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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Mfs will say 'I don't care what someone's pronouns are' while at the same time aggressively making sure you know for a fact 100% that they make a point of only saying he or she. Goofy fuckin people

posted about a year ago

Me when I am bragging about living in a shithole

posted about a year ago

I just came a little

posted about a year ago

Absolute giga banger, could go either way

posted about a year ago

After getting slapped with a reality check, I reckon Boaster's been cooking something devious and they're gonna bitch slap everyone in Split 1

posted about a year ago

Zekken on Duelist, f0rsakeN on Flex, Leo on Initiator, Karon on Smokes and Alfajer on Sentinel and Potter as the head coach and ENGHH as assistant coach

posted about a year ago

Idk I can't lie I don't see how they replace Omen, Astra or Brimstone on any of their meta maps. Omen's flash, TP for entries and one ways, Astra's suck and stun combos and universal smokes and Brimstone's molly, ult and 3 19 second smokes all seem way more broadly applicable than Clove's abilities. Feels like they were more so made to be a ranked agent that tries to encourage the brainlets who physically can't play any agent but Reyna to play smokes than to actually be competitive with the other controllers in a professional setting

posted about a year ago

Bro you are fucking obsessed, try and spend one minute of your life not typing out a fucking thesis on why Moneyt skinned your cat and burned your small business and should be banished to the shadow realm, please

posted about a year ago

I'm giga high on T1 atm, I think people massively overestimated the difference between old DRX and new DRX and Gen.G and PRX are both looking primed to win Madrid. Probably unlikely

posted about a year ago

The only games PRX have one are ones where elimination is at stake. They apparently just want to eliminate everyone they play. Not only that but they started with the back to back EMEA elimination, now they have the chance to do the back to back Americas elimination. Pacific revenge arc is here

posted about a year ago

-Monyet +xccurate

posted about a year ago

I swear mindfreak just turns his mouse off unless he needs to clutch then he just activates demon mode and locks them in his mind palace

posted about a year ago

Mfs lost to Global Esports

posted about a year ago

If T1 made Madrid I genuinely think they would win. I feel like they might be the best Pacific team atm they just got unlucky and got fucked by the single elim format in a super close game with one of the most experienced cores in Valorant history. xccurate my goat

posted about a year ago

It's because his flag is the only one that isn't red, white and blue

posted about a year ago

Bro might be the most underrated player at Madrid. I feel like he's been absurdly consistent with sleeper performances in every match. He might be the best smokes player in EMEA. Makes you really understand just how dirty he got did last year

posted about a year ago

GE Monyet is back, let's fucking go

posted about a year ago

Didn't Monyet play duelist before he signed to GE and then got put on smokes on GE?

posted about a year ago

Didn't Monyet play duelist before he signed to GE and then got put on smokes on GE?

posted about a year ago

Can you do this in ardiis' voice?

posted about a year ago

Giga banger, hoping for a SEN win A) because of copium, B) because it would be really funny to have an international event without FNC, NAVI, DRX AND NRG after like 2 years of the same players being near the top of playoffs

posted about a year ago

-bang +zander
-Cryo +Jawgemo

posted about a year ago

NEVER FUCKING MIND ME WHEN I PLAY THE SAME COMPS FOR 2 YEARS IN A ROW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

posted about a year ago

I'm 99% sure FNC thought they could just diff the other teams to get to Madrid while they just use their old shit, before they pull out their actual strats at Madrid. So do you think they'll whip out what they actually cooked up in the next map against KC because they didn't expect to be pressed like this

posted about a year ago

No one's beating Dragon Ranger Gaming. They won't drop a map in 2024

posted about a year ago

Nah, NAVI are so back. Keith is gonna Yoru diff Derke in Madrid Grand Finals

posted about a year ago

My man he has had 4 years on this roster and all he has to show for it is, First Strike, top 4 in Masters Berlin and one win at Champs 2022. I think it's safe to say he's had enough time

posted about a year ago

S - FNC, NAVI, LOUD, NRG
A - SEN, TH
B - KC, LEV, VIT, FUT, G2, MIBR, EG
C - KOI, GX, M8, KRU, C9, 100T
D - TL, BBL
F(URIA) - FURIA

Unironically SEN vs TH would be a giga banger match

posted about a year ago

Now that SEN vs 100T has run it's course because 100T fans are all on suicide watch and have no more copium left, and SEN are an actual team again, is KOI vs KC the new clout match? Both have similar fanbases, there's an even bigger rivalry because French people and Spanish people hate each other, KC and KOI were both clown teams last year and look like they've levelled up a lot (though KC do look way better).

posted about a year ago

ANGE1's aim is actually quite decent, for a 34 year old IGL he's Demon1. Bro just has -100 self preservation and most of the time doesn't even shoot a shot because he's mid tp animation

posted about a year ago

ANGE1 is a goated IGL he just gets possessed by silly genes sometimes

posted about a year ago

If KC win play ins, it means that KC vs TH can't happen in the play offs, which also means that we can't get NAVI vs FNC in the playoffs so both teams can qualify to Madrid.

With this in mind WHAT IS THE COLOUURRRRRRRR? BLEUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! ALEEZZZZZZ! KCWIIIIIIIIIIN!

posted about a year ago

Just in terms of the quality of play. There were so many downright troll rounds from both teams. The 4v5 save against stingers by Liquid made me want to rip my eyes out

posted about a year ago

This might be the worst game in EMEA so far

posted about a year ago

I feel like SUYGETSU's probably in a better spot overall. ANGE1 may giga int but he does it for a reason and calls well, and even frags out some maps. Enzo somehow gets less kills on average with worse calling, and doesn't even int to get traded/info like ANGE1 does

posted about a year ago

My goat piss stick popping off after he read all the slander he got from the Navi match

posted about a year ago

The VS core just got denied qualification to an international event by a team with Lakia on. This means that Masters Madrid will have a Sentinels vs Fnatic GF with Sentinels winning

posted about a year ago

Nah, I'd say after Kickoff EMEA ranking probably goes from best to worst FNC, Navi, VIT, TH, FUT, KC, TL, GX, M8, KOI, BBL

posted about a year ago

Man looks like Vikkstar123

posted about a year ago

No I did not but that's fucking sick

posted about a year ago

NAVI 2-0, if ANGE1 picks Sova and just decides to shoot back. His aim is actually quite decent he just plays borderline suicidal, so if he plays like he did on Ascent against BBL then the man can frag. Ardiis looks on form and there's no need to worry about Shao, Suygetsu and Zyppan.

posted about a year ago

Unless ofc the Play-In winner comes from Group A, and considering FUT are in the lower bracket of that group there is a highly likely chance of that happening

posted about a year ago

After almost all of the teams in VCT have debuted, I gotta say I was pleasantly surprised by how good all the teams looked so far. Last year there were maybe like 6 teams that looked good and a LOT of teams looked downright shit. But now the level definitely seems to have risen. There are very few teams that have played so far that I would say looked bad. Especially in EMEA and Pacific. And the amount of top teams that could punch for a title as exponentially increased. 2024 is looking like it'll be a great year for Valorant.

posted about a year ago

Based on Convergence and this opening map it seems FUT's number 1 strategy will always be to throw at the start then lock in and come back like crazy. Heart palpitations rates will rise in Turkey by 200%

posted about a year ago

I apologize Boo, I was not familiar with your game

posted about a year ago

Furia in R6: ⚰️

posted about a year ago

Yet another giga banger, we eating good with this group

posted about a year ago

Is t3xture Korean mwzera? Holy shit bro's been cooking these past 2 games

posted about a year ago
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