mouth_breather
Country: Ukraine
Registered: December 4, 2023
Last post: May 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Posts: 404
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this guy gets it

posted 4 weeks ago

“Are you ready for your aiming lessons?”

Leo gulps

Derke breathes heavily

Alfajer nods nervously

“Yes, benjyfishy” they say in unison

posted 4 weeks ago

After years of drought and famine in my humble nation, today the curse has been broken. I saw Yay descend from the heavens and bless our land with the gift of rain. My crops have flourished, my animals have prospered and my hunger is no more. Gone are the days of suffering. From this day I will worship Yay for the rest of my life in return for him gracing me with his presence.

posted 4 weeks ago

we are so back

posted 4 weeks ago

bro

posted 4 weeks ago

its only up from here

posted 4 weeks ago

these are not bangers

posted 4 weeks ago

lowkey i mog u any day of the week

posted 4 weeks ago

ct_fd_str

posted 4 weeks ago

yes this week

posted 4 weeks ago

some thoughts are inside thoughts, hope this helps

posted 4 weeks ago

Come on grandpa, its time to go back to the group home

posted 4 weeks ago

happiness needs to come back 💔

posted 4 weeks ago

he's just like me fr

posted 4 weeks ago

Sentinels have nothing on NRG. The holy couple of crashies and victor are the most goated duo. Tekkenz could never beat two players that are so harmoniously intertwined with eachother, two players that have been with eachother so long that they share the same mind and thoughts. They dance around the battlefield and simultaneously 1 tap everyone. Don't get me started on Ethan, with his massive brain and the best IGL aim in Americas. Even johnqts peak moments could never compare to Ethan's lowest. He miraculously understands every single map flawlessly, able to craft the perfect composition with Chet that match his player's comfortability as well as totally owning the Sentinels comp. Ethan could lead a team of 4 bums no one's ever heard of to victory against Sentinels. That's how good he is. And if you thought that was a lot, wait until Sentinels have to encounter Jesus Christ's reincarnate, Demon1. He can walk on water. He can turn water into wine, and when he's feeling generous he summons bread for the poor and hungry. Demon1 could have his eyes closed and he would win a 1v1 against zekken any day of the week. Demon1 would trample zekken like an ant. Sentinels have nothing on NRG.

posted 4 weeks ago

you support the biggest snake in the scene 🐍🐍

posted 4 weeks ago

what is yalls obsession with peoples weight

posted 4 weeks ago

liquid vs koi who can choke more?

posted 4 weeks ago

Thanks for your support.

posted 4 weeks ago

Sentinels have nothing on NRG. The holy couple of crashies and victor are the most goated duo. Tekkenz could never beat two players that are so harmoniously intertwined with eachother, two players that have been with eachother so long that they share the same mind and thoughts. They dance around the battlefield and simultaneously 1 tap everyone. Don't get me started on Ethan, with his massive brain and the best IGL aim in Americas. Even johnqts peak moments could never compare to Ethan's lowest. He miraculously understands every single map flawlessly, able to craft the perfect composition with Chet that match his player's comfortability as well as totally owning the Sentinels comp. Ethan could lead a team of 4 bums no one's ever heard of to victory against Sentinels. That's how good he is. And if you thought that was a lot, wait until Sentinels have to encounter Jesus Christ's reincarnate, Demon1. He can walk on water. He can turn water into wine, and when he's feeling generous he summons bread for the poor and hungry. Demon1 could have his eyes closed and he would win a 1v1 against zekken any day of the week. Demon1 would trample zekken like an ant. Sentinels have nothing on NRG.

posted 4 weeks ago

California girls we're unforgettable

posted 4 weeks ago

don't talk down on my goat oderus like that

posted 4 weeks ago

K

posted 4 weeks ago

??

posted 4 weeks ago

When 🕑 I👦 was about 13 🎂I LOVED😍 oxy☁️, I 👦watched 👀every game 🎮and bought 💰every jersey he☁️ had. One1️⃣ day,📅 I 👦was watching 👀oxy ☁️when all of a sudden 😳he ☁️turned me 👦on🆙. I couldn't ❌stand it, I 👦was going crazy.🤪 I👦 decided🤔 to pull out📤 my 👦big 🗼long 📏Willy🦐 and start😱 jerking💦.
I👦 never❌ had felt so good😁, I 👦soon continued to do this🦐 daily 📅and never❌ got bored 😴of it!🦐 leaf🍃 was so hot 🥵and that dwarf 👺xeppaa☁️ was a cutie🥰. I 👦am glad 🌝to admit I👦 still do this🦐 to this ☁️very day.📅

posted 4 weeks ago

true!

posted 4 weeks ago

Are we free?

posted 4 weeks ago

mxs are winning ascension

posted 4 weeks ago

no worries pookie we got u

posted 4 weeks ago

Press 1 if u need help

posted 4 weeks ago

just look at his first few posts. he's not baiting he's just impaired

posted 4 weeks ago

HOW MANY DOES HE HAVE TO DROP 🔥🔥

posted 4 weeks ago

we're all brain dead what do you expect 💔

posted 4 weeks ago

cloud9 are the best team in the world you guys just don't understand

posted 4 weeks ago

look at this loser lmao

posted 4 weeks ago

you are all braindead and should leave this forum forever, SEN is the worst NA team (even LEV farmed them)

posted 4 weeks ago

when are you announcing your new relationship?

posted 4 weeks ago

This is only 1% of his brainpower. vlr will vanish the moment ace gamer decides to fully utilise his brain

posted 4 weeks ago

happily single 🙏

posted 1 month ago

no worries bronzil_enjoyer!

posted 1 month ago

i dont think tenz has entire tiktok accounts dedicated to hating on him but yeah

posted 1 month ago

the amount of hate yay gets is incredible bro some people have no life. i dont really care about him or bleed but ppl who dedicate their lives to hating on one guy need to go touch grass

posted 1 month ago

well if no one wants to play those maps then clearly riot has something to fix no?

posted 1 month ago

he's taller than oxy

posted 1 month ago

FNS has passed away from old age. Thousands come to his funeral to honor him. Saadhak shows up in a wheelchair to pay respects to his old rival. The funeral attendant tells Saadhak to open the casket to say goodbye. He opens the casket but only a note is left. "I'm not dead. I rotated B. Get owned." Saadhak yells at Aspas to go grab his Operator.

posted 1 month ago

they'll either end up murdering eachother or kissing passionately, place your bets

posted 1 month ago

even the goat meiy wouldnt fix that team

posted 1 month ago

not really he's doing better now

posted 1 month ago
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