my first act of motion is banishing fns to north sentinel island

yeah let’s downfrag king fucking bob about a minion fact because apparently you fuckheads know more about minions than me

all minions are black coded

I’m planning on attending Masters Toronto but I’m scared about getting racially assaulted by SEN fans over there because I’m black. I’ve read some now deleted stories about it on twitter and it’s honestly crazy af. Why is this shit still happening in 2025?

I am your king, bow before KING BOOOOOOOOB!!!!!

I’ll do you better

polish my shoes waterboy this team is under new management

revert it and you just found yourself an even worse list, congrats

NRG top 3 in ruining careers

fuck outta my team ✌️ 🤫

wdym?

1. G2
2. LEV
3. MIBR
4. KRU
5. 100T
6. C9
7. LOUD
8. NRG
9. EG
10. SEN
11. 2G
12. FURIA

Disagree = you harbor some sort of bias that’s perfectly ok.

KING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve never seen a pro player hated this much by the community I think ever

are you fucking kidding me man there’s no way you just grouped me with a bunch of chalk eaters. listen I’m the one that’ll oversee all operations, everything has to go through me, king bob must be king

I gotta be the biggest zekken defender

Greatest h2h in all of esports?

he’s obviously talking about himself too cmon bro 😎

I’m saying if SEN copy G2’s Yoru spam then that’s just the right move unless zekken starts learning Yoru

NRG

first time I’ve reported a comment

KING BOOOOOOB!!!!!

bang better, but if SEN take the G2 Yoru pill then zekken should be the one getting benched to preserve the comps

mada filler season it is what it is

king mada and sir ethan will carry the washed up waiting to retire lovebirds with the power of the Brawktagon

new sen vlog

super high bar to outdo an arthritis maxxer

his pep talk to his team right after losing to TL was pretty much him begging to his team to play better. this team is gonna be swapping players mid split 1 fa sho, it is beyond doomed

For any viewers or even pros that are planning to head to Toronto for the next Masters, please consult this guide:

• Avoid the TTC unless risk getting trolled (stabbed)
• Tim Hortons is mid but is literally everywhere, so if you’re planning on trying it for the first time, get an ice cap (can be flavored), a farmers wrap, and an apple fritter donut and don’t listen to what anyone else says
• Avoid Jane & Finch at all costs
• Avoid PIZZA PIZZA unless you’re eating it the second it’s out the oven, that restaurant chain is the biggest mistake that’s come out of Canada
• Maple leafs are an urban myth in downtown, please do not ask why you can’t find any

GENERAL FACTS

• No Drake is not the Mayor of Toronto
• Yes the Toronto slang is very much real especially downtown for teens and ppl in their low 20s, please do not laugh at it
• If you see a hockey fan then they’re probably racist
• If you see someone rep a Canadian flag in downtown Toronto then they’re probably a tourist
• The CN Tower is really big
• Canada’s KKK frequent Bloor st but live in Richmond Hill
• PG Clucks is so good

I’m blanking now

once this agent bombs you already know Riot is gonna make the dashes the signature

• her rewind reverts her space taken, this is obviously brain dead for a duelist with dashes especially in pro play, can still die during the ability
• her dashes are predictable straight from the get go, 1st dash forces the 2nd dash immediately after, less time to pull out your gun if caught, also isn’t the signature ability so you gotta pay to use your fucking gap closer every single round (big)
• worse site engage than Jett (updraft dash smoke for cover hard clears in comp play) and Raze (covers way more distance, less predictable)
• has a molly that deals no damage, only a weird form of CC that doesn’t actually prevent the enemy from getting the first shot off with 100% accuracy (literally does not work vs OP btw)
• site wide shitty cc ult on a duelist who’s kit is already lackluster when it comes to actually being a duelist is stupid, lazy, and unrewarding especially since it costs 8 orbs

400 successful billionaires

why’d it send me a link to an ad

https://youtu.be/Qb6YPItchcE?si=5Xcr_Ump65E1C_M5

I’ve seen enough

Jawgemo created Valorant

I want JAWGEMO on my team

but how insane would that be

KING BOOOOOOB!!!!!

I was cheering for G2 the entire tourney and even tho they lost I’m still so happy on how good the series is I think something broke in me lmaooooo. thank god I don’t gamble that shit was so fucking peak, peak val is actually back ❤️❤️❤️

nothing I said is untrue though, he’s always NA 1st, petty jealously is beneath him

he always supports NA in internationals. he cheered for EG in Tokyo even tho his team got dick slapped by them that led them failing to qualify to Tokyo and Champs, and now he’s been cheering for G2 despite being on SEN.

telling leaf he’s got the next one after the entirety of his org and players were cheering against G2, im never flaming bro again https://x.com/zellsis/status/1896253226678411754?s=46&t=KE1tSZ9z1srMutPCCsT3xw

I get what u mean now dw

but Demon1 definitely was good? Great even? I swear sometimes people phrase Tokyo Demon1 like he was some kinda anchor it’s so brain dead lol.

literally how did this become a real take. Demon1 was 9th rated in Tokyo, upgraded to 7th in playoffs and 5th if you take out the 3-0 GF loss. Demon1 played great in Tokyo lol.

No T1 did the correct play, giving Jawgemo ANOTHER two iso duels is insane over just stacking together, especially since he has Yoru ult. Meteor just got outplayed and BuZz got insta head tapped

taking advantage of the pressure like that is crazy, Meteor got played

If he didn’t throw a fake tp he loses it. Meteor immediately checked the fake tp sound queue literally the millisecond Jawg swung and 1 tapped BuZz. I thought that was sick as fuck.

this narrative doesn’t work when like half of G2 players play to trade Jawgemo in like 99% of all site takes and retakes. Jawg is being used more like a dog on Yoru than on Raze lol

the reunion will happen one day, it’s written in stone