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| Flag: | Brazil |
| Registered: | September 7, 2024 |
| Last post: | August 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM |
| Posts: | 7307 |
Koalaboobs to navi to pay back EMEA for sending agent retardiis to NRG
demon1 with zekken narrate cryo aspas and keznit just invalidates you im sorry
hopefully SEN aura can overcome the 100T cuck energy like in the Avatar the last airbender finale and cleanse bang from that haram they do over there
inshallah bang is rid of his choke gene he will be good
whats NRG then? fossilized?
fitting since you have a t-rex looking 90 year old fenis on your team
you watching united drink goals?
how u gonna bottle a 2-0 lead at minute 30
actually filu is really good but i really hope m8 isnt gonna be playing iso lmfao
went from 5 french to 1 </3
atleast its my fav kadavra
natank the TRAITOR can go play with koalabot on navi
nasty shit
we want izzy he plays neon and raze
we dont need another niche duelist merchant like filu who just farms iso
di maria to isco
real ballers know the levels shown by dimaria in that one play
madrid fans before the game said they upgraded yuno
just need him to confirm kadavra
say m8 started a gofundme for xeus or izzy and we good
Crashies and vic are forming a retirement home LAN superteam for 2025 along with nismo and dephh
fenis joining midseason to replace jcstani whos just subbing in for now
THIS JUST IN!!!: DERKE WANTS TO PLAY WITH ANOTHER BALD PLAYER
VITALITY SACY
i dont speak c*talan i just like neymar
viva is a spanish word too! visca makes no sense here im referring to the people not the club
viva catalunya spanish only in name
they added a spanish player and went from contenders to frauds
u shoulda believed in barca esports
well you thought kpi was good so sadly cant rate your opinion that high
you didnt even rate VCL winner barca esports so just disgusting
there is also 0 rumor that if derke joins sayf would igl lol the only concrete evidence ive seen is that derke is open to joining but fnatic is making it difficult
cender clears that bum
if cender didnt IGL im sure hes still better than jampii too
weird rumors, esp since jampii doesnt even play duelist like that and sayf would have to igl so cant play duely
im going to hit 40k with 60hz before botster hits 30k with a alfajer duo
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/cinaquodut%234292/overview
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/FNATIC%20Boaster%231010/overview
WE BELIEVE IN YOU
how on earth is jampii a tier below the most consistent duelist since 2021
either you think derke is shit or youre delusional
its bc hes not getting traded by his shit team
VLR rating heavily favors mfs that get trades and get traded
its why Leo is such a statistical darling, he plays far back and is consistently getting trades
can you pls explain why you keep terrorizing sayf?
is this a personal beef or you just have to always ruin his rosters?
I speak for all vitality and liquid fans when i say you need to retire before you get a chance to reign terror on EMEA for another season
EMEA asuna
yeah hes def on a bandwagon, but on the other hand its time for the next jampii shitpost
rn hes playing flash ini cuz of his team but i used to see alot of senti and duelist of him too
and controller he just plays everything
he just reminds me of suyg0tsu a bit movement wise
i left at 19 but i got job
my mom left brazil at like 21
its not impossible but i wouldnt expect everyone to be as handsome smart and ambitious as myself, have to nerf myself by spending freetime trolling on vlr or id have no character flaws
#stayhumble
NA teams: our best players set records for highest ACS and rating in internationals!
BR teams: our best players are narcissistic cyber bullies
i know who represents me!
who tf wants to watch bigstic waddle onto stage lmfao
you had fucking enzo mistic and j0mpii last year rodent
kamo is better than all 3
keep him out of tier 1, theres a reason u bandwagoning VIT rn u know hes washed
LOL theyre gonna flop so hard nvm
i had faith before.keiko smokes and nats igl
this roster is better than you fuckers deserve tbfh
what other igl would they even sign
if kamo is close to signing then theyd need an emea init/igl
i just dk how good of an igl kristal is LMFAO, he could be ass
oh wtf
if theyre trialing kamo and kr1stal its a good team then
but they will be KKKK </3
why would they sign kamo they should just pickup two intitiators rn
is keiko leaving?
cant believe people rate xeppa in 2024
options r kinda mid now
i think they signed a head coach too late
vlr users when people actually talk about esports instead of blindly worshipping everyone
no echo chamber, no protection, no bias
10 pros that objectively need to retire from tier 1
1 j0mpii - roach
2 xeppa - terrorist
3 carpe - fossil
4 zellsis - vibes. merchant.
5 asuna - paycheck. stealer.
6 boaster - EMEA try not to import NA talent and actually use EMEA t2 to replace these geezers that are dropping stinkers, its 2024 if your igl is dropping 6 kills a map it doesnt matter how good his calling is
7 cned - let it go blud have u seen the turks we have
8 85% of franchised brazillian players
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