https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/31966687

hyn0x keke

This is the funniest idea I have seen anyone make in vlr 💀

Here before u break ur promise and become a fraud

July 2026

first, you need Primmie to be comfortable when speaking English

second, you need Primmie to make friends outside his country, let alone outside his home region (why would u do that tho)

Next time just ignore the x team aren't good title

Except for TS, they are dogwater

I'm not a PRX fan but I hope you sweat a lot tomorrow so you will smell bad

Ankara Messi clears

S2 are winning it all

Can't believe Ethan from NRG is standing in for TUMT Shark!

Hopefully TEC show something better than their 2024 season product.

Replace TS

Add DSG instead

They have been taking L's recently, not just in Valo

Team Shitcret is cooking itself

Imagine TS get fucking Onur

Leo is pregnant, yet he still drops 40 in his first match since the Masters Shanghai loss to FUT 💀

Leo still clears ngl

Team Platcret don't make good decisions, they are somehow going to figure out to win without a fucking coach

Rename to Team Rankcret atp

Support EG instead, supamen and Potter are there ig

bro ur already narrateworded, supporting Faze is just full of pain nowadays

also k0rr0g0n already got his major, let him retire

No I just saw ur narrateworded post

Don't mind him, just NA tards trying to convince everyone that their region is the best when in reality, Pacific and CN will be superior by 2026.

stfu leviay0y fan

nah pls move to hltv, it would be so fkin funny to see everyone just shitting on u

babysasuke is playing CS to increase NA's playerbase quality

How bout u do that instead of supporting the team to not make Franchising for 2027 onwards

Can't wait for Meteor to have a ace after killing all 5 Bum Esports players in the ropes

idk what to feel about this

Should I laugh at myself for letting my dumbass get baited

or should I be mad at myself for not even looking at his face and thought this was real

y'all scare me

Mo-Tak better, but I am glad someone has mentioned this hidden gem in this......

Parasitic forum website

He hates GX bc they are a bum org, can't blame him honestly

F0ria would get gapped by every EMEA team except 0p0ks

It won't be dead, season will start soon

Glad ur dumbass left, bc Valorant is for patient people.

Also glad u foresaw Asia dominating Valorant before other people did

https://www.vlr.gg/post/4075475/boring-ahh-offseason

How on earth did he predict BLD being a scummy org

Unrealistic af in the first place, DRG are NOT kicking Vo0kashu

You thought it was true but it wasn't?

For me, it had to be KOI Demon1

also fk n0cf

KOI superteam when

I'm sorry but Oiling Man's Valorant is way too funny not to say

Are GX a Spanish org or a a British org? I've heard that GX have 2 different center of operations in UK and Spain

Fr0nce have way too much representation in Tier 1, The Ultimates deserved to win Ascension

I'm glad Pacific had a lot of Tier 1 ready players playing in Ascension this year. Hopefully that trend continues. This is why Pacific is the best region. It's not all about trophies.

America's and EMEA rely on outdated tactics and old faces to win them championships, meanwhile Pacific and CN are already training the newer generations into becoming world class.

Asia will take over Valorant.

Molsi still fucking sucks

Bro the level of talent EMEA ascension is completely dogwater

I will include more later

I also include y0y in team names

Here is some perfect banter names:
Team y0ycret
RRy0y
PRy0y
DRy0y
Ty0y
BOOM y0ysports
Nongshim y0yforce
y0ylon
GIANTy0y
Movistar y0y
KRU y0ysports
y0yviatan
y0ytinels
Funplus y0ynix
Team y0yretics
DRy0y
XLy0y
y0yloo
Titan y0ysports club
NOVA y0ysports
All y0ymers
JDy0y

None of the EMEA teams actually deserved winning Ascension except PCIFIC lmao

EG try not to rival J0nggg9 as the worst org in VCT challenge

Just watch Oiling Man's Valorant

Apeks were already cooked wen they lost kaajak

KOI is being carried by Ibai and Sergio Ferra so badly lmao, good thing the fan atmosphere is making up for KOI's terrible decision making

nvm GX is the worst org in EMEA

ik but they should have expected it way sooner when they won Ascension

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA