means there is EU in NA, but no NA in EU. So don't forget, you can't say NA without EU :)
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In short what we learned today:
EU is everywhere and so can't lose. EU > NA
Europe dominates Valorant.
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SAVE THIS THREAD AND LINK IT TO SOMEONE WHO IS HAVING NA BRAIN MOMENT LETS MAKE THIS WORLD A LITTLE MORE EDUCATED!

Thanks https://www.vlr.gg/user/justadude for the help these people need god

bro pissed and shitted and coped here

I haven't really seen overheat from furia

where yay

we're cooked tho im ngl 😹 100T need to tighten up or I'm 1-3 on pickems

derke has chronicle flashing him in and tenz has zekken flashing themselves

first realistic ranking

it's the map with the least variety in comps and boaster can't handle off meta comps

wasn't ardiis experiencing something similar? nerves or zombie outbreak?🤔

oh wow I thought he was like 23 for some reason

idk this guy doesn't seem bad to me

they'll be fine

this is more important than lock//in O_O

yes

comp diff, fnatic shit their pants when they don't have 20 hours of vods and protocol adaptations to meta comps

OH MY GOD MWZERAAAAAA

I don't see mwzera last time 😈

yeah he did alright to pull his team through getting embarrassed by the worst emea team

And yours are? Nonexistent right

G26-0

I really did, ur one of those ppl with no real opinions so it's funny

ok but imagine if SHAHZAM was here instead of botsuna

forgot to mention that GE is the worst in the pacific 🗿

#7? bro got short term memory loss holy shit get help

why do you have this personal vendetta about dickriding asuna

sayaplayer is a part of the etc

yes

sick has supported sinatraa all along lmfao are ppl actually surprised?

*keloqz for first half of first map

POV: #STANGAURD!

bro was shaking trying to hold himself back but he had to let lose, he couldn't take it anymore 😈

#STANGAURD!

bro was suprised that the american named giantnutsack was not in fact muslim

agents of the matrix