yay paid ludwig not to sign him bc of beef :(

holy garbage

im not even joking kaajak being a bottom 3 duelist in the league is correct

yall just meat ride to meat ride

stfu stop baiting retard youll never be cboomer

right message wrong messenger

https://www.vlr.gg/371281/fut-esports-vs-fnatic-champions-tour-2024-emea-stage-2-ubsf/?game=178857&tab=overview
i can pick like 50 of games like this where cned is a pure kitten on jett, and raze, and in general

but to save time, just watch valorant cned cant entry

hes only played 2 matches the last 60 days on jett u are n4rratard

7 FK is good

they both beat lev 13-0, but fut won 13-11 and leaf stinking like wet ass was the only notable thing

we exported to help demon1 tho, pretty much the same thing

ur narrarted not me

I can't wait for zander to watchparty masters 1, masters 2, and champs!

M8 standard is excluded we got champs and top 3 at every other event alr guaranteed

xeus made u change ur name and support vitality

retired happy meal merchant fan

i cant wait for fut to place 10th at every masters, NA WATCH OUT

he retired cboobs

hes much better at actually playing jett lol

jett is an entry agent, xeus is much better at entrying

omg -1 in FK/FD in an offseason event theyre gonna dominate!

its because i said so and i want a statpad team there for everyone to farm

i dont think shes better than click sadly, his entry pathings are elite, its a personal opinion tho

M8 Click (german kangkang)
APK Florescent (aspas but i prefer not to speak)
VIT d0rk (clears dognatic)
FUT xeus (i think its xeus)
Hereshats miniboobs (better boob bro)
Chokequid kamo (unironically better than kaajak, yall will see next year)
N0VI Koalaboobs (worse boob bro)
KOI filu (2nd best polish duelist in t1)
BBL lewn (they have vibes merchant jampii, poor guy)
GiantAss purp0op (only good in GC or t2)
KC marteen (is he still around?)
FNC snake (kaajak)

i wipe

https://www.vlr.gg/51296/acend-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-2021-gf/?game=57982&tab=overview

yall got pissed on by two polish dudes, a spanish guy, a happy meal addicted turk and a random swede igl

have shame

thanks for reminding me about xset

they can be HM

its not actually EG aura just potter demon1 and jawg aura

m8s
sen
edg
prx
loud in 2022

HM: eg 2023(potters aura rubbed off), xset when zekken dicked down prime optic solo,

i love benjy

german kangkang

Sonder

duely

1. click
2. derke
3. xeus
   HM: miniboobs

scan init

1. Leo
2. Riens
3. Cloud

controller
1-2. grub/kadavra

3. sayf

flash init

1. wo0t
2. trexx
3. chronicle

sentinel

1. less
2. alfa
3. minny
   HM: benjy

igl
1-2. robbiebk/sayf

3. mrfalin

he will be without takaS

its because ur n4rrarted

sonder and natank wipes

i didnt make this list i just copied and made it correct

interesting that heat is sentinel tho hes a better flex and duelist than havoc and raafa

hes not thankfully

kraplan came to his senses and bullied him into playing sova in ranked

johnqt back to being the backsite anchor kitten

if this was an offseason event ranking maybe

tbh i just didnt change the lower rankings of the list alot xenom is probably better than khalil when i watch gamers club but everyone had good performance in that tournament so idk

last year he didnt play good at all

him and less took a step back

americas initiators are underwhelming, if anything narrate should be 2nd but we'll assume hes not the best sova

verno is the most talented americas player after zekken, dont think him being better than eeiu should be a hot take

https://www.vlr.gg/337414/g2-esports-vs-leviat-n-champions-tour-2024-americas-stage-1-lbf

• a reminder for those that dont understand that valyn would be a top 3 smokes itw if he wasnt calling, but even when he is hes dropping aspas numbers in the bo5

Duelists

MIBR aspas
SEN zekken
G2 Jagwemo
KRU keznit
LEV NatanK (demon1 will be flexing more, there are less jett maps than ever)
C9 Oxy
NRG mada
100T Cryo
FUR mwzera
2G silentzz
LOUD dgzin
EG sym (assuming he sticks with EG)

Flex

G2 JonahP
KRU Mazino
NRG Ethan
LEV demon1 (hes flexing in phoenix/raze/neon meta, silence)
FUR heat
100T Asuna
SEN Zellsis
MIBR artzin
EG NaturE
2G Gobera
LOUD v1nny
C9 Xeppaa

Initiator

NRG Verno
100T eeiu
G2 trent
SEN n4rrate (johnqt isnt playing initiator in any serious games)
LOUD cauanzin
EG Derrek
MIBR nzr
LEV C0M
2G Zap
C9 Rossy
KRU adverso
FUR raafa

Controllers

NRG s0m
SEN bang
G2 valyn
LEV kiNgg
100T Zander
LOUD pANcada
EG supamen
FUR Khalil
KRU Melser
C9 v1c
2G lzz
MIBR Xenom

Sentinel

G2 leaf
KRU Shyyy
LEV tex
SEN johnqt
EG yay
MIBR cortezia
100T Boostio
2G pryze
LOUD tuyz
FUR havoc
C9 moose
NRG FNS

im not ranking averages sorry

1. g2
2. sen
3. lev

who tf cares about the rest of the league?

ardiis is the boar natank is the goat

lets not confuse this, hes gracing LEV with a savior, ardiis was just their to be mid

m8 click

also just saying yay who was actually a one year wonder but 2021 for tenz who proved he can be top 10 over different metas/teams/structures and years is funny

y0y fans will y0y tho

did u want to play madrid with the teams that were good 5 months later?

g2 and lev were shit and wouldve just made the tournament easier

hes playing phoenix and raze bud

demon1 or tex prob play neon/jett but they should avoid those maps tbh

they have watch party trophies, they didnt participate in any international event last year

SEN the only one with a trophy(s)

you aren't worth the carbon usage we could save by you not existing

shanks is homeless

its true

brazil 200 mil - 5 champs winners

poland 40 mil - 2 champs winners

USA 400 mil - 5 champs winners

China 1.7 billion - 5 champs winners