sir, do you have any operating braincells left or are they all dead?

holy brainrot.

offseason pls end i cant take this anymore

pls end quicker so that all these delulu people who escaped the mental asylum can talk about how their favourite team is gonna win champs and is the best in the world

also tell me you have never watched a gc game in your life without telling me, you dont even need to watch an official game, you can watch their streams and majority of them are immortal or radiant you pathetic incompetent mouth breathing window licking twat arsehole wanker tosser dickhead nobhead disgrace to the family name inbred stuck up poncy nancy pillow biting drop kick thumb sucking pea brained cunt

s0m over marved is crazy

fifa

we talking about valorant ability or streaming ability?

retarded is being kind to the guy

like your health, asthma ,eczema, past injuries that sorta thing it really depends

enerii my goat

you can go home mainly on the weekends for the first 3 months.

but somethings affect this like, your health.

if you get a higher PES (Physical Employment Standard) it will be harder longer for you. lower pes means the service is 'easier'

you can go home on the weekends but there maybe some weekends where you cant because the officer in charge was not happy with your unit or other stuff like that.

thats all i know. take what i say with a pinch of salt ofc. this info is basked on what ive heard and been told

do you think he remember their names?

a vlr podcast would be so dumb but id be down to host, like platchat but more braindead

never cook again, please. i beg

its fucking twitter, everyone takes everything a step too far

edit look at this fucking post
https://twitter.com/wyablu/status/1712174760585810302

george geddes makes this guy look like motherfucking shakespeare lmao

pedo is like a far stretch for sure, i know people with a 2 year age gap but those messages arent good at all

id want zellsis at my wedding

ill be your omen/controller main

you are right because now yay is in Singapore and cned is in emea

(to me cned is better then wardell and theree are more players better then wardell that I'm too lazy to name)

see what you just said there?

when the game was released. it was released like 3 years ago. everyone got better. skill ceiling got higher.

bro I'll coach you for free right now

open a new tab

type in twitch.com/(the person you want to snipe)

now hear their comms and pre round plans before the round starts.

if they want to push A tell your team to 5 stack A. your team will think u are the next great brazil IGL

easy elo

u are smoking crack.
g2 showed up when it matter most.
c9w didn't.
TL brazil has dominated brazil even with roster changes
but g2 should be top 2

like the old sen squad that won masters. tenz go kill we will be right behind you maybe after 10 years

u are right. she isn't. that goes to juliano who won champs and is now on csgo

bro said icardi and Wanda. fucking hell HAHAHAHAHAH

well if u see they points means more on the later splits and what u are basically saying is that u want a team to win all the splits and can't have an off split.

I hate to break it to u, not everyone can be like na where u have a team just pumped by VC money and built a super team.

also if falcons or any team lose out on the LAN cuz they didn't do well in split then that's on them why should teams be punished for doing well early on? it's a year long event, a marathon. its not a sprint. if u do well in the beginning then slip up abit towards but have shown ur quality then good for you for being on par. moreover looking at the points u might as well tank in the beginning and just go ham at the end. so ur point doesn't make sense

ahh icic. thank you for giving me this knowledge kind sir.

u just said it tho, they've won. they won the past 2 splits and came in 4th in the most recent one. how is that bad. also u should blame riot for only have 2 slots per region or smth like

its also funny that you bring it up about g2 who have been dominant in emea for the past 2 years even with roster changes while say nothing about v1 who have dominated the past 2 splits with not as strong competition. I think it's better that g2 got knocked off to show how strong emea is becoming

and why don't u keep up that same energy for teams like col? or eg? or fly?

the funny thing would be if riot got all of this wrong and just cucked them

wait. so u asked the question. put in the header flyquest, ask about dating team mates and when asked then say you don't know who is dating who

hope u pass sir (I dont I'm fucking lying)

only sane v1 fan

if they got wardell to coach they would be the goat team in vct history

also its a moist event which means ludwig hosted and there are gonna be these sorta twist from these CCs so they can farm content

how would this improve the game in any shape or form??

orrrrr maybe, just maybe hear me out here, the GC to T1 gap is so big and unproven that doesnt mean you are farming in GC you can make a jump to T1.

orrrrrrrrr maybe there are more 'proven' players then her.

if lebron or any top 10 nba player decided to become female. same vibes. 100 points in the first game. 20 blocks 30 posters

2 games a day keeps the brain rot away. anymore and ill be on the edge of saying horrendous stuff

enerii, this guy knows ball. u my friend are different gravey

imma a big football fan and when teams come here people will wait at the airport, outside their hotels outside the stadiums, go to the events that the teams are holding, even for f1. the tickets to matches are expensive

if val were to do that here and prx and, or bleed qualify it will be bonkers even the na or emea teams as well, when im in comp almost everyone knows or tries to do the vct things.

gotta remember as well that people from other countries come here as well so that will sell out the arena and stadium

trust me bro, if the country can get behind something, everyone here will. crowd would also be insane after going to events where international teams or events come here, crowd gets crazy

this is funny, everyone talks about v1, v1 aint gonna face T1 talent but g2 is and they are prolly gonna shock and cook a few teams. finally a chance to shut up v1 fans who think certain of their players are gods

on the other side, g2 could get shit on i might be wrong but they are playing T1 teams and i havent seen v1 play against t1 teams rather girl kissers

jakarta?? id rather malaysia and i dont like malaysia

singapore, riot hq over here prx and bleed also here plus not a lot of other asian countries i can think off that can hold an event of the level in singapore

how i see it this year
masters held shanghai and madrid
last champs and lock in held in americas (brazil is an america yes i know south america is still america)
wont be seoul cuz pac league is alrdy in seoul (but could be cuz LA is where americas league is held)

and like i said riot has a hq in sg if it even means anything

other europan countries that could hold champs could be like france, uk, portugal, italy. but then again, singapore. also bias

2021 champs also held in instanbul so there is emea again

also toyko again would be resident, sure the fans were cool but like go some place new, we just had a masters there 3 months ago

mods where you at?

yeah bro that aint gonna work, my friends and i in gold aint reaching there anytime soon

im trolling bro. hold up. i dont care if yay is in bleed, i aint watching with my scheldue APAC

she wont be here ever again.

she really is god strongest solider for taking up a challenge like that

fellow singaporeans vlr users, this is as 1 time we all can come together and do something good.

find out if y0y really is in singapore and finally put all these leakers into retirement with their engagement farming

singapore is about 728.6 km² large with 721.5 km² as liveable space. it may sound like a large amount of space but if everyone does their job we will find out if yay really is in singapore

i will start by covering the north east anyone can join me.

god speed to everyone else in singapore and may we find the yayster to put all these leakers to shame.

majulah singapura 🇸🇬🇸🇬

that is not how you spell soulcas

ive been learning python and i cant get it. at all and i need it for college, rly am fucked.

yeah fr ill look into it, i want to see more stats easily type of person in relation to valorant

how to get 4 stars?