Dude they played Fracture so horrifically they baited GX into picking it and now they're playing their actual comp

Absolute masterclass from LohaN

Liquid have to win so Jamppi can get his revenge series

I said this when they were putting Alfajer on Tejo and Chamber bro

He's just a chill guy

I had a game the other day where all 5 people were comming and we won 13-4 literally just based off of that. It was glorious 🥲

I disagree

I think if you're not comming well then it counts as throwing. Not comming imo is more beneficial to the team than muddy, distracting, or incorrect comms. That doesn't mean not comming isn't throwing, per se... just less so. Obviously if you have 5 people comming intelligently the game is so much easier and also more fun, but no comming isn't as bad of an offense. Plus there could always be irl factors to not comming, especially in lower ranks (no mic, in a loud environment, have been harassed before, etc.)

Your RETA flair arc was hilarious

Lmemore

It's satire, it's not meant to make sense

Brother what is gait keeping 😭

First one

😭 what

Screenshot?

You should've gone more in detail. She was born in Salvador

We have 7 people we don't need a backup 5th

You're dead then

You're actually putting words in mouth wth

I agree with everything except "VCT NA"

I'm not sure but I heard it's chronic(le)

Why are you trying to guess

Set within an abandoned mining town in the Atacama Desert, Chile, Redwater is a single-site VALORANT map where dust-choked streets and crumbling wooden buildings create a tense, high-risk battleground. The bomb site is located in the center of an old refinery, surrounded by rusted pipelines, unstable scaffolding, and a massive drilling rig that looms overhead. Attackers can push through the main road, or take the high ground via rickety rooftops. Defenders use elevated lookout towers and tight alleyways to control the pace of the fight. A sandstorm mechanic occasionally sweeps through the battlefield, temporarily reducing visibility and muffling footsteps, making Redwater a map where adaptability and close-quarters combat thrive.

Je ne sais pas

Qu'est-ce que c'est??

What do you do if someone says "BEHIND YOU!" in comp

Maybe bro just like France

Flair?

https://i.imgur.com/Q7OZtUh.png

Wait I didn't see this

Honestly based, me too

Yup!

Imma be honest I don't like SEN

Also Conceit is right

Only person you're missing is askrial

Also I'm KC, but they're out of contention for Bangkok so I'm repping LOUD for now

Imma be honest the only reason you're not on here is because we haven't played Geoguessr in a while

Speaking of which, I forgot to add Cabo_

And also Anoymouse what the heck I'm amnesiac

You don't wanna be here tbh, you're overqualified, none of us can compare

Np yukky 😁

Canada 🤝 Australia
Being better than the UK

Phew?

Imma be honest you fell off after the name change

Also congrats on #100 that looks kinda dope

Günaydın

Hi losers, I was too busy flying in my private jet going from Tokyo back to Toronto over the weekend to see who won the games over the weekends. Can someone tell me who won? I don't wanna see no yap just the results.

bros just jealous of me what can i say hahahah. Cant talk much though, getting back on the jet to go meet with Bleed owner to talk about buying the org.

ah yes, mce personally texted me about that this morning! I got quite a laugh

TMV is not worthy enough to pay me lol, I made my riches on my own, hold up. Im getting a phone call on my iPhone 16 Pro Max

no, I was in Tokyo meeting with Shigeru Ishiba, the prime minister. I also met with the head of Nintendo Japan.

how tiring. You expect me, a rich man, to lift my fingers for anything other than counting money? Also next stream probably saturday

Well this is embarrassing
Lemme edit that before anyone else notices

I gotta do my list, then. Alphabetical order bc why not

229fn (your compilations are hella repetitive but otherwise I like ya)
Aayan (goat, 'nough said <3)
allestedsnaervaerende (local neighbourhood Vyse main)
Anguibok (definitely one of the more passionate people here)
askrial (great kid with a bright future :>)
aToppHat (second best NRG flair)
BarbaraCult (local neighbourhood Chamber main)
boilin_cockroach (homie #1)
bronzil_enjoyer (homie #2)
ButterflyEffect23 (one of the people that made VLR fun this summer)
c4rrotstix (fun fact: my first Twitch sub)
CanadaMan (when he's not in his superiority complex)
catNmouse (pre-Zimbabwe)
Cheasle2 (cheesele 2 idk I just like talking to em)
Conceit (honestly goated)
Denjisideals (based loyal M80 fan)
DeyahAlAjarma (NOT Hades_Loves_Rb)
FrenchToast (one of the more wholesome SEN flairs)
Froggy0_0 (funny and not a baiter at the same time, awesome combo :D)
froggy_lol (no one saw anything)
GambleNats (Aussie goat o7 also chronically in my YouTube recommended)
geospliced (love this guy <3 I mean who doesn't)
H3ENnZ (when he's being a productive person and not ragebaiting)
IonlywatchvcjXD (very dedicated, love reading your work dude)
islaaa (idk just kinda cool tbh)
JawXG (always trying to be a good person)
kfan4238173 (usually don't like reading his posts but he's slowly growing on me)
Laundry (:3)
LycheeBlade (relatable, great storyteller as well)
melvinkoekemans (very level-headed)
Mortadelo (honestly just the goat of the offseason)
my-dad-ate-my-toes (in the discussion for most relatable user for sure)
NerfMaxima (one of the best newcomers <3)
number2_cNed_fan (one of the nicest people here to talk to)
Prancer (oogly moogly)
Psion (pre-allegation)
RandomToastyy (Bangladesh represent :D)
Selfim (pops up every once in a while, always a nice surprise)
shrike- (best NRG flair)
trikecycle (I swear every Aussie user is fun to talk to)
Tryeue2 (NOT z12)
Uncleben (very grounded person, feels like the uncle of VLR and the username kinda attests to that)
Warlordwibz (very knowledgeable)
WhoseTao (bonus points for Canada!)
yukky (fellow nerd :D)
Zerphyr1 (like seriously Aussies are the best)

Allat but idc I like people 🤍

This is true

Bro doesn't even know what the Solomon Islands are 😭

Do me a favour and represent your country like the proud Turk you are 🫡
If you want a combo you can literally just choose any red team and it'll work great

mood tbh 😔

27

https://www.vlr.gg/427994/2game-esports-vs-furia-champions-tour-2025-americas-kickoff-ur1

Nice self upvote

L LOUD? Really, swvy? Be more creative next time

That makes a ton of sense, ty