would be really nice yeah, as long as they don't collide like masters toronto / austin major

Vet

awwww :(

meow :3

there is no 2026 ascensions that selects the 2027 teams. instead the best 2026 challengers teams will have a chance to qualify for champs directly. g2 is already part of tier 1 for 2026

pls don't, quit when you have the chance

grammar is defined by what people use. so if you are correcting people all the time and nobody agrees with you, that means your grammar is wrong

regular smirk is suggestive, cat smirk is just smug and confident

you won't even win one, you'll get one kill if you're lucky

then they aren't winning anything </3

why we posting AI slop on vlr

Laundry

i don't think you need as much proof as a criminal court case (firing doesn't end a life, life in prison pretty much does). but i'd say it requires more proof like a civil court case, which definitely needs the accuser to prove or show some evidence

i wish they won too, imagine the #1 ranked vs #16 ranked teams facing on friday

156 kills over two days and they’re eliminated

so is china stage 2

1.265306122448979591836734693877551020408163 repeating

literally gave up LMAOOOO

9-6 is not that big of a comeback

this and they can't ban accounts smurfing from immortal to bronze?

let's sue

aspas tried to flick halfway across his screen 😔

normally i’d make fun of cn but i hear true sadness in your voice

itll be like https://www.vlr.gg/490314/paper-rex-vs-team-liquid-valorant-masters-toronto-2025-r3-1-1/?game=217273

if they stopped abusing winning they would have gone out 0-2 in groups, toronto fluke

13-0
0-13
69-67

yeah all of china lmao

It's a skill check to see how teams are doing, maybe a tier above the vctscrims account. But it's not actually worth anything

BUMP

jawg's computer crashed, they said so before the series started

PRX can't face them until friday, at which point isn't every team going to stay for the weekend anyway

https://www.vlr.gg/542208/drx-vs-nrg-valorant-champions-2025-winners-c

do u know what "bombing out" means? how is 4th place "bombing out"?

yeah but if they beat TH they wouldn't have matched against PRX. they lost to 3 teams, of which 2 were fourth seeds, they just didn't perform well it's not luck

it can’t be, pretty sure

never seen a tech pause before?

the birthrate isn't low because nobody can find love, it's low because they don't want to have more than 1 kid. and yeah pls no

did you mean to send this yesterday?

"<mid team> i curse you"
mid team loses
"it's working"

good thing there’s more than one patman then

you forgot the vertical line on the "D"

cn needs to win </3

select * from players where peak_rank - curr_rank > 10
go through their trackers and ban
nobody at riot can do this?

well it depends on how much AI is used. maybe you just used it for translation or clarification, but usually it's people just generating the whole reply with GPT, in which case why am I even talking to you. Also it was relevant because the first comment asked you if the script was AI-generated, so the fact that your reply was AI-generated would make that much more likely

The 3 signs I look for in AI-generated responses:

• Em-dashes: you have two in your response
• "It's not just X, it's Y": extremely common in AI, you have it when you say "it wasn't just filler"
• Groups of 3 (or 5): while not a dead giveaway, AI loves odd-numbered groups, like your "FNS, Boostio, Ange1" list.

If anyone here wants to learn more about detecting AI here's the video I got this from:
https://youtu.be/9Ch4a6ffPZY?si=Qbb54d76Z9Fjq6Hg
Put the fries in the bag bro. Also you clearly edited the AI response to make it seem non-AI so why didn't you remove the emdashes?

Hyped

i agree and i’ll be watching him whenever he costreams, but i think a few days would be the sweet spot. the first few days of watching val esports is where the rush of comparing val vs cs is interesting. after that, i think it would get stale since he doesn’t really know the teams/people. and for cs fanatics, i think 2 weeks of skipping streams would be super boring and they might look for other streamers, unfollow, etc

i don’t think he’ll be spending literally two whole weeks streaming val… his audience will unironically leave him

same with SEN but that one is hilarious. they also ruined 0-8 china tho

why we bumping this bro, this post isn't even about emea