And then Nivera misses his molly off of the top of cat...
And Redgar gets distracted by how badly it missed...

KICK//OFF Less > KICK//OFF leaf tbf

Stop trying to make your baits interactive by spoilering everything (this isn't a bait but you do this in every single one of your baits)

And he smokes himself off even though he's holding mid...

Okay H3ENnZ

https://imgur.com/a/FiqesL8

Then why'd you use it in the first place 😭

Less and leaf are two sentinel players in VCT Americas.

You're back to being Pinoy?

NO.

I will rip the fibers from your bones and crush them into a powder with a plastic spoon

God, you're loud

Wait, you're telling me LOUD spent money!?

Oh yeah, you're right. He was playing full duelist then played one full day of recon initiator before locking smokes (+ Reyna) in every game he plays

"Keiko became the controller now"
Source?

There is a caveat to this. They're not broke; they just don't want to spend literally any money.

Harbor's ult is definitely a great counter for Viper's ult, but you can't really say it's better than it, especially with expected value taken into account

I hope I never hear it again

Because he copied. The general VLR community does not condone plagiarism, of course

"...within the alloted time pause," which was exceeded during one of the disconnects

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.

They have money from Saadhak's buyout

Basically just the translation but untranslated

If LOUD pull a -Saadhak +aspas I'm literally going to commit arson

I fully agree. The overwhelmingly vast majority of VCT teams don't :(

There are a few very respectable people on VLR... wouldn't be fair to ignore those

Here's where I see things going:

• Neon/Jett with a bit of Yoru (kinda like Haven)
• Primarily Gekko or Sova, maybe both, with a bit of other stuff thrown in there like Fade, Skye, or Breach depending on the team (double initiator for sure)
• Probably just another Omen map, let's be honest, but Astra might see considerable play here as well
• For sentinel let's be real, it's probably just gonna be a ton of Cypher like every other this-used-to-be-Killjoy-but-Cypher's-too-good-of-a-solo-sentinel-nowadays maps (e.g. Lotus, Haven, even Ascent sometimes)

The secret to twigness is hyperfast metabolism

İyi akşamlar, monsieur

استغفر الله

Nope

Have you heard of Karmine Corp by any chance?

Biraz türkçe biliyorum... et un peu de français aussi

Give Wingman 12 Nuclear Devices

If anyone from Team Secret were to make this list, I would've thought it'd be Wild0reoo

I'd like to believe that if they can relearn how to play as a completely synchronized unit like they did in 2023, they can achieve those heights once again. Otherwise, I think either a roster change or an identity change is in order, to mine and many people's discontent.

You forgot Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean lmao

(I appreciate the message though, this also annoys me to no end)

mini's taking a break from coaching and I'm 99% certain Saadhak is staying in Americas

These 4 teams in some order with Leviatán in 5th seems to be the general agreement on what the top 5 teams of 2024 are

I won't stand for TU slander, they worked too hard to get to playoffs (even if JL did deserve it more)

Bump!
GX // -hoody* -Fit1nho*
https://x.com/hoodyVAL/status/1832085565048840459
https://x.com/Fit1nho/status/1832073121894993991

Bump!
FNC // -mini
https://x.com/FNATIC/status/1832087594915520894

I didn't watch VALORANT in 2022. Also the only guy left from that team is FNS so what are you talking about

I didn't get a paycheck :(
I instead got an Intuit Quickbooks notification. It's a lot less cool

KOI Demon1

Might as well remove Less and not play any sentinels as well. And then realize midway through the season that you actually do need info sentinels on like half the maps. And then they don't have any info sentinel players except pANcada but he doesn't want to so what do they do? They put cauanzin on sentinel, kick tuyz for some reason, and put in some random guy to play recon initiator (he's a Brimstone one trick)

Me personally, I'm straight up mid

Derke Derke Derke Derke Derke
Derke Derke Derke Derke Derke
BO7

(You can't say this isn't insane)

That's like saying DFM were the best Japanese team this year

The year is 1991
Birds and people are living together in seemingly perfect harmony
Until one day a young man catches fire
This is "Phoenix"