apparently Tuyz is staying according to juan, but i cant fucking believe they are getting DGzin as a stand in

then why are you still cheering for the banner?

LOUD was never good, the players were, there is no point in cheering for banners anymore

OK!

OXY = fun little guy
S0m = fun dude
Palla = underdog cracked brazillian
Artzin = Tuyz 2.0 hardworker rookie
Pancada = Pancada
Tuyz = hardworker rookie
Aspas = put brazil aim on top
Jawgemo = fun guy
Silentzz = funny underdog
Zap = shittalking uncle
Pryze = cool dude of the friend group
Spike = cracked rookie
JohnQt = aimer tactician
Valyn = judge disciple
Fns = fns
Eeiu = cracked underdog

man those nicknames are good

Why does riot keep crippling the t2???
BR, ITaly, Portugal, South LATAM, Even NA is struggling somehow

If loaning is possible than I believe unless Tuyz has been bought, loaning him would make more sense

OXY
S0m
Palla
Artzin
Pancada
Tuyz
Aspas
Jawgemo
Silentzz
Zap
Pryze
Spike
JohnQt
Valyn
Fns
Eeiu

Yes, that is true, but even taking that into account is harder for 2G to get Heat than Furia

Any team with the following players:

Murizz
Asuna
DeNaro
Scream
Bezn
Pancc
BcJ
Demon1
Keznit
C0M
Xeppa
Vanity

Aspas has loyal glazers, but D1 has the most delusional
It's even worse considering Jawgemo was carrying his ass and is the better duelist of the two

It's early and I'm a bit bored, so I'm gonna yap a bit on this post, you don't need to take it seriously, I'm just trying to spend time.
I know Nzr is technically a restricted agent, but considering none of the BR/LATAM orgs want to pay his buyout I haven't put him in the trading list, I feel really bad for him cuz he is a great player and any of the following teams would be upgraded by buying him

BR Tier 1

LOUD
Whatever the worst possible roster is, that is what they want apparently
[ Pancada + V1nny + ? + ? + ? ]
EDIT: according to Juanvlr v1nny might not be joining while Sato/Lukxo might join, and tuyz is staying?

MIBR
Since it has been confirmed that my pookies are staying (Artzin,Palla,Rich) and they are trialling some NA t2/3 talent, I just hope fRod cooks something Potter level good
I would love to see Brawk on the team, he is pretty good.

FURIA
Almost confirmed they are using Khalil+Mwzera+Havoc+Raafa+Heat, the most uncertain possibility being Heat but even if they don't get him they will probably just bring in Askia or GuhRvn

2G
They are keeping the roster but with Spike as a 6th since he turns 18 in June
I personally think a good sub would be Tuyz, already a true flex and wouldn't cause role issues
There is a Heat rumour but I don't think 2G will be able to outbid Furia, also Heat has less familiarity with the Neon than Tuyz

BR Tier 2

Gallorys
~~ Remove Urango, Apply Qck
Remove EvilKyk, Apply Mazin
Re-evaluate Rood, maybe apply GuhRVN~~
Ignore this, apparently Lukxo and Sato are going to LOUD so there is no point in salvaging this mess

Red Canids
Remove V1nny (he going to LOUD💀)
Apply Kon4n, Red needs more tactics, Kon4n is a
good fit
Re-evaluate CTC (Apply Askia?)

TBK
Remove Prozin, DeNaro, Bezn
Apply RgL, Jzz, Frz

Maestro
Remove NTK, Apply Xand

PEDOBASE
Remove Askia, GuhRvn, Raafa
Apply NTK, Bezn, Denaro
(I want all of the players I hate on the same team as Pancc and DGzin)

I dont know whats going on
what did he do? why is everyone mad? why are people threatening him?

they need an IGL and Heat is a flex player, plus, there is bad blood between the org and him

mas tbm não é como se CS tivesse dando em algo né, FURIA tirou o Fallen da aposentadoria e os cara ainda tão levando coça

Mas o Palla,Artzin e Rich são o que?

I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERENT SOME USA DUDE, YOU'RE FAKING IT

Can anyone tell me what's on the link? I'm Brazilian

THAT'S your takeaway?

trembolona only post dumb shit
its clear frod is looking for strategists and right now the best place for him to look in is tier 2 and 3
let him cook

nunca, nem fudendo, não tem ngm de igl
Pancada pode no máximo ser um líder mas não um estrategista e as calls do cauanzin só dava em merda, eles são muito bons de mira e recurso, mas não tem uma mente pensante nesse core

Honestly im okay with it
Its fRod who is managing the tryouts so i can trust him, plus, my favourite players in MIBR were already Palla,Artzin and Rich so if they are staying im happy

Less is leaving
Cauanzin is being offered a bag from both MIBR and FURIA
Tuyz is the only one left

I wanna make this clear, i like pancada, but i wll be praying on LOUD's downfall
They managed to become the most ASS BR Org in franchising
Furia is just plain stupid, but its insane that MIBR is becoming more diligent than LOUD
Im thankful that in 2025 all that i will need to be rooting for is for 2G to qualify for champions
but its insane to me that LOUD managed to fall off this hard

Another thing, you green goblin mfs better play offseason and announce your roster on the 7th
i swear, if your grimy asses try to pull that fucking "oooh, who are signing?👀" i will personally make sure to hatepost everything you do. TrembolonaRage level of hateposting.
Your team sucks, you have no IGL, you have no good coach, you have no star players, you have no motion.
have fun being 12th place next year, you deserve it.
fuck you

good thing m80 didnt ascend then

so...yeah...

Kill the part of you the cringes
Not the part that is
Enjoy being silly

Veterinarian

Uwukitten, title nicknames existed in competition sports since the beginning
None of these are remotely weebish
There is no japanesesy sounding nicknames
All of these are plausible within it's realm

Do you know Kon4n? The previous Furia IGL, in BR his title was "The People's Warrior"
This is a common occurrence within a community with passion for the scene

Competitive players get nicknames as an endearing reaction from their fans/watchers
It's a form of added recognition of value from a popular origin
It's not cringy to show appreciation for a team

Fr*nch

This is a vlr forum
The last thing anyone can do is be normal here

I've been cringy since the beginning, y'all ain't true OGs

No these are legit their nicknames
Demon1 got his by the casters on the Champions final
And JonahP has been called professor for a while now
Are you new?

Nicknames

Players usually get them
Like JonahP is "Professor", Aspas is "Final Boss" and Demon1 is "King of Hell"

Let me dream dude

I wanna be early and name the nicknames/titles for their players if they surprise everyone next year.

Zap "The Warlord"
This is due to his loud and aggressive leadership and behaviour

Silentzz "Sword Child"
This is a reference to swords having two cutting sides, a reference to him playing both the defense agent and attacking agent

Spikezin "Young Lightning"
This is due to him being the youngest and is a reference to both his mains, Kayo and Neon, who both have electric based themes

Pryze "Warmonger"
This is a reference to him being very old in the scene and being Zap's teammate since the start of Valorant

Lzz "The Everyman"
This is a reference to his middle of the pack performance during groups, but then had a huge step up during playoffs, becoming a sort of literary Everyman player, from John doe to Main Cast

EDIT: why are you people so salty, this is a forum about a video game sport, have some fun, let loose a little, did none of you ever play fantasy football/soccer? why are you in this site if not to talk about the game and players? I don't understand the bitterness

YOURE KIDDING?? REALLY?? HOLY SHIT

wait what?
are you being homeopathic?

technically we are the most of everything due to sheer size, but i get your point kkkkkkkkkkkk

war is oveeeeerrr

when was he in in t1?

2G was stuck for 3 years in T3 bro, be more humble

i have commented on this on another post but it doesnt matter which t2 is better, the benefit of bootcamping in europe is the vastly different style and experience of trainning.
it develops a wider array of tactics and familiarity with unfamiliar playstyles, it helps to develop adaptation and midrounding.
overall, it was a great move from 2G to bootcamp there

cuz apparently he is leaving
i have no idea where he will go

RIP Nzr

RIP Nzr

fart, but this time do it slowly

is lgbtcountry canada? why canada? it cant be usa, usa is burgerland, what are you yapping about?

Its because it was technically their Last Dance, most of the m80 guys will retire apparently