they will
their disasterclass isn't as bad as s0n
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Registered: | November 13, 2024 |
Last post: | August 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM |
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they will
their disasterclass isn't as bad as s0n
update: Masters Toronto is cinema
I'm staying up to watch the games now
finally
a masters that's as hype as Madrid
just enjoy some good Valorant cuh take a chill pill
WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA π¨π³π¨π³π¨π³ WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP πππ FROM TORONTO π¨π¦ TO PARIS π«π· WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT πππ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ
AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS π«π·π«π·π«π· WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈTHE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD πππ THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD πΊπΊπΊ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ
it's time to lock in cameran
get that 6k this week
a win is a fucking win #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON
idc who wins WOL's run is already breather than t0's b0ngk0k run #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON
fn0t0c keke #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON
wolves still clear these bums #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON
change ur flair to G2 then sen THEN FNC THEN GEN.G THEN PRX pls
thanks
patmen is simply the player that every team needs
PINOY PRIDE BITCH π΅π
CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHOOCHOO
I mean, I'm Iron 1 so that shit is already impressive for me
nah imma destroy the competition
there's a reason I'm reaching 7k this week
real wolves fans would know that liking both teams is ok (just this time)
join the wolves bandwagon before they win it all cuh
wolves are going to win it all #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON
that's neat! hopefully I can visit in a time with less tourists π¬
does anyone know how the heck he's still on a roster?
like one time when I was little was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Leaf. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his - no one -, somehow he managed to say the word - nothing - 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at leaf and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, leaf put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere kitten" and "Homeless man will take care of this". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he homelessly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single bot in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over leaf looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Leaf started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
u gotta support wolves cuh #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON
what in the double agent bullshit is this
alr thanks gemiknight
I'll gladly take ur advice
CN being champs merchants is like T1's LoL team being called worlds merchants
oh wow we actually have a professional Valorant player in vlr
hopefully FPX makes the biggest comeback in Valorant franchising history and win it all
ok now that I see ur flair I can see why ur mad (root for wolves pls)
you should just become their team nutritionist
early congrats cuh (I have 6k posts ππ₯)