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Are NRG still cursed? Do their jerseys just sap the power of any player they sign? Are they always destined to fall short of the expectations we all place on them no matter who they have?

posted about a year ago

This mf needs to get back into the custom lobbies

posted about a year ago

Turns out shitquid was just kneecapping his potential of becoming a goated IGL and forcing him to play fucking Jett then Viper then Breach in the same series

posted about a year ago

Brother is there to boost morale by calling trexx a silly cunt and distributing Greggs among the team

posted about a year ago

No he has become Boaster's ranked kitten as part of an ancient ritual to increase his fragging power by motivating him to perform

posted about a year ago

He delayed his aim training by a year and just forgot to tell people

posted about a year ago

Young Valorant prodigy Jake Howlet has arrived on the server, VCT is truly over

posted about a year ago

An Eastern European teenager and a Turkish teenager were having a freak off, and their sheer psychopathy caused a warp in the code of Valorant

posted about a year ago

I don't think they're international finalist levels but honestly they look impressive. Could possibly make Toronto or Champs

posted about a year ago

Cancer org, keeps investing as little money as possible and fielding mediocre rosters that choke in playoffs, hyper nepo org that recycles players who's chances to prove themselves have long gone. I hope they get removed from franchising in favour of a fucking normal org in 2027

posted about a year ago

LewN is genuinely 1v5'ing them

They're being bullied by a random Turkish teenager

posted about a year ago

Boaster is too busy trying to stat pad to call

Maybe 10 kills across a BO5 Boaster really was a better time

posted about a year ago

Eh, OXY's alright. The rest are kinda whatever

posted about a year ago

FNC (tho it'd honestly be really funny if BBL won)
KC (better IGL and probably better chemistry)
NRG (I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING HATE C9I FUCKING 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2G (I like Zap)

posted about a year ago

He's a very feast or famine type player, and it honestly fluctuates from round to round

One round he'll turbo throw, next round he'll whip out the most ungodly display of aim and movement and get 3

posted about a year ago

Will they get 12-5'd again? It'd be REALLY funny if they did but also my hatred of C9 genuinely knows no bounds and I've been praying they go winless since off season

posted about a year ago

Ngl retard isn't seen as nearly as offensive as it is in America by most people in the UK

I'd consider myself pretty liberal and retard is still in my every day vocabulary

No one should be surprised about him saying it

Edit: nvm I thought he just said retard apparently he said the n word

posted about a year ago

Breeze

Reported for hate speech and terrorism

posted about a year ago

Split
Haven
Lotus
Ascent
Pearl
Bind
Sunset

posted about a year ago

TH (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease I gave up on PRX if TH never win anything either I will give Moloch my first born)

posted about a year ago

Big if true

posted about a year ago

You looked at prime OpTic and chose the player with the least aura on the team

You are well and truly cooked dort

posted about a year ago

Smart choice, you would probably get touched on set by one of the staff

posted about a year ago

After 400+ days FNS can finally say he won a map against popular electronic sports organisation Bilibili Gaming

posted about a year ago

HE GOT HIS FIRST KILL AFTER 13 ROUNDS

posted about a year ago

My guess is that Rossy was a micromanaging kind of IGL who had an exact plan that he wanted the players to follow and knew exactly what he wanted them to do, meanwhile the players last season were used to a more loose kind of calling where they were free to make their own decisions, so they clashed and decided they wanted Rossy gone. Which is perhaps the most retarded decision they could've made considering how mediocre their season was last year. This is why Xeppaa's never done anything in his career. Every time C9 tries something different he doesn't go along with it and just resists any kind of change to what he's used to despite literally never achieving anything in Valorant

posted about a year ago

I would honestly rather kms than be in the same lobby as a French player they are so fucking cancer to play with without fail

I've literally never played with a French player who wasn't a dogshit team mate that screamed at 2431 db in chat if we weren't winning every round flawlessly

posted about a year ago

U still need to make the OF u promise breaking fraud

posted about a year ago

The org is already cursed bro

No org has nearly as many lowlights or PTSD moments as NRG regardless of who's playing

posted about a year ago

I like FNS, I fucking hate Ethan, don't care about the other 3

All good

posted about a year ago

Bruh I just like the players

posted about a year ago

Chat should I put PRX flair back on?

Are they back?

Do we have hope again?

posted about a year ago

Ok femboy

posted about a year ago

Anyone got the clip?

posted about a year ago

Blud thinks he's enigma

posted about a year ago

liazzi vs artzin (0.6 800) - artzin
jawgemo vs flor (035 800) - jawgemo
verno vs primmie (0.5 800) - primmie
tarik vs tacolilla (0.47 800) - tacolilla
jinggg vs johnqt (0.4 800) - jinggg
aspas vs kk(0.4 800) - aspas
demon1 vs kk (0.2 800) - demon1
mada vs derke (0.37 800) - derke
zekken vs cloud (0.35 800) - zekken
patitek vs beyn(0.35 800) - benjy
narrate vs bang (0.32 800) - narrate
woot vs smoggy (0.31 800) - woot
reduxx vs havoc (0.3 800) - reduxx
meteor vs chronicle (0.3 800) - meteor
seoldam vs eggsterr (0.3 800) - seoldam
keiko vs suygetsu (0.25 800) - suygetsu
sayf vs meiy (0.25 800) - sayf
oxy vs zander (0.23 800) - oxy
trexx vs mako (0.225 800) - trexx
sayonara vs demon1 (0.2 800) - sayonara
karon vs hyunmin (0.2 800) - karon

posted about a year ago

Good job on the charities

You know what comes next

posted about a year ago

Ye I can see them experimenting with tomaszy on duelist cuz he's never really looked like he's lived up to the potential he had after being hyped up as the next big thing on duelist before being on KC

purp0's good enough on flex to accommodate for it I reckon

posted about a year ago

How's the shopping for maid dresses going?

posted about a year ago

I forgor

posted about a year ago

Tbf I don't think he's a smokes player

He should've been on Gekko, Keiko should've been on Omen (the role he's been practicing for the last 2 months), pati should've been on Viper and nAts should've been on Cypher

posted about a year ago

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posted about a year ago

He's halfway there and first map isn't even over

Start picking out skirts bro

posted about a year ago

runneR looked like a demon last off season, I won't believe it till I see him do it in regular season

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posted about a year ago

You gotta be getting nervous now

posted about a year ago

kamo knew what he was doing joining this team

posted about a year ago

U can't tell me N4RRATE's limit for slurs is retard

That boy has said some racially discriminatory things I guarantee

posted about a year ago

Does this mean N4RRATE is gonna farm?

posted about a year ago

purp0 and kamo will be fighting each other for 5th best duelist in EMEA, below Derke, MiniBoo, xeus and kaajak

purp0 had flashes of being world class last year the system in GX just didn't really seem suited for him to go crazy as consistency

And kamo stepping up was a massive reason why KOI started looking so much better in stage 2

posted about a year ago
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