goosemachine
Flag: New Zealand
Registered: May 1, 2024
Last post: July 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Posts: 74
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genuinely some of the best valorant content in a while LOL

posted 2 months ago

I agree but we good off lando LOL

posted 2 months ago

you got that trifecta of mid get well soon brother

posted 2 months ago

sports and esports only not in order just when they come to mind
arsenal fans
tottenham fans
paper rex fans
virat kohli fans overall
GSW fans
s1mple fans
steelers fans
candiens fans
weibo gaming fans

posted 2 months ago

shoutout ohnepixel or whatever

also great breakdown I agree with this

posted 2 months ago

cant believe for most of 2025 people genuinely said something > jingg

posted 2 months ago

you are a real human being please be more conscious with the decisions you make

posted 2 months ago

please tell me your last name honestly there is no harm I just want to see something

mine is Gooseman

posted 2 months ago

this is not hate towards people who wear glasses I personally wear glasses so please take this lightly i know how some of yall are

posted 5 months ago

how is this league completely run by turkish

posted 5 months ago
  1. BerLINglazer
  2. Trump

in that order of importance

posted 5 months ago

wo0t entry solo duelist gimmick has been going on for two and a half years, he might be the actual potential man holy shit

posted 5 months ago
  1. wo0t (idk bruh surely he cant be washed at 19)
  2. Stax and Buzz (the uncs are not done yet)
  3. kiNgg (LEV winning champs)
posted 5 months ago

yeah your kinda right but that is my current path for the forseeable future, teaching as a career is pretty damn good these days so its a good choice

posted 5 months ago

im looking to get my masters or at least honours in my field and go from there, unfortunately getting a bio bachelors is usually not a gateway to a job but a gateway to another degree, but when you get your second degree your in good shape job wise, compsci I cannot say the same lol.

posted 5 months ago

not a bad take

posted 5 months ago

I am 6,3 without shoes buddy ol pal and the last part is a reference

posted 5 months ago

2nd year biosci on a biochem track, its the best uni I can promise you

posted 5 months ago

hot take but if your like 6,3 (heh like me) whyre you dating a girl 5,2 or below, shit is just weird bro like you cant fuck that lil ass dawg

posted 5 months ago

it is really just based on how you play the game, if you are like me and try to go from nothing to something (snowballing) by winning gunfights and ratting you can very quickly aquire top gear, but then of course if you dont get that top gear you can be stuck at the bottom for a long while trying to hit it big, or then maybe your in a group of like 4 and you guys go to cargo ship or oil and loot the locked crates you can get AK but there is prep involved and risk, and then there is always crafting AKs which no one really does because it takes a very long while to get and the odds you get raided in the night after grinding are pretty high lol. this is kinda the main reason why rust is fun because there are many different ways to play, you can even RP which is pretty chill

posted 5 months ago

UoA yeah

posted 5 months ago

gold in rocket league, isnt that a mouseless game??

posted 5 months ago

I am from northland but living in auckland for uni

posted 5 months ago

the ATK A9 is the 35 dollar chinese clone you retard

posted 5 months ago

ive tried a zero before in soft and it wasnt my style, i might cop a raiden mid but i know i will get worse at siege and val + i dont have money for superstrike lol

posted 5 months ago

gwolves... have a blessed night brother

posted 5 months ago

i have large hands so ill have to investigate if they are right for me but ill definitely check them out for my next mouse

posted 5 months ago

9wanker

posted 5 months ago

also ive never tried LAMZU mouse are they like actually good?

posted 5 months ago

Hello, real quick question, are you from auckland or the rest of the country?

posted 5 months ago

damn i thought getting immo basically viper only is atleast somewhat impressive =(

posted 5 months ago

on the terra i used a claw-palm hybrid, on the other mouse just claw

posted 5 months ago

sensor from the olden times

posted 5 months ago

the v4 is out lebrobro

posted 5 months ago

on zowie rouge 2 mousepad, have used all of these for a considerable amount of hours. listen to me if you dont have a good razer or logitech mouse, otherwise just keep those lol
Teevolution Terra pro (previous mouse that i broke like an idiot super good might even rebuy)
ATK A9 ultimate (cheap superlight)
Pulsar X2 (legit any from this range are good just depends on hand size and grip)

credentials
immo 1 viper main
gm tank ow player
Champ in siege 1.2kd
elite rust snowballer

posted 5 months ago

My IRL last name is Gooseman, childhood nickname was goosemachine

posted 5 months ago

well hopefully owtv bring out their forums soon so i dont have to talk to the same 4 people everytime ow mentioned

posted 5 months ago

any match that viol2t is in will always be like this, he is just the meta breaking king that lowk makes the esport

posted 5 months ago

viol2t illari + shu ana gotta be illegal they are cooking the best team itw

posted 5 months ago

trash vs garbage

posted 5 months ago

this HAS to happen otherwise people will forget t3xture is really like that

posted 5 months ago

exactly LMFAO thanks for the pc upgrade pussies

posted 5 months ago

I got a little better odds than that actually but I cant believe they werent like -125 bro these bookmakers do NOT actually watch the esport lol

posted 5 months ago

made 2000 dollars from the GF match shit was free money, thank you studylink for this investment.

posted 5 months ago

just made 2000 dollars this shit was so obvious, thank you studylink for this investment.

posted 5 months ago

went from getting dropped by drx and sent to purgatory with TEC and haodong to major champion with ascension team, to bad for zest lol

posted 5 months ago

all I see currently is "waaaaa he used judge" "odin so broken unskiled rioto please fix" "outlaw cheese gun" genuinely go watch cs if you want to watch the same 3 guns every match. just nerf neon yoru and call it a day the different guns add parity in the gameplay

posted 5 months ago

not a single human cared about that tournament but the people competing, not that it wasnt a good performance and comeback, not that there wasnt stakes, not that didnt they beat top teams, not that the competition wasnt trying their hardest. it was truthfully that that shit aint mean nothing. a multi hour long reverse sweep grand final with big names got recap vids shorter than t2 bo1s and tweets equivilant to a Kc roster change, it was never going to truly matter.

posted 5 months ago

the only esport they deadass dont suck in is R6... respect to the fanbase that supports across games cause idk

posted 5 months ago

your him beast

posted 5 months ago
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