Yo Chronicle, my man, I just read your little âIâm gonna save Valorantâ manifesto, and I gotta sayâ bro really thinks heâs dropping some galaxy-brain wisdom about util, but all Iâm hearing is âIâm a pro, so Iâm right.â Bro, youâre on some next-level EGO TRIP with this one. You really think youâre the messiah of tac shooters âcause you dropped this half-baked idea about util recharges?
First off, youâre out here acting like youâre the Einstein of Valorant with your âtriangleâ theoryâshooting, util, teamplay, blah blah. Bro, youâre not dropping some TED Talk-level wisdom, youâre just stating the obvious and slapping a fancy label on it. âUtil overlaps too much.â No duh, genius, thatâs what makes Valorant, yâknow, NOT CS2! But then you come in with this trash idea of no recharge/cooldown on util except for smokers, and Iâm like⌠what? Youâre really trying to strip Valorant of everything that makes it unique?
Iâm sorry, bro, but who even asked you? Youâre out here acting like youâre some god-tier tac shooter guru with your no-recharge util idea, but letâs be realâyouâve been getting CARRIED your whole career, my guy. You were never the best player in the world, and now youâre trying to turn Valorant into a boring CS2 clone to cope with your mid-tier legacy? Nah, fam, Iâm calling you OUT. You should waste your time working on your aim, since there is no "Leo" to save you anymore.