broski cant get over it

nvm WE ARE SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪

Le0t

one round at a time lets go

they finna get 13-0'd now 😭

holy cook

💔🐶 bbl piclerine sırtını yaslamayacaksın asla

BRO WHY IS THIS YOUR FIRST EVER POST STOP HATING ON MY GOAT

bro this was your debut at least go hit a barber or sum you look homeless in your debut 😭

avrupaura 😭 😭 😭

reazy is a far better Breach than him idk why he doesnt use him

was his first ever LAN match if im not wrong, did really good considering that

ok chill out gangy

when was the last time this guy won a duel bro its insane how bad he is

what the flip is this man

shit vs shit

arda guler owns both

shitster wanna get kicked so bad

give us a great debut come on

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

no thanks i want to maintain my sanity even if im depressed

name a better duo 🥰

we lost him 💔🐶

bronzil are you okay fam

bbl bu stage 0-4 gitmezse picim yaziyorum buraya

hiro acisindan baktigimda cok da yanlis yaptigini dusunmuyom ya sadece takımla daha durust olsaymis daha iyi olurmus

and the fact that this is just a few of our talent is crazy

nah turkish roster is actually goated

no sheydos needs to leave this team he deserves much better

Botssi

last map Sunset, cNed Raze Aware

Botssi

yeah this means nothing most turkish pros also turn off the game sound when they die

rakkastakka clears

FNC
TH
FUT
KC

maybe VIT, TL or BBL makes a deep run and steals KCs role somehow

Kiles bounced back though

I'm sorry :(

btw 'amına koyayım' is not that much of an offensive curse in general, its like an everyday shit for us so its not that deep

this is pretty accurate tbh, cuz starxo also was a very good clutch player

Loud: 7/10

Furia: 0/10

MIBR: 0/10

Sentinels: 4/10

NRG: 10/10

KRU: 7.5/10

Cloud9: 4/10

G2: 6/10

Levitán: 6.5/10

100 Thieves: 8/10

Evil Geniuses: 4.5/10

he was a big vibe merchant back in 2021 and was a good player actually, but he fell off and seems very chill nowadays idk why

ngl poland got some crazy talent spread all around emea and koi is so dumb for keeping starxo and picking shadow?? Let Sheydos go for good, kick starxo and go full polish

nah patitek deserves better no? koi should at least gamble on polish tier2 players tbh, they will be shit anyway

ok kick starxo too lmao wtf what happened to my boy he wasnt that bad in the last weeks of stage 1

sowwy :(

patitek deserves a better team than koi tbh

its vs koi bruh what do u expect

cuss words! amına koyim = fuck you

i basically said ''fuck you then''

starxo igl
zeek initiator
jas/xuss/maniek duelist
profek smokes
kamyk flex

did i cook?

o zaman senin amına koyayım

cNed is on raze again so yall got a slight chance

kerem bokturkoglu bos kaleye kacıracak diye cok korktum amk