2023:
Sykko-one of the worst coaches in the world highered d0phhh put sacy on smokes and pancada on sentinel, got fired mid season
Dephhh-worst player itw, trash igl, forced sacy on smokes and pancada on sentinel so his mediocre igling could be 'better', was so bad he retiered mid season and marved was a better igl than him
Ayrin-got fucked by his coaches, actually was a decent igl with a ton of potentional in the roster (texture, monyet LF) but got fucked with having skrossi on jett every game
BcJ-signed to EG to play smokes (mind you he was a top 3 initator at champs and carried his team with cryo and zekken to 6th), benched for not being good enough at the role THEY FORCED HIM TO PLAY
Cryo-was put on 100frauds, horrible igling and coaching and didnt look like he knew how to play the map on the attack side
Zekken-somehow managed to look good but was being dragged down by his team

2024
Sykko-head of m80
Dephhh-head of m80 counterstrike
Ayrin-retired, living the happy life
BcJ-looks amazing playing for m80 with extreme chance to win ascenion
Cryo-qualed to shanghai, diffed aspas, looks like 2022 him is back, is a god on other agents besides jett
Zekken-won madrid, looks like top player itw, finally has a good team behind him

us 13 men

I miss bro, wish he came back and streamed, those streams before he dipped were some of the funniest shit ive ever watched

Koi

In Tokyo Leo was blatantly cheating on Split vs EG (this round https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG485ChbqiY ),

The goat has returned. GG Loud

WERE GOING TO SHANGHAI BABY

-vanity (role issues)
switch runi to igl
+jakee (smokes)

We almost lost to team liquid MOTHER FUCKING TEAM LIQUID. Idk how this team is the same as last year, i think its chalked for us ngl

played sova on breeze, came from cod and didnt realize run n gun didnt work till like my 5th game

massive bandwagon d rider, cried when they didnt make playoffs. probably posted a thread that they need to cut sacy/zellsis/kaplan

But mwzera isnt good with raze...
0.77 rating 0.69 kd 0.07 fkpr

Since joining Envy in 2021 and throughout 2022 in OPTIC, Yay went negative KD in ONLY 2/52 matches, which both took place at international events. During 2022 if yay has a non traded first death, Optic lost the round 78.95% of the time. When Yay got more than 16 kills per map (the average amount of kills per player is 15.2) Optic would win on average 4.75 more rounds than when he got less than 16 kills. Nobody in 2022 comes close, and the only person across 2023 that had more impact here than Yay was Jinggg (5.56 round won). Yays impact kills increased optics win chances 352% (next highest of the top team was 2023 Aspas at 339%)

blud cant read

in the leuage
kru are better
100t are better
lev are better
sen are better
loud are better
c9 are better
eg are better
nrg is toss up

dw ill be back when oxy drops 50

not me, but many had them 4/5 in americas

they went from 5/6 best team itw, almost beating loud with prime aspas at champs too getting stomped by qck phoenix https://www.vlr.gg/312803/loud-vs-edward-gaming-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r3

people predded them to not be as good as the year went on which turned out too be true, but i think they actually arent that bad. They only went out so early because of Aspas going crazy (which they still took too ot), Loud (who had just woken up) and EG (potter masterclass)

Bassicly ranked on how each team lived up to how they were epected to do. (only edg and fpx from china cus dont know any others):
Tier List:
HOLY SHIT WE WERE SO WRONG
Kru BBL Heretics GenG
Way better than expected
EG Fut KC PRX Talon
Better than expected
100T C9 Mates DRX DFM GE FPX
Same as expected
Lev MIBR Koi Secret
Worse than expected
Loud Sen Navi RRQ
Way worse than expected
Furia G2 Giantx Liquid T1 Bleed Zeta
What the fuck went wrong
NRG FNC Vitality EDG

LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD

everyday this becomes more and more true

when they beg rb to come back

bassicly he was walking down the street one day with his girl when some 'homies' came up to him and started rizzing up his girl. Keznit got mad that they mogged him and transformed into the true sigma by calling them the n word.

added :)

they dont have a coach theyre just that good

done

added

ok guys time to put in all the t2 and t3 coaches, send me the names

ty

me pls

they havent changed any of their shit since the beginning of 2023, so other teams caught on, and the new shit theyre trying out is trash

this you?
https://www.vlr.gg/247102/natus-vincere-vs-drx-valorant-champions-2023-group-stage-winners-d
https://www.vlr.gg/130690/funplus-phoenix-vs-drx-valorant-champions-2022-lr3
https://www.vlr.gg/130678/drx-vs-funplus-phoenix-valorant-champions-2022-ubqf

pujan mehta

nah bcj was a huge reason they made it as far as they did, he was actually like top 3 initator at champs

S Gaurdian Vandal
A Ghost Frenzy Phantom Ares
B Marshal Spectere Judge Operator Odin
C Classic Shorty Stinger
D Sheriff Bulldog
F Bucky

Look at my glorious king https://twitter.com/willminder/status/1744843988673184187
Only person in valorant to be in the top 20 3 times, with the highest being 3rd (on jett, not a chamber merchant). Since joining Envy in 2021 and throughout 2022 in OPTIC, Yay went negative KD in ONLY 2/52 matches, which both took play at international events. During 2022 if yay has a non traded first death, Optic lost the round 78.95% of the time. When Yay got more than 16 kills per map (the average amount of kills per player is 15.2) Optic would win on average 4.75 more rounds than when he got less than 16 kills. The only person across 2023 that had more impact here than Yay was Jinggg (5.56 round won). Yays impact kills increased optics win chances 352% (next highest of the top team was 2023 Aspas at 339%)

look at this fucking tomate

added the ones i didnt already have

crashies

bren with 1 hour no cameras no police

added

brother they didnt have a coach

sen v fnc
100t v ascend
kru v sen
optic v drx (go back and watch it, might be one of the games of all time)
prx v fnc
optic v loud (grand final)
fnc v loud
eg v fnc upper final
eg v prx upper final

done

meant to be atom, misspelled

after lev last year...im sorry brother but this guy onur MIGHT be the worst coach in any leauge the way he coached lev last year

hes already there at 5

done

yes lets not put the champion winning, coach of the year who litterally beat him in the most important game of his carear