super high bar to outdo an arthritis maxxer

his pep talk to his team right after losing to TL was pretty much him begging to his team to play better. this team is gonna be swapping players mid split 1 fa sho, it is beyond doomed

For any viewers or even pros that are planning to head to Toronto for the next Masters, please consult this guide:

• Avoid the TTC unless risk getting trolled (stabbed)
• Tim Hortons is mid but is literally everywhere, so if you’re planning on trying it for the first time, get an ice cap (can be flavored), a farmers wrap, and an apple fritter donut and don’t listen to what anyone else says
• Avoid Jane & Finch at all costs
• Avoid PIZZA PIZZA unless you’re eating it the second it’s out the oven, that restaurant chain is the biggest mistake that’s come out of Canada
• Maple leafs are an urban myth in downtown, please do not ask why you can’t find any

GENERAL FACTS

• No Drake is not the Mayor of Toronto
• Yes the Toronto slang is very much real especially downtown for teens and ppl in their low 20s, please do not laugh at it
• If you see a hockey fan then they’re probably racist
• If you see someone rep a Canadian flag in downtown Toronto then they’re probably a tourist
• The CN Tower is really big
• Canada’s KKK frequent Bloor st but live in Richmond Hill
• PG Clucks is so good

I’m blanking now

once this agent bombs you already know Riot is gonna make the dashes the signature

• her rewind reverts her space taken, this is obviously brain dead for a duelist with dashes especially in pro play, can still die during the ability
• her dashes are predictable straight from the get go, 1st dash forces the 2nd dash immediately after, less time to pull out your gun if caught, also isn’t the signature ability so you gotta pay to use your fucking gap closer every single round (big)
• worse site engage than Jett (updraft dash smoke for cover hard clears in comp play) and Raze (covers way more distance, less predictable)
• has a molly that deals no damage, only a weird form of CC that doesn’t actually prevent the enemy from getting the first shot off with 100% accuracy (literally does not work vs OP btw)
• site wide shitty cc ult on a duelist who’s kit is already lackluster when it comes to actually being a duelist is stupid, lazy, and unrewarding especially since it costs 8 orbs

400 successful billionaires

why’d it send me a link to an ad

https://youtu.be/Qb6YPItchcE?si=5Xcr_Ump65E1C_M5

I’ve seen enough

Jawgemo created Valorant

I want JAWGEMO on my team

but how insane would that be

KING BOOOOOOB!!!!!

I was cheering for G2 the entire tourney and even tho they lost I’m still so happy on how good the series is I think something broke in me lmaooooo. thank god I don’t gamble that shit was so fucking peak, peak val is actually back ❤️❤️❤️

nothing I said is untrue though, he’s always NA 1st, petty jealously is beneath him

he always supports NA in internationals. he cheered for EG in Tokyo even tho his team got dick slapped by them that led them failing to qualify to Tokyo and Champs, and now he’s been cheering for G2 despite being on SEN.

telling leaf he’s got the next one after the entirety of his org and players were cheering against G2, im never flaming bro again https://x.com/zellsis/status/1896253226678411754?s=46&t=KE1tSZ9z1srMutPCCsT3xw

I get what u mean now dw

but Demon1 definitely was good? Great even? I swear sometimes people phrase Tokyo Demon1 like he was some kinda anchor it’s so brain dead lol.

literally how did this become a real take. Demon1 was 9th rated in Tokyo, upgraded to 7th in playoffs and 5th if you take out the 3-0 GF loss. Demon1 played great in Tokyo lol.

No T1 did the correct play, giving Jawgemo ANOTHER two iso duels is insane over just stacking together, especially since he has Yoru ult. Meteor just got outplayed and BuZz got insta head tapped

taking advantage of the pressure like that is crazy, Meteor got played

If he didn’t throw a fake tp he loses it. Meteor immediately checked the fake tp sound queue literally the millisecond Jawg swung and 1 tapped BuZz. I thought that was sick as fuck.

this narrative doesn’t work when like half of G2 players play to trade Jawgemo in like 99% of all site takes and retakes. Jawg is being used more like a dog on Yoru than on Raze lol

the reunion will happen one day, it’s written in stone

Champs LA grand final… EG stocks just went up big…

top 3 NA history? top 3 all time?

honestly if anything, G2 has to be the most “fuck our duelist” ass team ever, their strats treat Jawg like a literal human drone the way he has to force finding info 24/7. 0 awping as well.

his team made him a sova drone for every single map of the series, that’s like their whole comp idea with him, they did not play around him to carry lol

how is he capable of almost always showing up when his team needs him most? I talked about it before like two weeks ago how he’ll play mid in a map but will always start showing up heavy in the final few rounds to secure the win, and he literally took that take and juiced it up on roids into an entire gf series. map 2 he played like dookie, then he progressively gets better and better for maps 3, 4, and 5 when leaf is choking and his team needs him to carry.

he did pretty much the same thing too in his champs, he played a great tournament there but decided to go full on super man best game of his entire career aggro diffing the ultimate aggro team in the grand final to pull out the biggest duelist diff of the year.

What is the science behind this? is it split personality? is he the best in handling pressure in no matter lobby he’s in?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

NO WAY she’s denying that clip

woke up to a great day of finding out that JohnQT’s about to catch a suspension from VCT and that SEN’s year is already over before Split 1. N bomb joke in front of 100k+ viewers I mean come on man.

yeah bro i called it

this is the worst event of all time. every match has been incredibly boring outside of like a few decent maps and most upsets have been one-sided stomps because of dumb trolling. it’s actually insane how this event has a record breaking amount of viewers because this lan has SUCKED

almost forgot about N4RRATE and zekken falling off the map together, might be the funniest clip of the year already

XD

nats shitting on SEN, EDG world champs mental booming vs T1 on Bind, VIT EU’s sacred super team complete flop vs T1, T1 Sylvan 1v5 ace, JohnQT finger wave disaster, T1 Meteor 1st round ace on Bind, G2 Yoru spam masterclass, EDG CHICHOO masterclass, G2 trent masterclass, SEN winless, I can go on

for sure better than Madrid, can’t recall a single Shanghai playoff match besides the 100T flop, and it’s only slightly better than Champs 2024 playoffs

cope? this playoffs has been the best since champs 2023

Shanghai cheered more for a GENG win 💔

these fucking racists man CHEER FOR A G2 ROUND WIN BANGKOK, YALL ARENT KOREAN WTF?

oh no they can, both those two upgraded the best

Split 1 isn’t Kick Off bro, LEV and MIBR are upgrading hard

G2
LEV
MIBR

come back when true

j0nggg must be in the negatives then iykyk ❤️

EG 3-1 PRX
SEN 3-2 GENG
G2 3-0 T1

?

the Yoru info tech has been doing wonders

T1 SHAKING LMAOO

G2 PLAYING THEIR OWN META WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEPING, SPAMMING YORU 24/7 PURELY TO GATHER INFO IS BROKEEEEEN!!! FUCK DUELISTS THEYRE ASS !!!

IVE WATCHED THIS TEAM BEFOOOOOOOREEEEEEE

PEAK EG DID THE SAME SHIT, G2 IS ACTUALLY THE SOUL OF EG, NA IS SAVEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD