Is that puppet from a terror movie
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Last post: | May 31, 2024 at 7:21 AM |
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Way better than the 3rd ep from The Last Of Us
Just gives this one to her:
You: "Você vai dormir fora?" (Are you going to sleep outside?)
Her: "Não, por quê?" (No, why?)
You: "E esse coxão aí?" (And what about this big/sexy thigh?)
The word "Coxão" means 'big/sexy thigh', but the phonetics are really close to "Colchão" which means 'mattress', creating a
double meaning 👀... but don't forget to SAY everything in PORTUGUESE (of course), so she'll think you're a maniac
Okay... you got me cuz you broke my expectations for real
LMFAO
nah... 23h58, e ainda dá 1h30 pra limpar a mão e pegar o famoso combo (Salgadinho/Chips + Refri/Energético)
Bruh... you're pathetic
Was on a call with saadhak rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, potter and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called saadhak and saadhak yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to Saadhak, "Leaf clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.
🥰🥰🥰
Feel that you're loved it's greatful
Thank you buddy <3 S2
agr que eu percebi que o teu nome é CATACLISMA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
aleatóriozaço mano
Okay... now I see who're the truly friends 😭
Cara, o Less foi IGL o playoffs todo do VCT Americas e foi amassando a rapaziada, agr que ele perdeu pela primeira vez (O QUE É NORMAL PRA KRL), os cara querem tacar hate no mlk...
Pelo amor de Deus, deixa o cara ganhar experiência véi, nem sempre as coisas dão certo em 100% do tempo.
Caralho supernova, tu era daora e lúcido antes e agr virou baiterzinho de merda??
Para que ta feio
Bro is mad for nothing LMFAO
chill bro, you're KEKWing yourself
I'm okay bout that... the focus was always in Champions + I love potter and EG, they're such a nice and respectful team
Props to EG & potter...
Played really good, and LOUD was clearly trolling a little bit doing dry peaks and going advantage rounds making 1v1s
LOL
So EMEA is REALLY the farmers league 💀💀
In LOUD vlogs, they showed in some episodes the riot employees scanning pros peripherals
check any Valorant franchised team vlog and you'll see 🤗
Blud thinks that NA vs BR still exists in International tourneys
This only exist in AMERICAS league
Nah, they just played better... RIOT do a anti-cheat scan in each pro peripherals to make sure they're not cheating (The PC's are built by RIOT itself, so they don't do scan in it)
Imagine someone who was a fan of Lil Pump LMFAO
HOLY MOLLY
QWERTYY WITH EG FLAIR????
HOW MUCH TIME DID I SLEPT???
3 bars -> settings -> Change Flair -> Choose one flair and click "Set Flair" -> Done.
You fill stars from posting (if you get a lot of upvotes, specially when you start a new thread, you fill it faster)
Ficou monstruosamente daora... compraria sem pensar 2x
I think that LOUD, NRG and EG seed are going to be decided in which place they're gonna be at Masters, no one is "locked" yet
personally, I would read just for a little context
babysasuke baits are kinda funny, but xD1LL4N isn't funny at all and gamr is racist 💀
I legit can't remember what was it...
little help please? 😅
In a discussion, who would you downfrag?
Would you even read their statements or go straight to downfrag them instantly? 🤔
Holy crap... Why did you put this back on main page?
demon1 = aspas
boostio < saadhak
c0m < cauanzin
ethan > tuyz
demon1 is really awsome, but aspas is just in another level bro - demon1 <<<<<< aspas
boostio vs saad is ok
c0m vs cauanzin is ok, I would just put more 2 or 3 "<"
I would say that Ethan and TuyZ are equal - Ethan = TuyZ
jawgemo > less
Bro... 💀💀💀💀💀💀 - jawgemo <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Less
George Geddes v not being an asshole and sexist
LMAO
Acels or incel?
jk... I have neutral thoughts about him, but he's ok overall
Actually they don't want APAC and AMERICAS teams shiting more on Shitmea teams
Mano, as mulheres que batem com essa descrição são as "gostosinhas" que normalmente são saco de treinamento de boxe de bandido, mas ainda assim existem um bom número de exceções. Demonstra o interesse, mas sem se "jogar" tanto, que daí essas metem o pé logo de cara... mas vc (e elas, logicamente) tem que ser atraídos pelo caráter um do outro, sem pensar em aparência...
no geral, deixa de ser incel q ta tudo certo
How the "El Classico" could be cringe lil bro?
It's ALWAYS banger matches
nah... that's just Yinsu crying about babysasuke, but it's not in vlr.gg 💀💀