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My life was going smooth until Valorant came.

Hi, my name is Dan, I am 20 years old and weighs 500 pounds. But, I wasn't like this before you see 2 years ago i was a stunning tall and muscular guy in school. I got everything, good grades, girls, 6 pack abs, my life was at its prime, but then lockdown occured, as well as the beginning of my journey... To the abyss... While scrolling through the internet I saw this ad from youtube about a game called Valorant. Its a 5v5 fps game similar to csgo. I was like "Yooo, this looks cool I will download this shit." without knowing it is a curse and a burden. 1 week of playing valorant felt good, I was winning games and shit, I was not playing shit at all until I queue'd with the goat Marved. He dominated us with his big juicy brimstone and went 40/0/2 on bind. I was pissed because I dropped a merely 1/13/4 that game and I was embarassed. It didn't stop there. I started losing more and more games until I went insane. I decided to buy the reaver bundle and I immediately went cummy whummy on my monitor because of how horny I was looking at the monitor seeing the purchased bubdle. This went on and on until I wad broke and my girlfriend for 5 years left me because I was gettting fat as fuck and how addicted I am at Valorant. And now I regretted it I now weigh 545 pounds playing valorant for 20 hours a day. For those who read this story, dont be like me, dont fall into the abyss like I did, don't make the same mistake I did that ruined my life, don- Oh, o-oh no... He's here.... ROOAAARRRRR a huge scream came from the corner, it seems to be a man. DAN I SEE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT THESE FOOLS TO STOP PLAYING VALORANT YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!! 👿👿👿👿👿 the monster said. S-sir, please forgive me! I will do any- AAAAHHHHH

The video ends there.

I ain't rooting for chokeg

yet geng will still blow a huge lead in bind

they turn into nuns then hop online like pray for my city

#HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

withinyou
Flag: Australia
Registered: June 13, 2025
Last post: June 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Posts: 3

i hate when a rapper talk about guns then somebody die

well i have and I failed at both but I came out straight

I see

this is why I love esports

ur flair does not match ur intentions

or PRX might not even make the grand final at all..... just saying

#HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

s0n

idt vo0kashu wants to play for an ascension team atp, doesn't matter if DRG win or lose ascension

this is 100% his last year

they are giving more chances to the vietnamese pool of talent than Pacific, it's crazy

😭🙏

I think uncanny is a better word to describe b0ngk0k

I'm gonna try not to fall asleep by that time

gn cameran

let's make a really good ragebait post then

even u turned on me wtf happened to the race to 10k posts

have you ever played have you ever okay lets play

oh you thought the money the power or fame would make you go away

thanks shrike 👍

might as well save me from being a TS fan ✋😐🤚

who says yes

thanks idihmanwth 🥀

and I might do a show a day once a lame always a lame

bro.

not u too

everybody wanna be demon til they get chipped by your throwaway

hellcat made his homeboys and them type sell they soul okay

this is just how a TS fan feels after remembering the lowest lows and invy's lowlights so far in franchising (help me)

got a benjamin and a jackson all in my house like im joe okay

im reapin what I sow okay

I aint thinkin about no reaper

I know, yet some people will never listen

yeah the island right here's remote okay

bee bee bee bee bee bee

yeah i'm out the way yeah i'm low okay

imma keep coping idgaf

no.

it's called being patriotic bitch

overused but fair

idk anymore

I'm alright thanks

hello

hopefully not (although a 2-0 scoreline for either team would be fine)

t0j0 keke

wolves are winning toronto #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

13-10
13-9

is more reasonable

leagueification is indeed real #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON