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| Country: | North Korea |
| Registered: | August 4, 2021 |
| Last post: | April 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM |
| Posts: | 221 |
"koi showed us a lot of foreplay, but fnatic showed us how to climax..."?
these teams are trash zero team region frfr
These guys haven’t said a single sentence without stuttering
Ong this sentinels V lev game has the worst casting I’ve heard in all of vct.
He deserves a real team with greats like shardiis
skrossi better than any of these frauds he should be here it woulda been swift 2-0
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ez for SEN
ive found quite a few of these offseason events have matchfixed games. its always obvious when the clear favourites odds are ~1.3-1.5 when they should be 1.2 or lower. ive just been betting the underdogs in these situations and made alot of money
this whole league is 322. same with many other off season legues. seems like riot doesnt care about off season lol
aex lose 2v5 in match point round then still come back and win pog
Love me a good match fix 👍
if saw win the match i will cream
@MODS update gng roster
apparently they cant win at all
How do cgn lose that first map
Where is this match it’s not live?
If firepower won I got $8400 lol so I could’ve afforded it
EZ for enterprise
If firepower win this ill give everyone who comments $5
im gonna spermitta in ur mom
suck my balls
I take it back if they’re going to throw rounds like that holy fuck. 5v2 loss full buy against sheriffs. Embarrassing
How do I get odds of KPI at 2.4 lol? what are bookies thinking
this (project v and dach challengers) and the crossfire tournament have so much blatant match-fixing lol
just an insane amount of times favourites losing when betting odds imply they have 80%+ winning percentage. this game had atx winning with 85% probability
These dach league games are so rigged lol
Can mods update the EP roster they havent played with bucher and alexiiik since acension
FKS look like a decent t1 team they are just over thinking basic rounds and choking when they should be winning. Unfortunate.
the year is 2026 ... they say the break before this match starts is half over
thx
price ceilings dont work + gov building homes and selling them cheaper sets market floor bad for free market. Yes decrease immigration, but give subsidies to private home builders, public government subsidized housing doesn't work look at the projects in usa
is this bo5 or bo3 ? it says bo3 up top but there are 5 maps listed in stats area
SR punching air rn
check the V vs Aex game today if you wanna see blatant throw. https://www.vlr.gg/278266/v-vs-aex-1-valorant-challengers-2023-dach-arcade-group-stage-w4 watch d3ffo on map 1 its insane
ez for mouz
sr goes unless eg beat v1 in final
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