geospliced
Flag: Italy
Registered: August 1, 2023
Last post: August 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Posts: 7267
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Serial chokers but we still need to support them for being a fun team (and cute logo) 🄰

posted 3 weeks ago

I think 4th is a solid place to place them right now, what about you? šŸ˜„

posted 3 weeks ago

Thanks to Kaust for some discussion and insights

posted 3 weeks ago

Let’s talk about VCT CN, especially after every team in the EWC has lost today. What’s up with them? Are these teams really China’s best?

The answer is… not really.

  1. EDward Gaming
    The kings of China, whilst sailing into uncharted waters after the loss of S1Mon, remain the strongest and most reliable contender for international trophies. Who knows what they can do after zjc settles in to the squad.
  2. Bilibili Gaming
    The bitter rivals to EDG, BLG had triumphed over them in Stage 1 and proves to be a solid player on the global stage. BLG is able to play chaotic yet sound Valorant and keep up with top teams from other regions.
  3. Funplus Phoenix
    Having seen a downfall after their riveting 2024 season, FPX is back in stage 2 to grasp a coveted spot in Champions 2025. With BerLin back to lead and a new coach, FPX is looking to be once again one of the top teams in China.
  4. Wolves Esports
    Falling short to Fnatic in Toronto, Wolves managed to reach third place in their international debut, beating teams such as TH, GenG and RRQ. With excellent coaching and brilliant teamwork, Wolves is looking to be one of the top contenders in the region and their potential is truly unlimited.
  5. Trace Esports
    Trace, whilst having had a turbulent season so far, is still a contender for a champs spot and is capable of being a dominant regional team. They should be reminded that they once toppled the American first seed to secure a top 8 finish at Champions 2024.
  6. Dragon Ranger Gaming
    With Nicc moving on from IGLing and the team’s firepower increasing substantially, vo0kashu and SpiritZ1 can look to continue to challenge the top teams for a chance to stay in the VCT and defend their Ascension slot.
  7. Nova Esports
    After the departure of o0o0o and the arrival of monk, Nova looks to be a solid team that has every right to fight for their first international debut. GuanG and SWERL continue to be impressive players with the ability to frag when necessary. SWERL is the goat.
  8. Xi Lai Gaming
    XLG was once touted to be amongst the top flights of VCT CN, with immaculate team play and awesome execs. However, after the loss of YOU, everything went downhill as the absence of one of their most impactful players proved that sometimes, the loss of one is the loss of many.
  9. Titan Esports Club
    EDG’s ā€œretirement homeā€ houses Haodong, abo and AfteR, and looks to fulfill their expectations from the 2023 Evolution series. While they don’t seem to be beating any top teams like BLG anytime soon, they still look to be a solid low table team that can pull off an upset every now and then.
  10. Jingdong Mall JDG Esports
    Color me surprised because this team is actually not looking too shabby.
  11. TYLOO Esports
    slowly continues to trudge along in his career at a slow pace, despite being one of the more capable players in the region. It is truly a testament to how dysfunctional the team may seem to be at times despite possessing solid talents. May sword9 save us all.
  12. All Gamers
    The team with all the gamers yet they still manage to bottle every series they play. It is sad to see how little progress they’ve made but perhaps it’s just destined to be this way.
posted 3 weeks ago

EDG looked shite as well ngl

posted 3 weeks ago

Living in your head rent free I see šŸ˜…

posted 3 weeks ago

And how is that related to PRX?

posted 3 weeks ago

What is the beef between PRX and BLG?

posted 3 weeks ago

People having fun while playing a video game? Unacceptable 😔

posted 3 weeks ago

It was a highly respectable attempt

posted 3 weeks ago

Bro you’re the goat

posted 4 weeks ago

Because he intends to wash his opponents and take them for a spin or smth idk

posted 4 weeks ago

Hello Froggy šŸ‘‹

posted 4 weeks ago

Congrats!šŸŽ‰

posted 1 month ago

He's definitely not great but I don't think he's awful

posted 1 month ago

Well then that's just absolutely splendid!

posted 1 month ago

By your logic Boaster clears Boo by a magnitude 9.5 earthquake because not only did he lead his team to 2 back to back GFs they also won both of them.

posted 1 month ago

TEC 2-0 RRQ in a thrilling upset that has RRQ scratching their heads at why they can't beat a Chinese team.
or something like that if I was drunk on a rainy night in Stoke.
RRQ 2-0 TEC

posted 1 month ago

FPX losing that close Icebox game against TH

posted 1 month ago

It's just how it's destined to be

posted 1 month ago

Forgot to mention that the French make great sauces and poultry dishes. Still, we beat them hard in the grains and our pasta clear whatever pastry they whip up (macarons are overrated)

posted 1 month ago

They're different imo. Italian cuisine does an excellent job at bringing out the base flavors of the respective ingredients in a dish (ex. Carbonara) while French cuisine has imo more food science to it. I admire the different techniques the French have came up with to make highly intricate dishes and while I can't deny that I do love both cuisines very much, Italy takes this one because the competition is unfortunately, French.

Tbh I prefer French food

posted 1 month ago

If you could provide shelter to an abandoned animal, what would you want its name to be?

posted 1 month ago

Respect slowly he's like the second best thing to come out of that team after zjc

posted 1 month ago

I don't think it's fully revealed yet (because the Doors of Stone isn't done yet) but essentially wind is a very complex thing that does not have a single name to it but instead many. So its name changes on the perception of the wind itself. One of the names of the wind is

Aerlevsedi (I think)

posted 1 month ago

The Name of the Wind is one of the most compelling pieces of literature I have read and it's been hard to find a novel that matches the feeling it gave me.

posted 1 month ago

Masters Singapore
Masters Atlanta
Champions Chongqing

posted 1 month ago

Who is we?

posted 1 month ago

Maybe having TWO internal teams to run different kinds of scrims with

posted 1 month ago

Because RIOT has a franchising system (no open qualifiers to top tier tournaments), 3rd party top tier tourneys (with strong teams) only occur during the off-season and are not affiliated with the VCT.

posted 1 month ago

Rb <3

posted 1 month ago

Split and Breeze are imo the worst

posted 1 month ago

TEC is just EDG retirement home

posted 1 month ago

EDG wins it all

posted 1 month ago

Got the PRX Toronto correct but I have no recollection of making every other shitty pred here lol

posted 1 month ago

Way to stick a grenade up my ass while I’m down 😟

posted 1 month ago

Dear vlr community,

I am not ashamed to say this and so I request help from you, the vlr community I love dearly. Masters Toronto has gutted me as the way it has unraveled demolished my pick’ems, disqualifying me from obtaining the two Canada themed buddies. Due to personal reasons, these buddies were VERY important to me and I can feel naught but like a gutted anchovy at the result of this tournament. Feeling like crap over pixels on a screen is dumb but it is what it is.

Any words of condolence would be highly appreciated, goodnight vlr. Congrats PRX and stick a fork in me.

I am in shambles,
geospliced

posted 1 month ago

He's such a hit or miss I hope he hits today

posted 1 month ago

Kangkang is the goat

posted 1 month ago

Bro is mad that people playing a game are having fun

posted 1 month ago

Because he's playing a game and games are fun to play

posted 1 month ago

FINALS AT THE MERCEDES BENZ ARENA WOULD GO FIRE

posted 1 month ago

WOL 2-0 PRX siufatbb drops 32
FNC 2-1 G2 Boaster drops 38

posted 1 month ago

CHAMPIONS ATLANTA
#letsgoga

posted 1 month ago

He was seen at the HQ and stacking with EDG players

posted 1 month ago

Edward with hfmi is going to cook

posted 1 month ago
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