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Flag: Turkey
Registered: November 13, 2022
Last post: July 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Posts: 16401
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kdb

greatest 10

posted 4 months ago

vouch

posted 4 months ago

not real

take your meds

posted 4 months ago

zeta!

posted 4 months ago

they are buddies

posted 4 months ago

pcific 3-0

posted 4 months ago

koalabum issue

posted 4 months ago

what place is 2g in americas

posted 4 months ago

im not wrong though

posted 4 months ago

both of these teams would not survive in turkish regional league just sayin

posted 4 months ago

its the best flag in the world

posted 4 months ago

what... im just doing my monthly hello vlr thread

posted 4 months ago

do better!

posted 4 months ago

how are ya

posted 4 months ago

update rankings too.

posted 4 months ago

bump

posted 4 months ago

I carried 4 bums

posted 4 months ago

quit betting and your life will be a lot more better brother

posted 4 months ago

thats why i said ''idk if i should be happy or sad''

posted 4 months ago

üzüleyim mi sevineyim mi amk

posted 4 months ago

imagine ardiis zellsis n4rrate making a podcast together

posted 4 months ago

put ardiis on Paris grand finals to cast with no restrictions and we would be watching the greatest valorant match of all time

posted 4 months ago

ULF'un rosteri ne kardescanlar bilen var mi

posted 4 months ago

keep VenTT skylen ip0TT core, bring cNed and a decent sentinel player, Yigox for example

posted 4 months ago

only sniping he good at is stream sniping nt

posted 4 months ago

Should've never removed VenTT imo, problem was umu7 and OXMANN

posted 4 months ago

That's just how SUP is every year, we got used to it

posted 4 months ago

1 trophy nt

posted 4 months ago

cned is a 10x better oper than y0y nt

posted 4 months ago

Beck.

posted 4 months ago

fnc 2-0 d00mbr0s redemption arc

posted 4 months ago

cocuk bayraminiz kutlu olsun bibielciler

posted 4 months ago

always sayin took em long enough like fut didnt win vrl 2022

posted 4 months ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 4 months ago

ardiis did it first so ardiisification of valorant

posted 4 months ago

surely we win ascension this year

posted 4 months ago

allat warning

saying retard doesn't matter
if you think it does ur just a soft pussy

posted 4 months ago

ur turning 40 next year

posted 4 months ago

i will talk back to you

posted 4 months ago

We should gather all of them in a place and force them to watch one full ardiis stream as punishment

posted 4 months ago

shut up nihso

posted 4 months ago
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