Damn
The goat right here, y'all

If it was nobody's birthday yesterday, why were they celebrating?

What, is your weight in the negatives?

{weight ∊ ℝ | weight ≥ 0}

https://youtu.be/M261ZSITqOw?t=140

I actually like this list, tbh. I'd maybe shuffle around 4-7 and 8-12 a tiny bit, but this is good

Bro thinks he's French

Hating for the sake of hating atp

1984

Sure, I'll give you my two cents

EMEA (this one was impossible to make because 4-12 are all genuinely so close imo)
1- FUT
2- VIT
3- KC
4- BBL
5- GX
6- TH
7- FNC
8- TL
9- M8
10- NAVI
11- APK
12- KOI

Pacific
1- T1
2- ZETA
3- DFM
4- TLN
5- PRX
6- GEN
7- SPG
8- RRQ
9- DRX
10- GE
11- BME
12- TS

CN
1- EDG
2- WOL
3- TE
4- XLG
5- BLG
6- FPX
7- DRG
8- NOVA
9- JDG
10- TYL
11- TEC
12- AG

You can't call yourself cracked when you're hardstuck plat dude I'm sorry that's just not how it works

He's dignan. Chinese brainrot man is the reason he's crashing out rn

You have LOUD as bottom of Americas, BBL as bottom of EMEA, and XLG as bottom of CN
I'm considering filing a restraining order

I'm assuming it's just gonna be these same roles https://www.vlr.gg/408413/cloud9-vs-moist-x-shopify-red-bull-home-ground-5-sf

I'm not worried, tbh. Xeppaa has played Fade before and the one time he played Sova this offseason he went 18/7

The closest thing to this is probably DRX:

-Lakia
-k1Ng
+miKa
+Foxy9
-BeYN
-miKa
+Flashback
-Rb
-Zest
+BeYN
-Flashback
+Flashback
-stax
-BuZz
+freeing
+HYUNMIN
-Foxy9
+Athan
-BeYN

Most likely Xeppaa

Nope you're employed now

Sure
You're the new coach
Yes, you've just been voluntold

I'm silver 3 you're plat 2 wdym "help me rank up"

It is in Off Topic

God forbid a guy not check in-game chat while doing range bots + dm

Filu has one game this offseason and in it he diffed marteen by 3x

You're practically Canadian so quit hating on the Canadian pros

My VALORANT recap told me two things:

1. I should try watching MaKo
2. I should main Viper

So screw it, that's what I'm doing now. The problem is, I can't find a good MaKo VOD anywhere. I can't find a Twitch, I can't find a YouTube, and the only Viper VOD I found of him anywhere is a Breeze VOD from 2022.

Anyone know if MaKo streams at all? If so, where? Thank you :)

https://valorantesports.com/en-US/news/game-changers-2024-championship-expansion--new-mobility-policies
https://www.vlr.gg/423328/florescent-path/#19

Yes I will build a great big wall and make HLTV pay for that wall

:(

New system this year. Go to https://flashback.playvalorant.com/

5 9 10 are all gone, -Artorias is still around though. Worst Turk by far on VLR

Let's be real, we're going on a run and then getting knocked out by Permitta Unicorns

https://www.vlr.gg/427337/mbappe-wants-to-be-treated-as-cristiano-ronaldo/#5

Me you sideshowsbaldhead +2

You mean 480, right?

Ok hear me out
Masters 1: 12 teams
Masters 2: 16 teams
Champs: 24 teams

dort go do your homework or you're gonna flunk out of 9th grade

"I don’t think d3ffo compares to derke just saying they comparable" is so funny to me
But yeah I agree, d3ffo didn't win a Masters despite himself. He's good enough for teams to consider

Personally I like to have one for early info on defense, one for retake on defense, and one for execs on attack, for each site as well as mid. However, this is very very basic and generalized and the number of darts you'd want to learn entirely depends on the map; sometimes there are other lineups you want to have (e.g. attacking A Long dart on Haven) and sometimes the darts you want to learn are as simple as chucking the dart at the wall (e.g. an anti-rush recon for Abyss A). My advice is to try playing a few games on the map, noting down any time you think you could use a recon lineup, and finding one for it later.

Yeah, AG is also very confusing. Seems to be a recurring theme in the lower half of VCT CN this year

Yeah, TYLOO is a mess right now from an outside perspective. I really hope they get some public info circulating because it doesn't make sense to play offseason events with your coach when you have 7 or 8 players potentially available. I really like these guys, especially Eren, so I wanna know what's going on, and I'm assuming a ton of people wanna know too

But hey, at least they're not taking the DRG route and signing literally everybody (they have 8 active players and a sub on VLR)

I don't have Twitter. Hope that answers your question

slowly's arguably their best player though

You're not rhixcal

This is gonna be fun to watch but there's NO way it clears KCX4

He's not even playing VALORANT

God forbid a man have a personality
Dude, just let him be him. You don't have to hate on him in a public forum because he has a specific hobby or enjoys a specific style of music

Real

...no? Okay, guess not

Cloud9 with Rossy :(

Alright, then you summarize. What's the bottom line here?

...so you're praying on the downfall of your entire region... because people on Twitter are complaining about a Twitch stream? Seriously?