this guy gets it
Country: | Ukraine |
Registered: | December 4, 2023 |
Last post: | May 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM |
Posts: | 404 |
“Are you ready for your aiming lessons?”
Leo gulps
Derke breathes heavily
Alfajer nods nervously
“Yes, benjyfishy” they say in unison
After years of drought and famine in my humble nation, today the curse has been broken. I saw Yay descend from the heavens and bless our land with the gift of rain. My crops have flourished, my animals have prospered and my hunger is no more. Gone are the days of suffering. From this day I will worship Yay for the rest of my life in return for him gracing me with his presence.
lowkey i mog u any day of the week
some thoughts are inside thoughts, hope this helps
Come on grandpa, its time to go back to the group home
Sentinels have nothing on NRG. The holy couple of crashies and victor are the most goated duo. Tekkenz could never beat two players that are so harmoniously intertwined with eachother, two players that have been with eachother so long that they share the same mind and thoughts. They dance around the battlefield and simultaneously 1 tap everyone. Don't get me started on Ethan, with his massive brain and the best IGL aim in Americas. Even johnqts peak moments could never compare to Ethan's lowest. He miraculously understands every single map flawlessly, able to craft the perfect composition with Chet that match his player's comfortability as well as totally owning the Sentinels comp. Ethan could lead a team of 4 bums no one's ever heard of to victory against Sentinels. That's how good he is. And if you thought that was a lot, wait until Sentinels have to encounter Jesus Christ's reincarnate, Demon1. He can walk on water. He can turn water into wine, and when he's feeling generous he summons bread for the poor and hungry. Demon1 could have his eyes closed and he would win a 1v1 against zekken any day of the week. Demon1 would trample zekken like an ant. Sentinels have nothing on NRG.
you support the biggest snake in the scene 🐍🐍
what is yalls obsession with peoples weight
Sentinels have nothing on NRG. The holy couple of crashies and victor are the most goated duo. Tekkenz could never beat two players that are so harmoniously intertwined with eachother, two players that have been with eachother so long that they share the same mind and thoughts. They dance around the battlefield and simultaneously 1 tap everyone. Don't get me started on Ethan, with his massive brain and the best IGL aim in Americas. Even johnqts peak moments could never compare to Ethan's lowest. He miraculously understands every single map flawlessly, able to craft the perfect composition with Chet that match his player's comfortability as well as totally owning the Sentinels comp. Ethan could lead a team of 4 bums no one's ever heard of to victory against Sentinels. That's how good he is. And if you thought that was a lot, wait until Sentinels have to encounter Jesus Christ's reincarnate, Demon1. He can walk on water. He can turn water into wine, and when he's feeling generous he summons bread for the poor and hungry. Demon1 could have his eyes closed and he would win a 1v1 against zekken any day of the week. Demon1 would trample zekken like an ant. Sentinels have nothing on NRG.
don't talk down on my goat oderus like that
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just look at his first few posts. he's not baiting he's just impaired
cloud9 are the best team in the world you guys just don't understand
you are all braindead and should leave this forum forever, SEN is the worst NA team (even LEV farmed them)
when are you announcing your new relationship?
This is only 1% of his brainpower. vlr will vanish the moment ace gamer decides to fully utilise his brain
i dont think tenz has entire tiktok accounts dedicated to hating on him but yeah
the amount of hate yay gets is incredible bro some people have no life. i dont really care about him or bleed but ppl who dedicate their lives to hating on one guy need to go touch grass
well if no one wants to play those maps then clearly riot has something to fix no?
FNS has passed away from old age. Thousands come to his funeral to honor him. Saadhak shows up in a wheelchair to pay respects to his old rival. The funeral attendant tells Saadhak to open the casket to say goodbye. He opens the casket but only a note is left. "I'm not dead. I rotated B. Get owned." Saadhak yells at Aspas to go grab his Operator.
they'll either end up murdering eachother or kissing passionately, place your bets
not really he's doing better now