Yeah you tell him clucker

My fault I mis spelled 1 word won’t happen again cloudberry

To each their own bro I’m having fun and ur not

Bro is mad other people have more fun than him lmao stay mad unc

I went to Reddit searched up a copy pasta and put henbaby name and shit about valorang in it, it took 5 minutes it’s not that deep

Real don’t recognize real I guess

I just got home stop gatekeeping vlr

Valyn supremacy my goat matched aspas in kills and tied the kill record before texture and Kankang

I hit immortal and the game feels like such a chore to play like the game is so stake and quality so bad

I search for henbaby name and if I don’t find it I settle for someone like gamer girl or dort

Is it just impossible to get my stars back after getting banned cus I kinda wanna see my flag and stars again

You just don’t get it clucker

Heretics are losing in Swiss stage the only reason they will make Bangkok is because emea is so weak right now

I just turned 16

Absolute cinema

kyousuke

Your right it’s not fair I might have to step in

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Henbaby... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you smoke the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the vandal mag, and that gorgeous sim you have. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you lose. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game. you're a great husband for me and great father for me , sometimes I call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day play your last match. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the last hour. I remember when you first left tier vlr and its like my heart shrunk in size. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in goat debate because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just want you to return to me. And alas you will my sweet baby boy come home and I’ll rejoice. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you will make history happen. You will come back from zero stars and ragebaiting and I will believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and hear my glorious king exclaim these words, "VLR THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting better but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, HENBABY.☺️♥️🫶🏻

Pacific is really top heavy, after the top 4 everyone is kinda ass, emea has that same problem but it’s the whole region

Put zekken on viper watch he will cook

You should’ve subbed in for whoever they had on their boo boo roster

Preach brother preach

Add me to that roster and we might get relegated

I didn’t choose this path

Heretics are not the team people think they are, I swear on everything no bait they will actually flop and everyone will be surprised for some reason. Heretics aren’t winning Bangkok they aren’t winning kickoff and they will bomb out of either champs or Toronto (if they even make it)

I can’t without my stars these mods can’t let me have shit

Dumb dumb wolves fan I had you too 3 and you sold my parlay

Why would their top 3 duelist switch roles that’s like telling m4 to make a breeze analysis instead

Ask Kirya how to get boys

I want my stars back and I’m tired of it saying I’m a international flag I can’t handle this

Good night again vlr

Good night everyone wonderful dreams to all

He’s the lev general manager that’s why they are so brain dead

A pencil may run out of lead but it will leave behind its beautiful writings. His bait is nonexistent now but Prime HenbabyH will go down in history as a top 5 goat

If you aren’t in the program then you obviously were never a noteworthy baiter

ChatGPT used to be believable a Flor glazer would never call Flor a him

We have every generational baiter that has ever graced vlr with their prescence

I accidentally thought the butter was soap

Lock in? Jett? Mickey Mouse tourney?

This is exactly why you need to sign up you are a victim of bait

Yeah it doesn’t count for the Trash2 league

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Cavalier
Unupgraded SOL
Orange prime

Give me your timezone so I know to never queue at the same time as you

I would never let you steal my Jett https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/a2d4051f-234c-470e-ac7c-c42188459b95

I’ve seen someone confess to taking someone else’s pills while undiagnosed then playing valorant and forgetting which agent they locked, and somebody crash out because they thought they were a T1 coach prospect but stay on Vlr. I’m convinced I’ve played with some of you in ranked.

My ranked teammates in question

How many tourneys do they need to become tier 2 level😭🙏
Rankers are cooking in T2

Will recycling and eating your own vomit count as a calorie deficit and would it work? I will be doing this and relay my results in a week

If gambit won 2021 this post wouldn’t exist