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Last post: August 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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lowk asphalt 8 is THE best mobile car game ever

posted 4 days ago

nice try but my husband doesnt go negative 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

posted 1 week ago

they called jesus a false prophet too

posted 1 week ago

c9 never lose ever ever -_-

posted 1 week ago

"this guy" also hacked into riot headquaters to get the official vct script and he simply shares its contents with the ungrateful, they called jesus a false prophet too. so be careful buddy cause I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

posted 2 weeks ago

is the read too cold for ur liking

posted 3 weeks ago

CLOUD 9 THRUST A TIGHT WIN FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT

C9 go onstage worried and scared, they get bent over throughout map 1, aside from a few hero plays, C9 is a trainwreck, but in map 2, the bald light of immi's head reinvigorates C9, and the next game, my glorious king xeppaa loses 20kg, and plays the best hes ever played, Mitch's IGL is horrendous and usual but Xeppaa goes god mode and C9 is able to wrench map 2 from G2. In the final map, a C9 fan throws a brick at leaf's round ass head, knocking him clean out, and because there was already a tech pause for 3 hours in the last map, the game continues, and G2 without their hard carry, is as good as 2g. GG EZ, c9 win in a clean 2-1 series where they lay significant pipe into G2's behind

C9 2-1 G2

posted 1 month ago

CLOUD 9 POUND 2G INTO THE TRIASSIC ERA WITH A STORM OF FIERY LUST AND JUSTICE

c9 begin the game with a chill and lowkey 13-5 lead, and to give 2g a chance, Immi goes backstage and fucks with the lighting in order to trigger a tech pause, to charitably give 2g an opportunity to collect themselves and rethink their strategy. BUT, it is not enough, as C9 have their way with 2g in a passionate 13-7, CONTINUING THEIR STAGE 2 UNDEFEATED STREAK.

ez C9 2-0 2G

posted 1 month ago

CLOUD 9 CONTINUE THEIR UNDEFEATED RUN BY TAKING SENTINELS BY THEIR CHEEKS AND DELIVERING FIERY JUSTICE.

Xeppaa's mom cheers them on from the crowd, and after a disasterclass of mitch IGL, my glorious king xeppaa will be crowned the new 'In Game Leader' of the hit Esports 'Valorant' team, 'Cloud 9'. My glorious king will have his glorious way with the inglorious sentinels, yielding a clean 2 billion round lead, crushing sen, before going onto the next game

EZ: C9 2-0 LEN

posted 1 month ago

before the game, cloud 9 grabs yay by his size xxxxl shirt and throws him off a cliff to his demise, leaving EG a sitting duck. And with Mitches's IGLing, EG is supple & vulnerable to the complete domination that the c9 wolf pack consistently delivers in the arena

GG EZ
C9 2-0 EG

posted 1 month ago

THE GOATS OF VALORANT C9 RETURN ON PRIME FORM TO DOMINATE 2-0
not a single game goes into overtime, as furia take c9's dominance from behind, completely unprepared

posted 1 month ago

The dog is just hiding its strats for next season

posted 3 months ago

*after their win next season

posted 3 months ago

CANT GO ON AN UNDERDOG RUN WITHOUT LOSING A GAME ITS ALL PART OF THE PLAN

posted 3 months ago

100t loses to aspas and tears into the nrgussy for a clean 2-0 sending FNS into retirement once theyve taken his ability to walk, and the best team in the game goes on an underdog run to the grand finals where they beat g2 3-0 after their win against EG tomorrow

posted 3 months ago

CLOUD NINE WILL DOMINATE THE LOWER BRACKET, CLOUD 9 ARE THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOGS, AND TO CREATE THE GREATEST UNDERDOG STORY, YOU HAVE TO LOSE A GAME.

lentinels will get their comeuppance after C9 stomp evil penises on their road to their ultimate revenge match against G2 in the grand final like the prophecy said

posted 3 months ago

cloud9 just saving strats against g2 so they can properly dominate fnatic in the grand finals at toronto

posted 3 months ago

C9 3-2 G2

C9, after going on a lower bracket run that defied all expectations go into the game confident, theyve already lost to G2 before playoffs, but theyve been researching G2's strats and vods since that terrible day. C9 step onto the stage with a confidence only seen in the likes of Achilles, a confidence that rocks G2 to their core. Through sheer panic and fear of the phenomenal C9 roster, leaf burns 100 calories, before seating himself in the middle of his team, directly opposite his rival, mitch. C9's confidence is met with a powerful G2 out of the gate, as G2 pound C9 in the first game, a melancholy 13-8 to G2. C9 have always been slow to start and it seems as if this will be no different, so they keep their heads up high into the second game. However, even here, they are beaten resoundingly by G2 in a shocking 13-7. Wrought with fear at their impending defeat, Cloud 9 locks tf in and mitch unleashes his inner demon mode on G2, the IGL with an ACS of 375, dropping a 40 bomb in a close 14-12 overtime. The casters are shocked, and the world watches as Mitch inspires his team. As they leave the stage to prepare for game 4, he pats oxy on the back and in game 4, Oxy, revitalised, hops on his infamous reyna on icebox, to go 35-18, dominating G2 in a clean 13-10, the games are close, but G2 cant stop C9's warpath, as on lotus, C9 shock the world by going A every single attacking round, winning 11 out of the 12 rounds they do it. In that lost round, Xeppaa collapses on stage as he is going into cardiac arraest, who but Vanity, from the crowd comes up to take his place, he shakes the hands of his new teamates, puts his shades on, and proceeds to call the game of a lifetime with mitch, allowing c9 to go 2-10 in their defensive half take the cake 13-11 and beat g2 3-2. God bless jack etienne.

posted 3 months ago

Cloud nine after beating sen close in a reverse sweep, continue their generational lower bracket run, where their final adversary before they can get their revenge on G2, is MIBR. After a back and fourth on twitter, Aspas goes into the match tense, but Verno reassures him that they've already beaten C9. However, while aspas naps, C9 plot, their machinations go from paper to server, as they dominate game 1, LIBR is stunned, btu gain figments of composure before they are untimely beaten 13-10. Onto the next game on pearl, C9 opens and wins their bonus, however, after a timeout from whoever MIBR's coach is, MIBR is able to win their eco, and after a tough brawl, close out the game 13-9. Onto Icebox, C9's best map, which they beat sen on 13-6 on the game prior, C9 go B every round, and through hero plays by Xeppaa whos been on life game after life game since they beat EG, and Mitch's genius, C9 captures the hearts of the audience and the world, and beats MIBR 15-13 in an intense overtime, culminating in vic getting and opening 2k, and Oxy mowing down 2 more with the classic Oxy odin carry, C9 take the next game in their epic tale of becoming the best team in valorant's history.

C9 2-1 MIBR and god weeps as even he knew that no one, not even aspas, could stop the warpath C9 is on

posted 3 months ago

C9 2-1 SEN

after losing map 1 in a crushing fashion, and one game from defeat, the world gasps as they see cloud 9 beaten. Beaten but not dead, as cloud 9 proceed to struggle game 2 away from sen in a majestic 15-13 overtime that sees OXY go the distance, and mitch win a 2v1. Game 3 sen attempts to bring themselves back into the game as their mental is shattered after choking game 2, however it simply isnt good enough, while they make a strong lead, with a 4-0, Immi takes the timeout of the century and delivers the strategy of the century that makes mini, chet, and oppenheimer shiver. C9 takes the next 12 rounds, trips slightly and allows SEN to take a couple more, before ultimately delivering the final blow with a 4k from vic, where C9 win 12-6, 2-1, reverse sweep, and god breathes a sigh of relief after seeing the goats of tier 1 continue their generational lower bracket run

edit: G2 roster get drafted and they pickup C9s roster n win champs ez

posted 3 months ago

Cloud 9 resumes their lower bracket run after falling to sen, to pound kru into submission and get 1 game closer to their destinies of being carved into the valorant hall of fame as the greatest team to ever grace the server

posted 3 months ago

c9 being in the lower bracket gotta be one of the best jokes ive heard this year

posted 3 months ago

sen loses to the the best team in the game right now and tears into the nrgussy for a clean 2-0 sending FNS into retirement once theyve taken his ability to walk

posted 3 months ago

CLOUD9 2-0 IN AN IMMI-MITCH LIFE GAME WHERE LENTINELS CANT EVEN GET OUT OF THEIR SPAWN BECAUSE OF THE SHEER BRAIN POWER AND STRATEGIC MACHINATIONS THAT C9 BRINGS TO THE TABLE

c9 are yet to not make a lan and this year will be no different as we see them soar to push the boundaries of what it really means to be the undisputed goats of valorant for the fith year running

posted 3 months ago

dont let the downvotes discourage u king

posted 4 months ago