mouth_breather
Country: Ukraine
Registered: December 4, 2023
Last post: May 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Posts: 404
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get your eyes checked

posted 1 month ago

Ok

posted 1 month ago

if yinsu is ugly then u probably look like voldemort man

posted 1 month ago

which is why he has a hella pretty girl?

posted 1 month ago

are you a dementia patient

posted 1 month ago

No worries acegamer! you shouldn't listen to the haters they'll only bring you down!

posted 1 month ago

allat

posted 1 month ago

true

posted 1 month ago

people who use the excuse of "its not in my native language so i dont care and i'll keep calling them she" or whatever are stupid as hell
a lot of languages have genders for objects and just because that isnt a thing in english doesnt mean im just going to ignore it and gender objects incorrectly because thats just wrong lmaoo

posted 1 month ago

he can do no wrong

posted 1 month ago

because having more representation in games means that people are more comfortable with themselves as it's seen as something normal, they may learn about the nonbinary identity and feel like its something that represents them, helps to make people more open minded especially kids who are coming into the game and learning about this stuff maybe for the first time

and anyone who says "it doesn't matter", well, cool you can just ignore it lol. its not going to affect how you play the game and if someone gets that pissy over a fictional character in a game being nonbinary then you can uninstall it

posted 1 month ago

WOOOOOOOOOOOMP WOOOOOOOOMP

posted 1 month ago

W jinx, definitely on purpose right?

posted 1 month ago

bro went -29 😭

posted 2 months ago

I worked as a hotel maintenance guy for years. It’s not a glamorous job and it’s crazy how many years I let go by on autopilot. I was super depressed, and that depression grew every day.

The hotel I worked at was an upscale place in Reykjavik. We often had some famous people staying there, especially eSports teams as we are near Laugardalshöll.

One January night in 2021, I was feeling super depressed (dead end job, cold climate) when I got called to one of the nice suites. There was an issue with the heater. I go up and who answers the door but Tyson fricken Ngo! He explains to me that his heater had just slowed significantly and it was getting cold. He was super nice and was getting ready to leave for that nights game against Fnatic. (Man we were hyped for this Derke kid around then.)

So he’s in the shower/bathroom getting ready while I do my thing fixing the heater. While I’m down on my knees checking out the heater I notice something on the floor.... a toenail! I looked up at the table and on it is a toenail clippers he must have just been using. This toenail was the biggest toenail I’d ever seen, and tbh it was kind of gnarly. I quickly picked it up and looked around, I found a few more whole nails and a couple of shards. All in all I found 11 shards of nails that I believe to be his (we pretty thoroughly vacuum the suite every day). I kept them and finished my job and got out of there.

When I got home, I just sat there looking at his toe nails on my table. For the longest time I just sat there staring at them. I would roll them in my fingers, and I just couldn’t get over the fact that I (possibly) had parts of TenZ in my hand!!

After awhile I started thinking more depressing thoughts again about my job. I then thought to myself; Tyson has it all. He has family, fame, fortune and he’s very nice in person. You know, getting down on myself about the success of others.

I then looked at this gnarled toenail I was springing up and down between my fingers and realized: Tyson. Ngo. Is. Just. A. Man. Like. Me.

He worked to get to where he is. He goes and gets what he wants. Family? Done. Fame? He crafted his story. Money? He did what he loved and held out to get paid his fair shake. He loves what he does and he loves his life, and Taco Tuesday....and yet he has to sit down.... every month.... just like me.... and clip his toenails.

For some reason it has always stuck with me. It’s kind of like realizing the president has to put his pants on in the mornings too or the Pope has to wipe himself clean in the bathroom just like you and me. We are all just people.

In the coming months I saved my money and started weaning myself off of my job I don’t like. Recently I quit and I am now following my dream: Redditing. All thanks to TenZ and his toenails.

I do feel, however, that I would like to get it officially verified that these are his toenails. What are the best ways (or companies) around the VCT to verify that things like jerseys, deskmats, mice, toenails, shoes etc... are genuine?

posted 2 months ago

you're a loser tbh

posted 2 months ago

we been sayin this shit for ages and its finally coming true

posted 2 months ago

tenz was frying, thats how

posted 2 months ago

cant wait to be insufferable once sen win madrid

posted 2 months ago

BOMBBOMBBOMBBOMB

posted 2 months ago

U arent ready for the aussie masterclass

posted 2 months ago

900 replies on sens tweet vs 40 on the original kcorp tweet is insane 😭

posted 2 months ago

he was high impact gaming

posted 2 months ago

☹️

posted 2 months ago

VIBES MERCHANT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS

posted 2 months ago

sorry for doubting the thinker

posted 2 months ago

🤨

posted 2 months ago

referee

posted 2 months ago

lets wait until sen vs kcorp

posted 2 months ago

geospliced

posted 2 months ago

you aint ready for this fpx cook (source: trust me)

posted 2 months ago

less

posted 2 months ago

depends on ur work... if it could be dangerous for u to have little sleep then no

posted 2 months ago

I will keep this in mind for tomorrow

posted 2 months ago

this'll be like the 13th time these orgs have played eachother btw

posted 2 months ago

I disagree with the thinker

posted 2 months ago

i just want them to win something after last season 💀

posted 2 months ago

this better be the worlds biggest upgrade

posted 2 months ago

karminecorp is the future allez les bleus

posted 2 months ago

theyre announcing the agent at madrid

posted 2 months ago

me when im comfortable with my sexuality and not fragile

posted 2 months ago

honkmimimimi

posted 2 months ago

on it

posted 2 months ago

on it

posted 2 months ago

i just fucking suck at this game even though i play a lot 😭

posted 2 months ago

making sure their teammates can hear the comms, if theres a lot happening at once repeating stuff is the best way to make urself heard

posted 2 months ago

cutie cuz he is one fr

posted 2 months ago
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