Fucking finally. Maybe now we don't lose a good player every split.

This is literally the only way I can see we become even remotely relevant in VCT

LOUD
They clearly prefer Saadhak over every other player, they also seem to be financially conservative with offers. At this point, just make Saadhak the Brazilian Mce. Give him ful rookie rosters, the ones that look good, Loud sells out for the highest bidder.

MIBR
Get an NA IGL cuz br players are clearly brainless.

FURIA
GET RID OF HAVOC FOR FUCK SAKE. Also get a proper coach, a TACTICAL COACH.
Also do some fucking BOOTCAMPS.

Tuyz and Cauanzin go to Mibr
Qck fends for himself
Less goes to a gringo org, it can be bleed for all I care, just cosplay yay.

I mean it as he is probably mentally unstable at the moment so he must be taking a break

Maybe this means we have hope for a LOUD 2022 Comeback but without him?
Maybe Aspas, Sacy and fRod come back?

Less's gf broke up with him. He is probably not playing

For those confused, Less and Lissa broke up.

He's probably taking a break cuz of that

Loud look straight ASS right now
100T are just shooters
EG can be studied
MiBr is an easy win

YOU HAVE A CHANCE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

We seem to be cursed to repeat this fucking cycle with qck on the team, bro has no value

All my homies HATE h0v0c

Why not me yet 😔

I only remember delz1k and adverso?

If you're talking about Ascensions Bleed I can see your point, but y0y bleed would get 13-0 by this roster

Xand
Pancada
Nzr
Mwzera
h0v0c

PLEASE, JUST DO THE BASICS WELL
YOU GUYS CAN OUTAIM EVERYONE

MWZERA, DONT BE DUELIST
PANCADA JUST CLUTCH
XAND MAKE YOUR PLAYS

BUT ABOVE ALL, LISTEN TO NZR

SHUT THE FUCK UP HAVOC

this is a PRX style team, Pancada/NZR/Xand are already playmaking clutch shooters. if MWzera goes off the duelist and goes back to form, thats 4 insanely great players on one team, if they do the basics decently they can win based on aim alone, like GenG did

com Xand e Pancada, havoc vai ficar pianinho

i mean, classifying for atleast a playoffs can help solidify his spot on the team

after running the data from the next matches
this is what needs to happen for Furia to qualify for Playoffs on split 2

EG cannot win more than 2 series
100T can ONLY win against MIBR
They need to win atleast 4 Series, which means they either need to beat LEV or LOUD

Basically, Furia needs to heat up to an insane level, and NEEDS MIBR to win their games against 100T and EG

They are fucked if there is no LCQ tournament

Red Canids

Fns
S0m
Monyet
Nukkye
Qw1

It is fate that assistant coach Brazilian players keep checking Americans out of internationals
Kon4n & Txozin

If Qck's growth becomes exponential and Saadhak doesnt overcook. Maybe, just maybe, they make Grand Finals

"Lá ele" is the Brazilian equivalent of "Pause"

Qck's little PogChamp

Current form Saadhak and Aspas are enough to beat current form Optic.
Unironically Fns will probably be the only player going positive.

But if it's a NEW Optic with S0m instead of yay, we got a fucking BANGER MATCH

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

FR, IT WAS THAT EASY

AYOOOOO....

to toxic sen fans complaining about LOUD

my guy

you were up 10x2 against EG
your couldve just won 😭😭
its yo fault lil bro

bro is quite literally... just there

trembo traitor

funny how its the sen fans malding and not the LOUD fans kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Saadhak is frying
Less & Cauanzin are dominating
Tuyz is a consistent supportive king
Qck is useless but lucky asf

ngl "G2 never matters" is pretty funny

oh noo

its 2023 NRG All over again
Ardiis = Qck

vlr greentext but grey

This mf runs on sheer fucking luck

> be decent duelist
> get lucky, put on a decent team
> get lucky, known good duelist takes your role so you can botfrag with an excuse
> farm some pre-franchise bronzillians
> get lucky, your org was picked up for franchising
> team collapses due to big players egos and you get shafted
> talk shit about how big players just kiss ass for their spots
> get lucky, transfer window is open and there are no good T1 prospects available
> get lucky, LOUD lost a player
> get lucky, you get in cuz you arent a gambler or arrogant
> have to play duelist again, but still lucky since no one expects anything from you
> get lucky, sadhaak loses his mind puts you on phoenix
> nobody can call you trash cuz you play a trash agent
> get lucky, somehow the fucked up comp gets you to grand finals
> get lucky, you are somehow america's best phoenix
> get lucky again, your opponents are the grand finalists and 2 farmable chinese teams
> farm the chinese, lose to the top 3
> ppl start doubting your skill
> get lucky, your visa fucked up, so now if you play you have an excuse AGAIN to botfrag
> Second Carry your comeback game
> LOUD x G2
> YOU ARE SLIPPING
> NOBODY BELIEVES YOU
> 12 X 11
> IMPOSSIBLE 2V2 AGAINST A VIPER ULT
> GET FUCKING LUCKY
> SPAM AND SOMEHOW GET A WALLBANG HEADSHOT ON A CROUCHED VIPER WHO YOU HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS
> BE QCK

Qck will now become a phantom -player

HE GOT BLESSED BY GOD WITH THE MAP WINNING KILL OMG

OUT OF NOWHERE

he threw so much, he was so hidden 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

hey, dont be mean to the one star jawn

Nah, the fun stuff was doing weed and other hard drugs in Woodstock
They just can't do that no more

EDG fans are the cutest
LEV fans are the most normal
DFM fans are the most loyal

HM: LOUD and KC are the most passionate

NRG in Brazilian translates to Nem Rezando Ganha

Which in English is something along the lines of "Even if they pray they don't win" which is incredibly poetic in my eyes

Wtf happened to yessirski??

Legitimately being Old today might be the best thing ever, you can literally play videogames for 10 hours straight and nobody can say shit cuz you old and can't walk properly 😭😭😭

Americas since boaster is European and stax is korean

Hi Psion!