Or, hear me out
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| Flag: | Jordan |
| Registered: | May 7, 2024 |
| Last post: | July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM |
| Posts: | 13253 |
If by "smart" you mean "borrowed a book about coding a website when you were 9 because it had a robot dog on the cover so you thought it was a picture book" then you're SO right
HTML is for the skeleton (text and headings and allat), CSS is for the styling (how it looks, essentially), and JS is for interactivity and certain other stuff
It's Minecraft enchantment table...
If Grabbitz doesn't do the Champs song this time I'm unsubscribing from VALORANT - Topic
I can only reasonably get them when they're on sale, which happens once every few months where a 3 lb bag goes down to $13ish
I mean, what chance did 9z have? none. They had none. And that was all they had
Dude I LOVE pistachios. My dad tells me I eat them like sunflower seeds
Thanks yukky, I've always wanted an insanely powerful johnqt who costs nothing :)
No he genuinely extended his contract past the 10 year mark. It's absurd
Bro took matters into his own hands
Yeah, this simulation is wild, man. I just 26-1'd NAVI and no one on that team got to double digit kills even though they're the better team on average
That's an amazing roster lmao. Interesting that you imported Palla
Guys I just wanted to point out that MIBR won Champs in 2028 with a core of OXY, zekken, and keznit
No idea. Most people's biggest complaint is the ratings (I personally think they're really funny)
No but actually, this simulation unironically turned Flashback into the Faker of VALORANT. Not only is he the highest rated player by far, but he's also:
Go to Player Hub, look at the list of players, and scroll all the way to the right. The last column is a button to make an offer, and the third last column is the player's baseline demand for a contract
https://valorantsimulator.com/
Go to Career Mode
Just sharing my results, because I wrote them down as I was doing running the simulation and now I have nowhere else to put them
// // //
Season 1: 2025
LOUD
saadhak cauanzin tuyz pANcada
Pre-season: -tuyz +penny +Will (sub)
After kickoff: -Will
After split 1: -penny +jzz
Split 2: 2nd
Season record: 4-7
Champions - Paris: 13-16th
//
Season 2: 2026
Team Liquid
nAts Keiko Mistic Enzo Harmii
Pre-season: -Mistic -Enzo -Harmii +saadhak +Jamppi +Sayonara
Kickoff: 1st
Masters 1 - Istanbul: 2nd
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mumbai: 7-8th
Split 2: 3rd
Season record: 8-3
Champions - New York: 12-16th
//
Season 3: 2027
Team Liquid
Keiko Jamppi nAts saadhak Sayonara
Kickoff: 5-6th
Stage 1: 4th
Stage 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - London: 5-6th
//
Season 4: 2028
Team Vitality
Elite sh1n TakaS Akai
-TakaS +tomaszy +benjyfishy
Kickoff: 5-6th
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mexico City: 7-8th
Split 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - Buenos Aires: 5-6th
//
Season 5: 2029
Movistar KOI
Full rebuild
+Elite +splash +Lar0k +Loita +Jamppi
// // //
Ridiculous Signings
AG Flashback (2027)
NOVA TenZ (2027)
ZETA Meteor (2027)
MIBR zekken (2027)
SPG jawgemo (2027)
WOL Zyppan (2027)
KC Polvi (2027)
2G eeiu (2027)
LOUD C0M (2027)
PRX SugarZ3ro (2027)
C9 Xeppaa (2027)
KC Nivera (2027)
FNC koldamenta (2027)
2G s0m (2028)
LOUD N4RRATE (2028)
FUR trexx (2028)
SEN icy (2028)
EG FNS (2028)
KOI dephh (2028)
M8 Foxy9 (2029)
RRQ Less (2029)
GX Sayf (2029)
TS jawgemo (2029)
GE Meteor (2029)
// // //
Weird Rosters
APK 2026: Leo MiniBoo hype kaajak avez
BBL 2027: Derke Cloud xeus Brave marteen
KOI 2027: Sayf kamo ScreaM qw1 Freyy
SEN 2027: Sato johnqt Derrek curry fznnn
G2 2027: leaf icy RgLMeister Dantedeu5 Boostio
MIBR 2028: OXY zekken keznit Rossy Apoth
LOUD 2028: aspas C0M N4RRATE Less Khalil
GX 2028: cNed hiro Kicks Famsii nAts
FUR 2028: FNS nzr jzz frz Dawn
EG 2028: Cryo mwzera trent trexx Pa1nt
2G 2028: s0m eeiu xand mNdS Tacolilla
GE 2028: primmie stax JitBoyS Jerry NOBITA
NOVA 2028: TenZ Life Smoggy Haodong hyperlink
FNC 2028: Shao Jemkin Alfajer waddle harambe
// // //
Notable Retirees
2026: Zellsis Kr1stal c4Lypso Kiles ShahZaM
2027: Boaster JessieVash crazyguy ShadoW wippie Redgar Nismo zeddy Egoist WARDELL L1NK ZE1SH
2028: vanity Melser ardiis o0o0o nukkye paTiTek wackie Akame yoman BABYBAY
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Is this technically Off Topic? Idk
Bro waited until he retired to say that
Controller (Omen/Viper/Astra/Brimstone) + Cypher on some maps, but I can fill if I need to (Neon, Sova, Fade, Skye, Killjoy, Vyse)
Silver 3
Oh yeah, forgot about that
100 Thieves (if you don't count Mikes), Apeks, Team Heretics, DRX, Gen.G, Paper Rex, All Gamers, BiliBili, TYLOO, Titan Esports Club, Trace, Nova, EDward Gaming, Dragon Ranger Gaming
^ Pretty sure this is what we have so far
No problem :)
It's super fun, I've been on it for like an hour today lol
Can't do that, I'm the controller player
Dude FNS popped off this game https://imgur.com/a/A1ukFJ8
Almost won that 1v3 btw
JDG Cryo is a crazy move (RIP RA 2023 core though)
Btw I'm gonna try career mode now, which team should I pick
Custom team. On that note, rate this lineup:
icy (Duelist/Flex)
N4RRATE (Duelist/Flex)
Saadhak (IGL + Flex)
cloudberry (Controller) [I'm silver 3 btw]
nAts (Sentinel, import)
https://imgur.com/a/0jTwQsV
Didn't clip it but I promise this was a sick spray transfer
What kinda series did Cloud9 play for everyone to get a better rating than him? This is unheard of
SEN was down 7-12 on map 3 against YFP, so I don't think simply losing a map to Cloud9 should prompt this kinda response
Compare NRG before and after dropping FNS (2023 vs. 2024)
You're actually cooking with that BLEED roster
This is very very cool (except for when I ran the simulation and it had LOUD 2024 beating LOUD 2023)
There are way better and more consistent people than him to fill that role
I gotta stop before the FBI finds me again
Whoever is downvoting you doesn't get the reference
Been waiting for RGX Sheriff for a while... couldn't get it when it came out but it showed up in my shop just now and I'm really happy :)
Here's my setup: https://i.imgur.com/49gPydT.png
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