hanafuuji
Country: International
Registered: February 4, 2023
Last post: August 3, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Posts: 5993
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all I know is both of these teams qualifying for playoffs that's all, fuck shitMEA

posted 9 months ago

EMEA is a fraud after all

posted 9 months ago

PRX 2-0 KRU
the map is pearl and lotus

posted 9 months ago

😡💢

posted 9 months ago

yes bruh, of course masters is important, it's a fucking international event

posted 9 months ago

I can't see it tbh, like when it comes to PRX 2nd place curse @ champions it's understandable they had liquid and got upsetted by LEV, but EG groups is just too easy for them, none of the teams in their gorups stand a chance

posted 9 months ago

yeah but EG is infinitely better than the rest of the team

posted 9 months ago

like SURELY eg making it out of groups, their group is soooo easy for them

posted 9 months ago

the cope is real

posted 9 months ago

is group A, KRU, EDG, and PRX in the same group is crazy

posted 9 months ago

the cope is real 💀💀💀

posted 9 months ago

LMAO I feel bad for u bro

posted 9 months ago

they gonna get rekt by a LATAM team once again xdd

posted 9 months ago

LIQUID
NAVI
DRX
LOUD

AHAHAHA HOLY THIS GROUP IS STACKED

posted 9 months ago

you can actually block user on the bettervlr extension, ngl it's pretty useful

posted 9 months ago

NRG and LOUD shouldn't be in the same group because they are from the same region

posted 9 months ago

it's the pools not groups, teams from the same pool cannot be in the same group

posted 9 months ago

I got it from sliggy bruh 😭😭😭

posted 9 months ago

they would get seeded to the next group, only EMEA can have two EMEA teams in the same group

posted 9 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-Xi1vpjuLgXBvWHTm7t6YqY_ajg2V9Ax
it's happening after this current LEV vs KRU match

the pool is gonna be like this btw

  • Pool 1
    PRX, TL, EG, FNC
  • Pool 2
    NRG, DRX, FUT, EDG
  • Pool 3
    LOUD, T1, GIA, BLG
  • Pool 4
    KRU/LEV, ZETA, NAVI, FPX

a group like

PRX
EDG
LOUD
NAVI

is possible, and if that happens would be wild ngl

posted 9 months ago

im gay and im the funniest ppl on earth nt lil bro

posted 9 months ago

bro just said "100 countries" 💀💀💀

posted 9 months ago

All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his sheriff and one clicks people in the side of the head. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....0.3 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

I bet this kid doesn't even play Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen yay popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 0.3 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.

this is why aspas and derke are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.

posted 9 months ago

lazzu did nottu supikku ingrishu desu

posted 9 months ago

bro did NOT want to get dropped, holy bro has been stepping up in LCQ

posted 9 months ago

at least she apologized bruh that's what I meant

posted 9 months ago

TL, LOUD, and EDG in the same group is fucking filthy, RIP ZETA I guess

posted 9 months ago

it's weird for her to apologize for what she believe to be facts
she probably only apologize because she doesn't wanna taint jakee's career
but oh well

posted 9 months ago

bro riot is not gonna investigate anything jakee shouldn't be punished at all from this

posted 9 months ago

oh hell nah don't compare me to that dog

posted 9 months ago

ty saar

posted 9 months ago

wtf is randi rona

posted 9 months ago

best team itw wdym 🗿

posted 9 months ago

yea yea I edited it cuz I forgot about that part

posted 9 months ago

no because they're from the same league I would assume, only EMEA would have two teams from their region in the same group because they have 5 teams in the tournament

posted 9 months ago

they used to do that in 2021, they don't it for 2022 though, I hope they bring it back for 2023

posted 9 months ago

last year there's like a VCT POINTS system so it also take accounts regional standings of their respective league
idk about this year though

posted 9 months ago

oh shoot yeah

posted 9 months ago

I'm talking about the pool for group stage
assuming the pool is based off of international event placements and ZETA and KRU would take the last two spots from LCQ:

Pool 1:
FNC, EG, PRX, EDG
Pool 2:
TL, NRG, DRX, BLG
Pool 3:
FUT, LOUD, T1, FPX
Pool 4:
NAVI, KRU, ZETA, GIA

posted 9 months ago

nt pinoy u ain't jinxing nobody ZETA clears secret

posted 9 months ago

I think they're gonna have their own league next year, no official announcement yet tho

posted 9 months ago

next year CS2 major is going to be in shanghai: https://www.hltv.org/news/36689/sources-valve-targets-shanghai-for-second-2024-major

Riot needs to held masters in china too next year, with all the momentum of the game releasing this year and stuff, it would be wild.

posted 9 months ago

wdym bruh he's already got his visa for champs dw

posted 9 months ago

a rubber room

posted 9 months ago

.

posted 9 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 9 months ago
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